Man, you guys and gals crack me up when you say you can’t “handle” a Myoplex, or any thick shake for that matter. I would gladly drink a Myoplex rather than choke down a lot of the protein drinks I’ve had in the past (most notably those containing hydrolyzed whey from the proteinfactory). Myoplex’s are like a friggin’ dessert. Suck it up. Oh, and just add more water if it is really so unbearably thick.