Revolution is My Name

[quote]ddot76 wrote:
Court wrote:
ddot76 wrote:
You approve of my outfit today?

It’s from my Joey Gladstone collection.

Wait… I didn’t know you were downtown today!! I was so disgusted by the shirt and tie and trying to keep the vomit in my mouth that I wasn’t able to look up to the guy’s face to see it was you.

You need your mom to go shopping with you.

Who are you kidding? Your eyes never make it past the neckline![/quote]

Well that depends. If they’re walking towards me, no I never make it past the neckline. If they’re walking away from me, I generally don’t make it past the beltline :slight_smile:

maybe this convo should be moved to a more appropriate forum. nice tie by the way

[quote]bones864 wrote:
maybe this convo should be moved to a more appropriate forum. nice tie by the way[/quote]

Bones, You probably wear ugly ties and shirts all the time. Sorry for offending you. You actually probably wear ugly shoes too just to tie the outfit all together.

well i gotta co-ordinate all my ugly stuff together.

go eat a fry!

I hate slow people.

Even though it’s the last day before a long weekend, I’m still a bit (okay a lot) pissy this morning. I hate people that drive below the speed limit when you’re trying to make it to work. I hate people that walk slowly and all spread out so you can’t even make it by them. Gah!

I did my vertical push/pull yesterday. It sucked. I’ll post it later today/tomorrow/Sunday but I pretty much used all the same weights. Again. Bullshit.

On a more positive note, I have green tea. And on another positive note, I like Fridays because lots of guys wander around wearing jeans, shirt and blazer. Not sure why, but I love that look. mmmmm lol

I’m playing some volleyball and hitting the beach this weekend. Looking forward to it.

Oh and I also hate Todd. Mainly cuz he’s a jackass.

[quote]Court wrote:
Oh and I also hate Todd. Mainly cuz he’s a jackass.[/quote]

Clearly I am.

Is this ‘State the Obvious’ day? If so, Courtney is cranky.

So it’s been a few days… I’ve caught up on some sleep, I went to the beach and got far far too much sun (ie. my ass/thighs are bright red), and finally got back into the gym today.

First off: Ow. I thought I’d get rid of the horrible tan lines I’ve developed all summer from playing in vball tourneys (ie. shorts & sports bra) to make it look like I’ve actually worn a bathing suit once or twice. Well, yesterday was a scorcher and I’m paying for it today. It could be worse, and most of me has (or will) just turn into a tan, so I’m hoping for no peeling.

Went to the gym today, slightly tired and hungover. Was training with two guys who couldn’t be on time if their lives depended on it, so I ended up running on the treadmill for 30 min. I did 3.5 miles in this time, which is really good for me considering that’s faster than my training runs were before my half-marathon for the same distance and I’ve only run 3/4 times since then (May).

Anyways, the boys decided to show up finally and we did some back and chest. I decided to have a ‘fun’ training session and follow their lead and for them it was just an extra day they were throwing in, so we just sort of did what we felt like doing.

Did 3 sets of:
A1. Close grip pulldowns (12 reps)
A2. Assissted pull ups (6 reps)
B. Row… where the bar is in a coner, you straddle it and you use the v-handle to row (10 reps)
C. Shoulder Press - using the same bar and same corner. (8-10 reps)
D. Bench Press (8-12 reps)

The shoulder presses were kind of entertaining because I didn’t feel horribly comfortable with the movement and wasn’t sure how strong my shoulders were going to be, so one of the guys spotted me. There’s a little bit of a push press to it (or as I call it, a thrusting motion) and with the guy standing right behind me, well, my ass was going into his crotch. We laughed about it after. And did the same for the next 2 sets as well haha.

I still haven’t gotten in my second leg day that should have been Thursday, but I’m doing it tomorrow instead of quad-dom. I’m trying to figure out my schedule for the week training-wise because I’m playing in a 2’s volleyball tournament on Saturday and want my legs to feel good for it. Thinking Hamstring/Hip Dom tomorrow, vertical Tues, Quad Dom Wed. Taking Thursday off for a work dinner/party and Friday to go to the Blue Jays game (plus to be fresh for Saturday). We shall see.

Whenever I train with the boys, I wake up the next morning feeling like I’ve been hit by a truck. My back, shoulders and chest are all sore. It’s pretty wicked.

My sunburn doesn’t feel quite as bad today so hopefully my leg workout won’t hurt too much because of that. A girlfriend is coming today and said she’s going to keep up with me for as long as she can lol. She should do alright since she’s a rugby player and goes pretty hard. I’m just not sure how my workout will treat her since I’ve worked up to this for a while. We shall see.

The gym is only open til 3 today because of the holiday and it will likely be pretty busy. Oh well, get in, do my thing and get out.

So I deadlifted yesterday. Yay…ish. I keep wanting to add weight, but by my 7th/8th set I’m doing everything I can just to move the bar! My friend did super well yesterday. She just modified the weights I used and squatted instead of deadlifted. Yay Jen!

A. Deadlift - 8x4 90s - 145/145/150/150/155/160/165/ tried 170 and got 2 reps in, then couldn’t budge the weight off the floor for the 3rd.
B. Lunges - 4x 5x5 90s - 20lbs
C1. Sumo Deadlift - 3x12 - 50lbs
C2. Leg Curl - 3x12 - 75lbs
C3. Hyperextensions - 3x12 60s - 10lbs

Did my typical bike for 15 minutes so I could walk down the stairs after. Wanted to nap when I got home but we were hosting our typical Labour Day family fiesta. Basically it involves my extended family, lots of food and lots of wine. Generally it’s held on the Sunday and everyone drinks far too much, but since it was on a Monday night before the first day of school for the kids and back to work for the parents, it was a little more tame.

Rant: The days are getting much shorter - on my drive in to work this morning, we were flying along the highway and then all of a sudden, brake lights. Why? Because the sun was only starting to rise and was right in everyone’s face so they couldn’t see. I guess the plus to this is I’ll get an extra hour of sleep for one night soon?

[quote]Court wrote:
Rants:

Seriously. Where have all the tall men gone?[/quote]

California, I guess.

Thanks for this – it was delicious. I hate my commercial gym and everyone in it while I’m there. I can completely relate.

[quote]Court wrote:
Whenever I train with the boys, I wake up the next morning feeling like I’ve been hit by a truck. My back, shoulders and chest are all sore. It’s pretty wicked. [/quote]

Your thread is making me miss training with boys, I want to be hit by a truck! Fighting with boys is a completely different sort of pain.

[quote]sdspeedracer wrote:
Court wrote:
Rants:

Seriously. Where have all the tall men gone?

California, I guess.

Thanks for this – it was delicious. I hate my commercial gym and everyone in it while I’m there. I can completely relate.[/quote]

Good thing I’m looking at Cali for my MBA… maybe I’ll find me a tall hot buff surfer guy… mmmmm drool.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
Court wrote:
Whenever I train with the boys, I wake up the next morning feeling like I’ve been hit by a truck. My back, shoulders and chest are all sore. It’s pretty wicked.

Your thread is making me miss training with boys, I want to be hit by a truck! Fighting with boys is a completely different sort of pain.[/quote]

But fun! Your thread makes me ADD with my training and I want to go fight boys!

So I didn’t do vertical push/pull today, but did my horizontal tango (just for you Mom in MD) aka push/pull instead. It was really a matter of what would be the lesser of two evils since everything still hurts from my fun workout with the boys on Sunday.

A. DB Bench Press - 4x8 75s - 25lb DBs - struggled with this weight throughout but it felt awesome.
B. BB Rows - 4x6 60s - 70lbs
C1. Pec Deck - 3x12 - 40lbs
C2. Reverse Pec Deck - 3x12 - 30lbs
C3. Pushups - 3x12 - 12/12/10
D1. Skullcrushers - 2x15 - 20lbs
D2. EZ Bar Curls - 2x15 - 20lbs

Since it was right after work the day after a long weekend, it was chest day galore for all the guys. Therefore I struggled to find a bench for my DB bench press (couldn’t find a bench with a bar) and couldn’t find a flat bench for my C’s (generally flyes are included) so just modified some things instead.

It’s been a great evening. I have some stories but I’m going to post this one so my workout doesn’t get cluttered with my ranting/raving/hilariousness.

I’ve been meaning to write about this since Sunday but I was too caught up in my boy workout to remember. It’s about the short dude with the chalk that was doing tricep dips and grunting like crazy that I wrote about not too long ago.

So I’m training with the boys and he starts talking to one of them. He comes over where we’re doing our rows and says to me “Yeah so I’m a stripper… don’t you think this guy here (points to my friend) should dance as well? Look at him, I keep saying he’s in his prime and would make lots of money - he’s young, tall, buff and lean…” I can see my friend is rolling his eyes so I play along and say “He’s got killer blue eyes too to top it all off. I’d definitely pay to see him dance!” Dude gets all excited because he’s thinking maybe I’ll be able to convince him. He then continues to say my friend has an advantage because he’s taller. Says “I’m short…not where it counts of course ha ha ha”. Like seriously, what an opening line. But even worse, did he think I wanted to hear about his penis, his costumes, his dance moves? I actually said at one point “Okay all you have to say is earmuffs and I’ll cover my ears. Stop already!” EW!

So yesterday I’m training with my girlfriend who just joined our gym and she’s scoping out the eye candy post workout. Says “That guy in the blue shirt is actually vile. He definitely has an innie.” Who is blue shirt guy you ask? Mr. Stripper himself. I told her about his line of work and I think she may have thrown up a bit in her mouth.

Tonight was special. I finished my workout and was waiting for my friend (the one that ‘should be a stripper’) because I told him I wanted to see him in his Army greens and he agreed to be a piece of meat for a moment while I oogled before he headed to parade (whatever that means lol). I am such a sucker for men in uniform. Like there was a bit of a drool puddle at my feet.

Anyways, he had called and said he was 2 minutes away so I went and was outside drinking my shake. Some guy comes out of the gym and comes right up to me and says “I saw you in the gym. You do skullcrushers? That’s so cool. I’ve never seen a girl do those before.” I just sort of smile and shrug. Then the folow-up line “You drink protein shakes too? That’s amazing.” Seriously. Is this what qualifies as a pick up line these days? I think I’m going to be single for the rest of my life because I hate games and I can’t handle these terrible terrible starting lines.

Until I get the time to sit down, read, and write something more meaningful, a heart attack will have to do.

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[quote]Sayjin wrote:
Until I get the time to sit down, read, and write something more meaningful, a heart attack will have to do.

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Wow…you less than three me a whole lot!
You’d best find some time soon. I miss you and Bartl!

Trained at lunch today. Great leg session:

A. Leg Press - 4x15 90s - 200lbs + sled
B. Bulgarian Split Squats - 4x 5x5 - 30lbs
C1. DB Squats - 3x12 - 22.5lbs
C2. Leg Extensions - 3x12 - 45lbs
C3. BW Squats - 3x25 60s

It was a pretty intense session. I felt like puking after BSS as per usual. Lots of the usual suspects were at the gym today so when I needed a brain break I just turned down my music and listened to the antics. The boys are funny and special. I told them about “You drink protein shakes” boy and they thought it was so hilarious that anytime I walked by one of them said “You drink protein? And you’re a girl? That’s so sexy” (or something to that effect).

I’m playing a bit of volleyball tonight which should be fun. I won’t be back in the gym again probably until Sunday or Monday.

So “a bit” of volleyball turned into 3.5 hours of either 3 or 4 a side. I came home absolutely covered in sand and with quite a few bug bites!

I had planned on not writing until after I got back into the gym, but I’m really frustrated right now. I’m contemplating swearing off men forever. Or at least boys. I had it proven to me on two separate occasions today that I should not be interested in a younger guy. Todd laughs because he says I always have a new crush, or that I have tons of crushes. Which I do. I’m single, I can do what I want.

Anyways, I heard about some questionable morals, or one crush having a questionable character. I had known part of the story, but not all. Usually I’m not one to listen to gossip, but he confirmed it after he called me when he saw that I wasn’t exactly a ball of joy when I left. Just some really non-kosher actions.

Then there’s another guy who has been calling, texting, emailing regularly for the past week or so. We were going to go for a drink tonight after we registered for a vball league, but decided to play instead. He was flirty, touchy, etc. I’m talking to a girl he played with over the summer and asking about her bf and then ask (thinking I knew the answer) “So does ‘boy’ have a girlfriend?” Well wasn’t I shocked and appalled when she said yes - of 3.5 years. Seriously wtf. She understood where I was coming from though because apparently when they first started playing together he was all flirty, touchy-feely with her until she found out. He then continues to act all touchy with me until he left.

So that’s my vent. I’m thinking becoming a lesbian nun will be right down my alley. I’m so frustrated with the opposite sex. Gah!