The most erotic thing? Having a girl go down on you like your cock is the tastiest most delicious thing she’s ever had in her mouth and at the end, having her swallow, lick her lips look up at you and say “Yum!” Not only does it guarantee you’ll hang to the girl as long as possible (I’m still holding on to mine), but it makes you want to return the favour. Biggest turn off? Women with tats. I guess because tats are traditionally associated with masculine hairy assed biker types, when a girl gets one it takes away some of her femininity, its like a chick having a moustache or something, no matter how hot the girl when I see a tattoo on her body all desire for her dies. Other turnoffs would be swearing, everyone needs to let the occasional one fly but any more than that makes you seem cheap and uneducated. The other one that tops the list is smoking, but that sickens me whether it’s a man or a woman.
Turnons-Catholic school girl outfits w/pigtails (hey, so I’m a perv big deal). A.Women masturbating while you watch B. Women masturbating while giving you head. Watching porn together, and dirty talk. Turnoffs- Not groomed/na na smells funny.
Just being really into everything she is doing is a turn-on. Like if she is giving me head, I want her to be so into it that she doesn’t want it to end, but still wants to give me an awesome finish. Enthusiasm goes a very long way…
Turn on- having sex w/a chic and her hot ass mom. Turn off- her dad walking in…
Well one thing I know that is bullshit is all that crap in Cosmo. You know rub him here, kiss him there, while doing this here and slowly squeezing there, and it always ends with sticking the woman sticking her pinkie up the guy’s ass.
LOOK, it’s all BS, and it assumes a guy’s body works like a woman. It doesn’t. You don’t have to warm him up, you don’t have to set the mood, you don’t have to touch him in certain places. In fact, pleasing a guy is just pretty damn easy. Just put on a garter belt and some nice heels, and apply some friction to his thingy and he will like it.
It’s really that simple.
turn on: watching her get her pussy eaten while I bang the other chick (in the ass preferably)
turn off: balls, especialy if she has real hairy balls