[quote]tharren wrote:
… I find it hard to believe that Toronto has no crime…
No we just shoot each other here, like civilized people.[/quote]
You wouldn’t want to bruise the knuckles.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
tharren wrote:
… I find it hard to believe that Toronto has no crime…
No we just shoot each other here, like civilized people.
You wouldn’t want to bruise the knuckles.[/quote]
Or lose more than 3 seconds drinking time, since it looks like we need all the training we can handle to beat the Aussies and the World Cup of Piss Ups!
[quote]Sepukku wrote:
aussie_jono wrote:
AverageJay wrote:
Now some of the towns in England on the other hand. Holy shit, I’ve never seen and been involved in so many fights in such a short period of time.
I went to England and Wales as a young fella, and got in heaps of fights with the local ratbags. Every time I walked down this alley in Wales on the way home these kids would kick their soccer ball at me, so I would hit one and then we’d fight.
Good old days, when kids didn’t take weapons to school lol.
lol. Aye, now, in the day of the almighty chav empire, on which the sun never sets, fights are not what they used to be. Fights with chavs, which seem to be the only fights these days follow the criteria of what I believe is known as the chav manifesto.
Chav Manifesto
If youz gonna get in a fight-like, be sure youz gonna win, init?
Methods-like:
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For every person you is fightin-like, make sure youz got at least 3 mateyz. However, perfection would be a humble 8 to 1 ratio-like.
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Beat up/kill old peoplez. They is near de end anywayz, so why not help dem along AND brush up your flying kick skillz init? (skillz killz, remember dis)
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Since you is well’ard and is not f^@%ing about-like, alwayz take a blade bruv, cos it is well scary and you never know when youz gonna need to take out your teacher/headmaster/parentz.
THE MANIFESTO HAS SPOKEN! NOW GO FILL YOUR DUTIES YOU BOOM TUGS, INIT!?
You have been warned.
-Sep[/quote]
This was good thanks. Now I really have to go England to study some chavs up close and personal. Where’s the most densenly populated chav city then, Manchester?
[quote]bartonmlee wrote:
random acts of fights happen everywhere
and that sucks, my younger brother
who doesnt have a mean bone in his body
and very laid back, was jumped by three
guys on his way back home from the
store in broad daylight. this was in
tallahasee,FL. the guys were not caught. and my brother is ok and this
happened about 2 yrs ago.[/quote]
That sucks man, sorry to hear it, hate when it happens to the people who deserve it the least. You can always move up north, at least nothing happens for 6 months of the year cause it’s so cold no one goes outside, then everybody makes up for lost time during the summer.
Sorry to hear that your friend got beat up, but Window lickers who start fights are not just here in Australia.
Violences happens whereever you go at least he walked away.
A guy got stabbed over his Guitar yersterday here in Melbourne.
People have to be careful when they go out.
I am off to get a beer:)
Fluffy
[quote]tharren wrote:
They will also probably give you shit about thinking that a Canadian could out drink an Australian.
I’d love to take you up on the challenge, at least we both drink beer, not something we think is beer but is actually water.[/quote]
I’m tired of this “your American beer is water” crap. I haven’t had a real beer in 4 years (I drink O’Douls) and I still hate this ignorant bravado.
The beer that you think is SOOOO STRONNNGGG is typically only 20-25% stronger. If it got substantially higher than that, it couldn’t technically be classified as beer.
Maybe your friend walked into a bar and starting showing his ass about how much more Canucks could drink than Aussies.
Scott
VB is shit. Toohey’s is awful. Carlton is worse than either. Australians need learn how to MAKE beer before boasting of being able to outdrink Canadians.
On another note… I enjoyed my four months in Australia immensely. I think Australia is a lot like Canada, only with warmer weather and more surfing. I miss the beach…
Dammit, I am so dissapointed! I thought that this thread was going to be about handicap kids giving each other knob jobs.
[quote]Massif wrote:
Firstly, I dig the name of this thread 
Like the others said, we have our share of dirty little bastards down here, but they are certainly not the majority. I’m sorry your friend has had a bad experience down here, but I hope he has also experienced the better side of Australian life.
Cheers.[/quote]
Well you guys are all desended from Irish criminals right? 
[quote]Burnesy wrote:
Gregatron wrote:
Aussies are soft…
If a kiwi had hit him his jaw would be broken in 3 places : )
…and his Ugh boots would be stolen…[/quote]
bahahahaha
[quote]m_mackenz wrote:
VB is shit. Toohey’s is awful. Carlton is worse than either. Australians need learn how to MAKE beer before boasting of being able to outdrink Canadians.
On another note… I enjoyed my four months in Australia immensely. I think Australia is a lot like Canada, only with warmer weather and more surfing. I miss the beach… [/quote]
What?! Toohey’s is decent. VB too. Better than American beers. If you really want good beer, go to New Zealand. I will say that.
I saw some kind of weird Chav-like shit when I was in Germany. It was something like a cross between confused wiggers, hooligans, and wanna-be gangsta-type ignorant teens/young men. These types tried to bully people around and pick fights, only sometimes the Turks would beat their asses down badly, or an American soldier/contractor would show them how to bend a knee or elbow joint the wrong way.
A carload of these asses threw beer bottles at my truck one day when I stalled out on a hill. I got out, grabbed my tire iron out the back and went to get my ass handed to me, only they left! Mostly just a bunch of juvenile twats, these guys, but the culture seems to catch on with young people with too much time on their hands.