To all of you T-Men out there: What is the most erotic thing that a woman can do to you? What is the biggest turn off for you about women?
Nipple hair would be a big hangup.
Most erotic thing? Nothing beats a nice massage, when you already know where it will lead. Biggest turnoff? Poor grooming or being loaded. Bad on a guy, but a drunk or funky woman is the worst.
Yeah poor grooming is bad. I guess nipple hair falls under that category.
For me, nothing says “I love you” like sex first thing in the morning and when you both suddenly wake up in the middle of the night. Sex in the changing room at Abercrombie and Fitch is also quite good. For turn offs (physical), I would say not trimming and/or stinking downstairs, hairy nips, and bad breath. For non-physical turn offs, I would say my biggest pet peave with girls is game playing, leading guys on, and emotional baggage. Sure, everyone has some history and gets hurt, but if you’re still fucked up over some guy from six years ago, don’t date some unsuspecting guy and take out your past on him. To quote Dexter Holland from the Offspring, “Just do me a favor and check your baggage at the door.” Hope this helps!!
The most erotic thing a woman could do for me? Show up.
As far as turnoffs go, my biggie is that I hate when women (well, I hate this in men too) are contrarian without anything to back it up. If I say something you don’t agree with, fine, but don’t bullshit me… that’s an insult to my intelligence. It also bugs me when girls my own age (20s) have a lot of adipose tissue. Come on, you’re in the prime of your life! I don’t want someone that is going to keel over at the age of 50. Older women can be soft, but young women that are heavy… well, it just says something about how they treat themselves.
Turn on when she flashes me! Turn off when she flashes other guys too.
Most erotic: Shut up
Turn off: Open mouth
The most erotic thing a girl has ever done to me was to send me around to one of her friends house for my birthday. After her friend had had her way with me, she rang my girlfriend who then came over and had HER way with me and then her friend while I watched.It’s something I’ll never, ever forget.
As far as turn off’s, first and foremost, no matter how stunning she happens to be, when I see a girl light up a cigarette, it’s all over. To me, it goes hand in hand with poor hygine.I’m not a big fan of missing teeth either.
most erotic: when the girl acts naughty. biggest turn off: moles. i dont know why, but if a girl has a huge mole(s), it just kind of grosses me out
Turn offs: Smelling bad and giving horrible blowjobs. These two things will cause me to immediately put my clothes back on and leave right away.
Turnoffs: smelly vag (if you know what I mean) – AAAAAAAAAAAAACHH!!! and bad breath (either smoke breath or just plain rank breath).
turn-offs: facial hair, hairy legs, flat ass, anorexic look
turn-ons: curves, perky breasts, perky butts
Someone has purloined the use of my moniker!!! The above post, attributed to me, is by an imposter. Actually though, its not a bad post so I won’t obliterate the pendejo. Avoids Roids.
Turnoff: Vaginal discharge. Nothing is worse than seeing a grubworm inching out of the cooch.
Biggest turn-on: easy, just let the guy know you’re interested in making it with him. Nothing like a direct proposition from a lady to heat things up. But it happens sooooo rarely…
Turn-offs: A lot of good ones have already been listed - smoking (an immediate 5 points off on a 1-10 scale), poor hygiene, not shaving in whatever places your culture usually has women shave, contrariness without an ounce of proof to back it up (and its more insidious cousin, constantly telling your man that he’s wrong, ie. lack of support - that’ll kill a relationship real quick), etc.
Basically, having looked over this thread, I’ve come to think that maintaining a relationship is more a matter of not doing certain things wrong than doing a lot of things right.
Oh, and I have to add a caveat to what JRC said above. Just-woke-up-in-the-morning sex is and always will be spectacular. But sex in the middle of the night… It’s highly age-dependent. When I was a young buck it was great. Nowadays, I prefer to get my sleep, thanks. I have in fact ended relationships due to this particular matter (the damn woman wouldn’t let me sleep!), so you can see that it’s pretty serious.
most erotic: blimpy
biggest turn off: won’t perform blimpy
This one is going to sound weird - well it is. One girl I went out with for some months was into asphyxiation - in other words she liked me to choke her during sex (actually more of a strangle along with some role playing). At first I was fairly hesitant, not wanting to injure her and not sure how far to take things but after a few times I had a great time. Of course there were safeguards - she tapped (just like the UFC) if she wanted me to stop or slow down. Only problem is now that I like it she’s gone and I’m sure not going to be asking the next gf if I can choke her:(. Flashing me is also a good turn on - especially when it’s unexpected.
Biggest turnoff - I’ve actually had one girl proposition me with anal - except I wasn’t giving, she was. I thought she was joking but she was serious - when she saw that I was freaked she dropped it. Just the thought that she believed I might be into the idea freaked me out.
ok… I’m stumped… what the heck is ‘blimpie’???
Blimpie’s the name of a burger chain in the UK- could he mean “between the buns”?? I hope he doesn’t reply 'cause speculating’s a lot more fun!