I get the feeling you’re on your way back in.
Not everybody’s. People with a shred of dignity and self respect don’t do that, nor should they be subject to it.
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Even criminals generally have enough self control to avoid this. In prison toilets and showers etc inmates generally agree sexual release is a part of life so privacy is often allotted for masturbation
If it were a public zoo type setting almost no one would beat off… or they’d wait until overnight hours to do so
There is nothing to gain/learn through watching another man shaking hands with the milkman. I feel relatively comfortable dying on this hill
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I thinking more of a scared straight thing.
Still nope.
I have a solid boundary when it comes to that. Its a nope. Nada. Not in a fucking decade of sundays.
Ok yes agree stupid thing to say.
Very good. 
Are you sure?
The bread only diet has been trending in prisons recently!!!
One loaf of white bread at breakfast followed by two loads of white bread with a sprinkle of butter for lunch followed up with… you guessed it! Three loaves of TOASTED white bread with dinner
And for desert we have a loaf of plain rye bread
It’s the new nutraloaf and it’s all the rage
Inmate #8008132 –
“They said I could be anything in prison. I became a sandwich. Breakfast? Bread. Lunch? Bread. Dinner? Toasted bread with a side of despair. I’d kill for a pickle. Literally. I’m in here for that.”
Inmate #2901162
“I used to dream of Kentucky fried chicken… wicked wings in particular… Now I dream of wheat fields and crusts. Day 42 on the Bread-Only Diet and I can tell you exactly what year each slice of Wonder Bread was made. My colon hasn’t seen movement since last Tuesday. But hey! at least dinner’s toasted.”
Inmate #696969
"At first I thought, ‘This is soft. I can live like this.’ Then lunch hit. Two loaves. Dry. Butter whispering like a ghost. Now I gnaw through crust like a medieval peasant. Pretty sure my jawline is sharper than the shiv I made”
Looking at these very real inmate reviews you can see this diet is a huge hit amongst prisoners
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Haha! I have gotten a kick out of videos on jail recipes.
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My wife is in a federal prison camp. It is absolutely fucking amazing what they manage to cook. I’m from South Texas, and my wife swears the best tamales she has ever had are in there. The only heat source they have is hot water. Everything is “cooked” in plastic bags in hot water.
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After thinking about, maybe the public zoo isn’t so great idea.
It kinda reminds me of Andy Griffith Show, only Otis would be a model prisoner compared to today’s society.
See, it helps to talk about it, it was something that popped in my head. My bro in law was a correctional officer, so I’ve heard some stories.
My buddy growing up was a corrections officer in both mens and womens prisons across PA.
And yeah, he has a lot of stories from them.
AANNNNND? You’re just going to leave me hanging after teasing juicy stories like that?
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They aren’t like juicy, lascivious. They’re juicy like getting hit in the head with a bottle of poop/pee.
Not the kind of juice most are looking for.
Even in the womens prisons, you can’t look at a woman all sexy like when you find out that she set her baby on fire.
Did you see the tinder experiment where a guy posed as a 6’5 male model who was a child molester that had just gotten out of prison and the messages would be like
“I believe any man is capable of change”
“Yeah… I’m just annoyed that I got caught”
“Here’s my snap… let’s hook up!”
And to be fair plenty of guys would do the same if Margo Robbie look alike were propositioning them
The brain goes haywire when someone is VERY attractive
So… I can imagine a “I set my baby on fire”
“I believe ANYONE is capable of change”
“Fuck… getting caught was the worst prt”
“So… I’m down if you are”
Scenario
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. I can’t debate that. I know some pretty scummy dudes.
The difference is that women believe what they’re saying.
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My friend did an experiment last year on an app in which he would tell women he was recently out of prison for manslaughter.
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“Oooohhhhh manslaughter? Sounds fancy!”
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He would explain that it occurred while defending his ex for the unwanted advances of another man.
So “he was trying to assault my gf so I hit him, he hit his neck at a weird angle on impact with the ground”
Or
“Man was frontin on my girl so I whacked him ya dig? No one puts the moves on MY girl and lives to tel the tale”
“Oooooohhh he’s Ssoooooooo committed! And he’s six foot one therefore all red flags are gone!”
Joking about the latter part, not the former…