Hahaha I’m too big to clean at one time. I remember this shit, funny.
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All I know is I think he once mentioned he uses a long-handled scrub brush on his ass… you know, because when you’re as big as he is, you can’t reach around.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Prof X asked me to forward this on:
Do you want to get clean or just smell like you’re clean because that’s what the girls in your HS like? Why do you want to know how to get clean when you don’t even work hard enough to be dirty? You probably don’t eat enough to have shits big enough to make your ass dirty. Just take 6 to 12 months to work hard and get real dirty before you even think about cleaning yourself. And why on earth is anyone recommending cleaning your entire body at one time? For the life of me I can’t understand this logic. Do you honestly think that every clean guy got that way by cleaning his whole body at one time? Just because Chad Waterbury says he cleans his whole body, suddenly it’s considered wrong for everybody to split up cleaning? I am too big to clean my whole body at one time without completely exhausting myself to the point where I wouldn’t be able to clean again for a week. Splitting my cleaning is what works for me. You asked me my opinion, there it is, take it or leave it.
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EDIT: I was wondering who half these people are posting, then I saw that this thread is 4 YEARS OLD!