You read the title right! Your Immortal is beginning his path to the White House. It won’t be easy, I know. But, with the support of T-Nation, it can be willed to reality.
I hope to win your hearts and souls over the next year and change. =)
What’s in it for me?
[quote]biglifter wrote:
What’s in it for me?[/quote]
You have a valid question here. And, I promise the answers will come in time. I’d like you to first imagine all the wealth in Hades, as your own. That is where we start.
You had me at =)
Done.
You could be the first black president.
I’d vote for ya.
President Rockula.
You’re a ginger now, a brown ginger, gingers can’t be president.
Aim low, run for Governor of Transylvania.
I better be your running mate. Is this part of the RAPEAXE!!! press conference you were talking about? And how do you plan on getting around the fact that you were born in Macao?
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I better be your running mate. Is this part of the RAPEAXE!!! press conference you were talking about? And how do you plan on getting around the fact that you were born in Macao?[/quote]
We will be using my Humbolt County Birth Certificate.
Foolproof!
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I better be your running mate. Is this part of the RAPEAXE!!! press conference you were talking about? And how do you plan on getting around the fact that you were born in Macao?[/quote]
We will be using my Humbolt County Birth Certificate.
Foolproof![/quote]
Mos def. Especially since there happens to be some confusion as to what sex The Count is. Personally, I think his/her sex is pretty rough, perhaps a little too over the top with the props and the outfits, and kinda…oh god. What am I doing?
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
You’re a ginger now, a brown ginger, gingers can’t be president.
Aim low, run for Governor of Transylvania. [/quote]
We will remember this statement. And you will regret it.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I better be your running mate. Is this part of the RAPEAXE!!! press conference you were talking about? And how do you plan on getting around the fact that you were born in Macao?[/quote]
We will be using my Humbolt County Birth Certificate.
Foolproof![/quote]
Friggin’ CLUTCH!!!
There is no stopping us,The Hallwed.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I better be your running mate. Is this part of the RAPEAXE!!! press conference you were talking about? And how do you plan on getting around the fact that you were born in Macao?[/quote]
Who else would I come to for such a position? This is the time for RAPEAXE!!! to show the world the meaning of AXETREME!!!
I’m honored you are so eagerly accepting the job.
[quote]Mutu wrote:
You could be the first black president.[/quote]
I will be the first of a lot of things relating to the presidency.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’d vote for ya.
President Rockula.[/quote]
I have backing from Masch AND Iron Dwarf? I’m already killing the demographics here.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I better be your running mate. Is this part of the RAPEAXE!!! press conference you were talking about? And how do you plan on getting around the fact that you were born in Macao?[/quote]
We will be using my Humbolt County Birth Certificate.
Foolproof![/quote]
I would rather use your Humboldt County cannabis card :s
Also, I am from Transylvania. If you expect my people to vote for you, rock, you better get your beer drinking and stew eating skills up to par.
Pass.
Cthulhu/Dagon 2012
[quote]Mutu wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I better be your running mate. Is this part of the RAPEAXE!!! press conference you were talking about? And how do you plan on getting around the fact that you were born in Macao?[/quote]
We will be using my Humbolt County Birth Certificate.
Foolproof![/quote]
I would rather use your Humboldt County cannabis card :s
Also, I am from Transylvania. If you expect my people to vote for you, rock, you better get your beer drinking and stew eating skills up to par.[/quote]
I’ll keep you around then. Its always good to have foreign advocay.
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
Pass.
Cthulhu/Dagon 2012[/quote]
Look, Cthulhu is an old man.He better think about the altzheimer’s he is developing instead of facing off against Rockula nd Cooper.
AXTREME!!!
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I better be your running mate. Is this part of the RAPEAXE!!! press conference you were talking about? And how do you plan on getting around the fact that you were born in Macao?[/quote]
Who else would I come to for such a position? This is the time for RAPEAXE!!! to show the world the meaning of AXETREME!!!
I’m honored you are so eagerly accepting the job.
[/quote]
I would gladly take over for you if you are ever assassinated, which would only happen if I wasn’t around to hurl my body n front of the assassin’s silver bullet.
What is our platform?