[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Raw Finn wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I don’t know if you noticed this or not Rock, but I took a cue from the Hunter S. Thompson school of How to Handle Potential Political Opponents in Such a Way That Totally Discredits Them Without Leaving Any Trace of Who Has Caused the Horrific Downturns in Their Psyche and put some Ibogaine in Newt Gingrich’s Jack Daniels this morning. He started fucking weeping in the middle of an interview at the mere mention of his mother, who I traveled back in time and murdered via asphyxiation from a piano wire that mysteriously wrapped itself around her throat.
His breakdowns will only become worse in the coming weeks.
Perhaps we should think about our future Cabinet. I think the obvious choice for Attorney General is PMPM, Orion for Secretary of State, RogueVampire as Press Secretary, AC as Treasury Secretary, Push as Secretary of Defense/Offense (anyone who can single-facedly take on a tree and come out as the victor definitely gets the nod), Hallowed as Secretary of the Interior (because I’d like to get into her Interior), Professor X as Secy of Health and Human Services AND Secy of Labor, The BodyGuard as Secy of Homeland Security and DarkNinja as our Ambassador to the United Nations.
I know I’m forgetting some other Cabinet-level positions, but I can’t think of them right now. Anyone who would like to fill the rest of the positions, please nominate yourself here.[/quote]
You, sir, are funny.[/quote]
I didn’t ask.[/quote]
No, I really meant that was funny. Also, sometimes you don’t have to ask.
