[quote]gojira wrote:
Does Prof X have a Hammer Strength Shower machine? [/quote]
LMAO !
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
DB and Michael had my ass crying.
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I know they’re referred to as “weeping sores”, but your ass isn’t really crying…
[quote]j281 wrote:
Quick question ProfX,
Since you’re bald…do you have to invest in buying shampoos? Or do you use a drop of shampoo everytime? Just something that I’ve always wondered about bald men. [/quote]
What else have you always wondered about bald men?
[quote]sic wrote:
j281 wrote:
Quick question ProfX,
Since you’re bald…do you have to invest in buying shampoos? Or do you use a drop of shampoo everytime? Just something that I’ve always wondered about bald men.
What else have you always wondered about bald men?
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I’ve often wondered if they’re bald…you know…everywhere.
Wow, I can’t believe this made it thru. How lame. Is this place turning into a bb.com perhaps?
Professor X once ate 3 High School Cheerleaders for talking on their cell phones during his work out.
Professor X was never taught, he was born with wisdom.
Professor X beat up both Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris simultaneously while eating a jar of peanut butter.
[quote]Contach wrote:
Professor X beat up both Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris simultaneously while eating a jar of peanut butter. [/quote]
Heresy! Jack Bauer can not be defeated
[quote]JFS wrote:
gojira wrote:
Does Prof X have a Hammer Strength Shower machine?
LMAO ! [/quote]
i don’t get this. is there a story behind it?
[quote]Norwell Bob wrote:
AndrewG909 wrote:
DB and Michael had my ass crying.
I know they’re referred to as “weeping sores”, but your ass isn’t really crying… [/quote]
I just shat myself. Absolutely brilliant.
DB
funniest. thread. ever.
Bump.
Hilarious thread, and I miss the dentist’s iron fist around here.
I wish the anti-dentite bastards didn’t chase him away.
I see you were watching TBS tonight, too.
[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
I wish the anti-dentite bastards didn’t chase him away.
I see you were watching TBS tonight, too.[/quote]
After more than 10 years it is still the best comedy on TV.
Classic!
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Prof X asked me to forward this on:
Do you want to get clean or just smell like you’re clean because that’s what the girls in your HS like? Why do you want to know how to get clean when you don’t even work hard enough to be dirty? You probably don’t eat enough to have shits big enough to make your ass dirty. Just take 6 to 12 months to work hard and get real dirty before you even think about cleaning yourself. And why on earth is anyone recommending cleaning your entire body at one time? For the life of me I can’t understand this logic. Do you honestly think that every clean guy got that way by cleaning his whole body at one time? Just because Chad Waterbury says he cleans his whole body, suddenly it’s considered wrong for everybody to split up cleaning? I am too big to clean my whole body at one time without completely exhausting myself to the point where I wouldn’t be able to clean again for a week. Splitting my cleaning is what works for me. You asked me my opinion, there it is, take it or leave it.
DB[/quote]
One of the funniest posts I’ve ever read on this site.
Bump
lololol
yes.
dollarbill44 is a comedy king