Professor X - Who Is He?

[quote]Kuz wrote:
I heard that when Professor X claps, he doesn’t use his hands. Rather, he finds the two closest people and slams them together repeatedly.

Or maybe that was Chuck Norris. They’re both from Texas, so I tend to get them confused.[/quote]

That reminds me of Jim Rockford’s famous quote…

The annoying hippie chick in the show, at one point says, ‘But what is the sound of one hand clapping?’ Later in the show, she receives a well deserved bitch slap, and Jim says, ‘That’s the sound of one hand clapping.’

Ah, the memories.

Carry on with this wonderful tribute to Prof X.

|/ 3Toes

Is Prof X the matrix?

[quote]kroby wrote:
He tells it as he sees it, and you gotta respect the man for standing up.[/quote]

Yes, it takes a big man to be tough on the internet.

Much respect.

[quote]aussie_jono wrote:
kroby wrote:
He tells it as he sees it, and you gotta respect the man for standing up.

Yes, it takes a big man to be tough on the internet.

Much respect.

[/quote]

I think this is more the nonsense of what vroom meant.

It’s not about how “tough” his posts are (unlike a lot of the fools who come on here thinking they are all that and cannot back up a damn thing without being a flaming troll) He has well-thought out posts and defends them rather vociferously. THAT’S why people respect him.

Ignorant.

Buy the April issue of Muscle & Fiction and you can read all about it.

[quote]vroom wrote:
What’s with the not so subtle hack and slash on the Prof?

Grow the fuck up.[/quote]

Give him a break Vroom, he didn’t know this was the bend over and kiss the Pros’ ass thread. Damn there are a lot of groupies in here. Where the hell is the door! Let me out!

[quote]Spartan300 wrote:
Buy the April issue of Muscle & Fiction and you can read all about it.[/quote]

That’s pretty good photo shopping on short notice.

[quote]elliot007 wrote:
it would be the greatest troll job of all time if he wasnt who he claims to be

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Not quite…I was once accused of being TC.
That would be one hell of a troll job.

Quit yo’ jibba jabba, foo’s!

Prof. X is my foreskin from when Chuck Norris circumcised me with a roundhouse kick. I always wondered what it would get up to all on its own.

I’m proud of that little guy!

Prof. X is in a wheelchair.

He can read your thoughts, force you to do stuff, and if he thinks hard enough, can kill you with his brain.

You all be careful what you think.

Also: anyone that states Professor X is “hard” all the time is ignorant and really doesn’t get the jist of his posts.

He gives credit when credit is due. Also while many of his posts are embedded in sarcasm i haven’t ever seen him deny constructive criticism or advice when asked.

Nor does the man ever flaunt what he knows. He doesn’t feel he needs to present his credentials; his written word is often strong enough.

Everytime a McDonald’s delivery truck honks, Prof. X gains an ounce of muscle.

Everytime a 150lb, 6’2" newbie asks if he should cut, Prof. X loses an ounce of muscle.

You do the math!

[quote]Proteinpowda wrote:
Also: anyone that states Professor X is “hard” all the time is ignorant and really doesn’t get the jist of his posts.

He gives credit when credit is due. Also while many of his posts are embedded in sarcasm i haven’t ever seen him deny constructive criticism or advice when asked.

Nor does the man ever flaunt what he knows. He doesn’t feel he needs to present his credentials; his written word is often strong enough.

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I usually find the profx’s posts to be well thought out, informative, and usually they give me a pretty good laugh.
I concur with the powda.

“Professor X - Who Is He?”

Who cares?! While his posts may be well thought out that doesn’t make him the guru some of you think he is. This is the internet. He could be an articulate 110lbs English teacher or librarian. Why is he on this board so much? Doesn’t he ever train or have life outside the computer? Think about it, what does you neighborhood computer geek look like?

Let’s just give him the benefit of the doubt though. Let’s say all his stats and creds are true. I still don’t see why he insists on berating people. You can teach without condescending and correct without disciplining. Why does he feel the need to make others feel bad? To make himself feel better?

There was a different post that metioned all the bad mouthing and insulting going on. Disc Hoss mentioned something about it too. P.X. is the prime example of what they were talking about.

He’s just a guy with a lot of time on his hands using it to regurgitate the information that can be found on this site in a spiteful and condescending way.

[quote]Proteinpowda wrote:
Also: anyone that states Professor X is “hard” all the time is ignorant and really doesn’t get the jist of his posts.

He gives credit when credit is due. Also while many of his posts are embedded in sarcasm i haven’t ever seen him deny constructive criticism or advice when asked.

Nor does the man ever flaunt what he knows. He doesn’t feel he needs to present his credentials; his written word is often strong enough.

[/quote]

And how long have you two been dating?

[quote]vroom wrote:
What’s with the not so subtle hack and slash on the Prof?

Grow the fuck up.[/quote]

Well I prefer to refer to him as X as anything else is a complete disservice to all those who legitimally obtained theit PhD’s.

What’s the matter Poom - think he can dish it out but can’t take it in return?

and in reference to " growing up" - why don’t you give it a try Poom and let us know how you do.

This is bullshit…the next thread was supposed to be about how much Vroom admired me…haters.

[quote]Scottish 190 wrote:
I still don’t see why he insists on berating people. [/quote]

He berates only a select few people like you, as do I, because you are still on this board and won’t leave.

You sound like a spiteful, jealous little bitch that had his ass handed to him in a previous thread.

[quote]Scottish 190 wrote:
“Professor X - Who Is He?”

Who cares?! While his posts may be well thought out that doesn’t make him the guru some of you think he is. This is the internet. He could be an articulate 110lbs English teacher or librarian. Why is he on this board so much? Doesn’t he ever train or have life outside the computer? Think about it, what does you neighborhood computer geek look like?

Let’s just give him the benefit of the doubt though. Let’s say all his stats and creds are true. I still don’t see why he insists on berating people. You can teach without condescending and correct without disciplining. Why does he feel the need to make others feel bad? To make himself feel better?

There was a different post that metioned all the bad mouthing and insulting going on. Disc Hoss mentioned something about it too. P.X. is the prime example of what they were talking about.

He’s just a guy with a lot of time on his hands using it to regurgitate the information that can be found on this site in a spiteful and condescending way. [/quote]

Actually I’m going to unravel the mystery! Professor X made a post once about how and why he posts so much…
It went something like this…

“I have breaks in between patients while my assistant preps the room. It’s in that time that I make my posts. And since I can type something (it was a longish post) like this in 2 minutes it doesn’t take me very long to compose something.”

[quote]Lorisco wrote:
Proteinpowda wrote:
Also: anyone that states Professor X is “hard” all the time is ignorant and really doesn’t get the jist of his posts.

He gives credit when credit is due. Also while many of his posts are embedded in sarcasm i haven’t ever seen him deny constructive criticism or advice when asked.

Nor does the man ever flaunt what he knows. He doesn’t feel he needs to present his credentials; his written word is often strong enough.

And how long have you two been dating?

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You’re an ignorant fck. Powda is simply giving us his point of view of what he thinks about ProfX and I happen to agree with him as do many others. And for this you share this "ignorant as all fck" comment?