[quote]Westclock wrote:
Fuck truck keys, I used to carry this nasty ass wrench with me sometimes, old reliable.[/quote]
I started carrying nunchuks after the second key incident, mostly because the key kept shredding the skin between my fingers. Besides, you pull a pair of those fucking things out from behind your back and start swinging 'em around (assuming you know how to use them properly, which I do) there ain’t nobody who’s gonna want a piece of you then. Almost as effective as RapeAxe.