[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
Why does Professor X get all the good posts and questions? Wouldn’t you rather know my showering/shaving/shitting habits? I’m sure mine are much more elaborate and odd compared to him.[/quote]
I’d be interested in reading about your odd hygiene habits. I’m always on the lookout for weirdness.
OMG…hilarious thread!
Now I’m sick…
Had a dream last night(mare) that Kim Jong-il (the real one) is in the shower with the Professor, shaving his back. Kim keeps cooing, “Oh Professor, its SO hairy!! It’s SO hairy!!”
I may not eat for 2 or 3 days…
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Now I’m sick…
Had a dream last night(mare) that Kim Jong-il (the real one) is in the shower with the Professor, shaving his back. Kim keeps cooing, “Oh Professor, its SO hairy!! It’s SO hairy!!”
I may not eat for 2 or 3 days…[/quote]
I think a dream like that is cause for sawing open your skull and taking an ice cream scoop to your cerebral cortex (or wherever dreams originate from). That imagery is just too disturbing to chance having it happen again.
DB
"Seriously, If you just eat more, than you don’t need to shower. If one more person asks me how to smell clean without any shower pics to back it up, my head is going to explode. " -Professor X
[quote]Jack Strummer wrote:
Seriously. Time to go curl.[/quote]
I thought you said, ’ hurl '.
|/ 3Toes
Does Prof X have a Hammer Strength Shower machine?
OK, so he has built a huge amount of cleanliness, but is it functional cleanliness? What if a mugger were to steal his girlfriend’s purse? I bet he’d be sweaty and dirty in no time. On the other hand, a smaller and more explosive guy like Bruce Lee could easily retrieve the purse without even the cracks between his toes developing a trace of an odor. I see things like this every day: Squeaky clean guys who can’t even hold a 35 pound shower head. Oh, and don’t bother asking me to post pics. I’m dirty, but I have bad genetics, a typical hardcleanser, an ectowash. I’ve followed every showering program on this site with only a few tweaks to avoid injury and boredom and have designed such programs for others - not that I’m a jolly personal showerer - but I guess you’ll catch my drift. By the way, my daddy’s shower curtain can beat up your daddy’s shower curtain…
“Ectowash” = word of the day
DB
[quote]gojira wrote:
Does Prof X have a Hammer Strength Shower machine? [/quote]
Good one!
[quote]gojira wrote:
Does Prof X have a Hammer Strength Shower machine? [/quote]
Fuck, this one is hilarious.
Kind of strange but nevertheless great thread.
[quote]gojira wrote:
Does Prof X have a Hammer Strength Shower machine? [/quote]
LOL
I really didn’t think T-Nation could get any funnier.
I was wrong.
how did this get bumped without a post???
Anyhow, hilarious thread!
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Prof X asked me to forward this on:
Do you want to get clean or just smell like you’re clean because that’s what the girls in your HS like? Why do you want to know how to get clean when you don’t even work hard enough to be dirty? You probably don’t eat enough to have shits big enough to make your ass dirty. Just take 6 to 12 months to work hard and get real dirty before you even think about cleaning yourself. And why on earth is anyone recommending cleaning your entire body at one time? For the life of me I can’t understand this logic. Do you honestly think that every clean guy got that way by cleaning his whole body at one time? Just because Chad Waterbury says he cleans his whole body, suddenly it’s considered wrong for everybody to split up cleaning? I am too big to clean my whole body at one time without completely exhausting myself to the point where I wouldn’t be able to clean again for a week. Splitting my cleaning is what works for me. You asked me my opinion, there it is, take it or leave it.
DB[/quote]
Cracked me up DB, if imitation is a compliment, Prof-X should be pleased.
The funniest post I’ve read.
Oh shit this is hilarious.
DB and Michael had my ass crying.
Best thread on T-Nation.
this thread has the power of ressurection
wtf.
[quote]duke wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Prof X asked me to forward this on:
Do you want to get clean or just smell like you’re clean because that’s what the girls in your HS like? Why do you want to know how to get clean when you don’t even work hard enough to be dirty? You probably don’t eat enough to have shits big enough to make your ass dirty. Just take 6 to 12 months to work hard and get real dirty before you even think about cleaning yourself. And why on earth is anyone recommending cleaning your entire body at one time? For the life of me I can’t understand this logic. Do you honestly think that every clean guy got that way by cleaning his whole body at one time? Just because Chad Waterbury says he cleans his whole body, suddenly it’s considered wrong for everybody to split up cleaning? I am too big to clean my whole body at one time without completely exhausting myself to the point where I wouldn’t be able to clean again for a week. Splitting my cleaning is what works for me. You asked me my opinion, there it is, take it or leave it.
DB
Cracked me up DB, if imitation is a compliment, Prof-X should be pleased.
The funniest post I’ve read.
[/quote]
Oh man… I’m new hear and I was laughing my ass off at this one. I swear he copied and pasted one of Prof X’s post.
Quick question ProfX,
Since you’re bald…do you have to invest in buying shampoos? Or do you use a drop of shampoo everytime? Just something that I’ve always wondered about bald men.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Xen Nova wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Prof X asked me to forward this on:
Hahahahahaha!
On a more serious note, paragraphs are your friend :-p
Paragraphs are for pussies.
DB[/quote]
DB is just TOO FUNNY!