Rate DW's Physique

By the way, why do you think you have your ‘terrible reputation on this board and the internet in general’?

06/17/07

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
By the way, why do you think you have your ‘terrible reputation on this board and the internet in general’?[/quote]

Nooooooo

You know you cannot use logic in a DW thread, it will rip the fucking fabric of space/time.

[quote]DieselWeasel wrote:
06/17/07[/quote]

Stand up straight

your posing ability is about where your DL form was in your first DL vids. If you don’t know, it was as bad as it gets.

Your physique is only marginally better than average.

You asked for a rating on the Internet, you didn’t ask for a rating from successful bodybuilders on the Internet.

You look like a deranged pedophile with that stupid look on your face and your head tilted forward like you’re stalking a child.

Your trunks look like you bought them at a gay S&M shop.

[quote]Roland Fisher wrote:
Your physique is only marginally better than average.[/quote]

Exactly.

[quote]Roland Fisher wrote:
You asked for a rating on the Internet, you didn’t ask for a rating from successful bodybuilders on the Internet.[/quote]

Exactly.

[quote]Roland Fisher wrote:
You look like a deranged pedophile with that stupid look on your face and your head tilted forward like you’re stalking a child.[/quote]

Sad, but exactly.

[quote]Roland Fisher wrote:
Your trunks look like you bought them at a gay S&M shop.[/quote]

At a glance, I assumed he just MS-Painted them on…I don’t know which would be creepier, though.

Those are the types of pics that tend to come back and bite you years down the road, when you’re running for office or attempting to win American Idol.

06/18/07

[quote]Roland Fisher wrote:

Your trunks look like you bought them at a gay S&M shop.

[/quote]

If by “gay S&M shop”, you meant bodybuilding.com, then yes. It’s a regular posing suit, the only type of posing suit that they sell there.

Am I the only one who is reminded of Bud Bundy?

what do you squat, bench, barbell row

DW. You just need more mass in my opinion. add 20 pounds and you’ll be around a 6 I bet. If you stuff the banana hammock you could easily go to 6.5

I know that you have a better deadlift then me, but why oh God why, did you buy posing trunks if you have no intention of getting on stage for a bodybuilding competition, it just seems like a waste of money.

–JB

[quote]DieselWeasel wrote:
06/18/07[/quote]

look at that phisique…

Anyways, DW, you’ve stated numerous times that you weight train for strength and not aesthetic purposes. Why then would you ask us to rate your phisique and then get upset when we let you know you’re not that aesthetic? This shouldn’t matter, since you’re strength is at least above average. And btw, if you work on rack pulls for a little while, your deadlift should shoot up pretty steadily. Isn’t that kind of advice more important than, “Ohh, your posing needs work?”

[quote]DieselWeasel wrote:
06/17/07[/quote]

You still look like a child molester. Good job.

[quote]tveddy wrote:
DW. You just need more mass in my opinion. add 20 pounds and you’ll be around a 6 I bet.[/quote]

20 pounds? I added 10-15 since last September. If I added 20 more pounds, I’d be 5’5" and 190lbs. Most people who lift weights aren’t even 190lbs when they’re half a foot taller than me, unless they have a lot of extra bodyfat.

Really? I actually think my package looks entirely too big in those pics. Anyway, why are you concerned with my crotch if you’re straight?

[quote]muscleshark wrote:
Anyways, DW, you’ve stated numerous times that you weight train for strength and not aesthetic purposes. Why then would you ask us to rate your phisique and then get upset when we let you know you’re not that aesthetic?[/quote]

You are wasting your time using logic with DW. Really.

Anyhow, I was feeling a little down today - body is fighting a cold. Then I open up this thread and laugh so hard I almost spit up the string cheese I was eating.

Once you really that DW is a fool to be mocked, and not someone you should seek to persuade or otherwise engage, you recognize his value to this site. The guy is hilarious. You can’t pay for entertainment like this.

DW is truly the only legitimate ass clown I’ve ever encountered. Savor it.

[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
muscleshark wrote:
Anyways, DW, you’ve stated numerous times that you weight train for strength and not aesthetic purposes. Why then would you ask us to rate your phisique and then get upset when we let you know you’re not that aesthetic?

You are wasting your time using logic with DW. Really.

Anyhow, I was feeling a little down today - body is fighting a cold. Then I open up this thread and laugh so hard I almost spit up the string cheese I was eating.

Once you really that DW is a fool to be mocked, and not someone you should seek to persuade or otherwise engage, you recognize his value to this site. The guy is hilarious. You can’t pay for entertainment like this.

DW is truly the only legitimate ass clown I’ve ever encountered. Savor it.[/quote]

Yeah, but regardless of all the insults that you throw out there, I’m still stronger than you. So in the end, you’re just an anonymous weak bitch.

I think that if you changed your routine for a few months, and cut the body fat down you’d look 70% better physique wise.

[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
muscleshark wrote:
Anyways, DW, you’ve stated numerous times that you weight train for strength and not aesthetic purposes. Why then would you ask us to rate your phisique and then get upset when we let you know you’re not that aesthetic?

You are wasting your time using logic with DW. Really.

Anyhow, I was feeling a little down today - body is fighting a cold. Then I open up this thread and laugh so hard I almost spit up the string cheese I was eating.

Once you really that DW is a fool to be mocked, and not someone you should seek to persuade or otherwise engage, you recognize his value to this site. The guy is hilarious. You can’t pay for entertainment like this.

DW is truly the only legitimate ass clown I’ve ever encountered. Savor it.[/quote]

That’s exactly what I was thinking when I read the post above your’s!
This guy really is me at 14…only at like 25 or w/e.

[quote]DieselWeasel wrote:
Yeah, but regardless of all the insults that you throw out there, I’m still stronger than you. So in the end, you’re just an anonymous weak bitch.[/quote]

Speaking of weak… How emotionally weak must one be to keep posting pictures of himself and demanding validation? How insecure must someone be that he cannot be content with his own accomplishments and can’t derive any feelings of self-worth from his accomplishments?

What’s it like to go through life craving the admiration of others - but instead receiving scorn and ridicule?

Do your heart race when you see someone has replied to one of your posts? “Someone has read my post and is about to praise me,” you must tell yourself. Does your stomach drop when you are mocked instead?

Do you live a life of constant desperation and disappointment? Or does hope spring eternal? Do you keep refreshing your browser thinking: “Someone will validate me, I just know it!”