My problem be serious! In my quest to find an all-around protein that i can use in meals, post workout and before bed i came across Myofusion! I was sold on its upstanding reviews of quality ingredients, divine taste and rock bottom price! Eager as could be i raced to the shop, cash in hand and secured myself two tubs of this miracle from Gaspari himself! After arriving home i disposed of my old ON Whey and Casein tubs and replaced them with my all in one blend.
The problem begins the following morning! Having prepared my breakfast, a combination of egg whites and a few yokes, some oats, Cocoa powder, almond butter and of course the crème de la crème, the cherry on top, the Myofusion! I scoffed up every crumb of that breakfast and i truly was in chocolate heaven. But then about 30 minutes later the story took a more sinister turn! While sitting in the car i did a fart that was so hanus i honestly thought i’d shat myself! The windows just couldn’t open far enough!
This has been a recurring theme for the last 4 weeks or so! Im not lactose intolerant or anything! I can eat milk and cheese till the cows come home with no discomfort! Now im not sure what the hell Rich Gaspari put in Myofusion to make my arse smell like Avril Lavigne’s breath but i need a new blend, or else i will have to go back to ON whey and Casein.
Can you get a video of you farting? Like fart on a birthday cake or something and give it to a loved one?
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That wouldn’t be sensible! We seem to be dealing with some sort of agent that leaves its victims on the floor, blind in a pool of their own vomit.
I was looking at the Biotest stuff but its seriously pricey over here. Twice the price of most other powders!
I think its the Whey Protein Concentrate that does it! Isolate seems to sit nicely but that WPC bubbles away all day like a cauldron. Any one know of any blends that use mainly isolate as the protein source?
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Now im not sure what the hell Rich Gaspari put in Myofusion to make my arse smell like Avril Lavigne’s breath
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Very confusing reference there.
Some perspective: I began using a similar protein blend to Myofusion, and for the first few days I was as bloated and gassy as Ralph Macchio in a pumpkin patch! My stomach felt painful and distended - about as distended as a Latvian Birthday Cake - but after about a week everything subsided, and I was as happy as a one-legged cobbler in front of a gumball machine with a pocket full of dimes.
With this being said, you’ve been taking this blend longer than a John Stamos bubble-bath, and you’re still experiencing these adverse effects…if I were you, I’d switch to another brand faster than a Moray eel at a fondue party!
Some perspective: I began using a similar protein blend to Myofusion, and for the first few days I was as bloated and gassy as Ralph Macchio in a pumpkin patch! My stomach felt painful and distended - about as distended as a Latvian Birthday Cake - but after about a week everything subsided, and I was as happy as a one-legged cobbler in front of a gumball machine with a pocket full of dimes.
With this being said, you’ve been taking this blend longer than a John Stamos bubble-bath, and you’re still experiencing these adverse effects…if I were you, I’d switch to another brand faster than a Moray eel at a fondue party![/quote]
LOL! Cheers PimpBot i understand completely!
Been using said product for about four weeks, possibly five. No more than six. Still it continues! No discomfort or upset stomach just really smelly farts. The sort of ones that are so bad you’re actually ashamed at what you did even around friends. If it was every now and then i can live with that but i swear its 20 times a day! These are toxic and it can’t be healthy to produce, or inhale! I was doing Legs on Saturday morning and at the bottom of the Leg Press when the knee’s were right up i could feel an air pocket edging its way through my guts. If that had come out i would have been stuck under the weight with no breathable air around me! I had to half rep the last few just to be safe!
I like the idea of a protein blend and donâ??t really want to go back to watery old Whey.
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In my quest to find an all-around protein that i can use in meals, post workout and before bed i came across
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So, there’s this company called “Biotest”… and they host a website called “T-Nation”… and crazy as it may seem, they sell, amongst other things… protein
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In my quest to find an all-around protein that i can use in meals, post workout and before bed i came across
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So, there’s this company called “Biotest”… and they host a website called “T-Nation”… and crazy as it may seem, they sell, amongst other things… protein[/quote]
There’s this country called England…and American supplements cost damn near twice as much in this country… and as crazy as it may seem, if you had read the entire thread, you’d have read the OP’s reply about Biotest’s supplements costing too much.
[quote]ESX wrote:
In my quest to find an all-around protein that i can use in meals, post workout and before bed i came across
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So, there’s this company called “Biotest”… and they host a website called “T-Nation”… and crazy as it may seem, they sell, amongst other things… protein[/quote]
There’s this country called England…and American supplements cost damn near twice as much in this country… and as crazy as it may seem, if you had read the entire thread, you’d have read the OP’s reply about Biotest’s supplements costing too much.
[quote]ESX wrote:
In my quest to find an all-around protein that i can use in meals, post workout and before bed i came across
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So, there’s this company called “Biotest”… and they host a website called “T-Nation”… and crazy as it may seem, they sell, amongst other things… protein[/quote]
There’s this country called England…and American supplements cost damn near twice as much in this country… and as crazy as it may seem, if you had read the entire thread, you’d have read the OP’s reply about Biotest’s supplements costing too much.
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You crazy subjects of the Queen, what with your tea-stained teeth and funny accents!
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[quote]ESX wrote:
In my quest to find an all-around protein that i can use in meals, post workout and before bed i came across
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So, there’s this company called “Biotest”… and they host a website called “T-Nation”… and crazy as it may seem, they sell, amongst other things… protein[/quote]
There’s this country called England…and American supplements cost damn near twice as much in this country… and as crazy as it may seem, if you had read the entire thread, you’d have read the OP’s reply about Biotest’s supplements costing too much.
Oh dear.[/quote]
You crazy subjects of the Queen, what with your tea-stained teeth and funny accents!
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And yet they still have time for rumpy-pumpy with mum! Now chivvy along!
[quote]ESX wrote:
In my quest to find an all-around protein that i can use in meals, post workout and before bed i came across
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So, there’s this company called “Biotest”… and they host a website called “T-Nation”… and crazy as it may seem, they sell, amongst other things… protein[/quote]
There’s this country called England…and American supplements cost damn near twice as much in this country… and as crazy as it may seem, if you had read the entire thread, you’d have read the OP’s reply about Biotest’s supplements costing too much.
Oh dear.[/quote]
You crazy subjects of the Queen, what with your tea-stained teeth and funny accents!
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And yet they still have time for rumpy-pumpy with mum! Now chivvy along!
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