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[marine77]

Got the morphine drip and that worked… the initial numbing was a complete failure

[marine77]

The Mick Mars disease??

[Bauber]

Nah, it is where one vertebrae is shoved forward and out of line.

[marine77]

Sounds incredibly uncomfortable

[unreal24278]

That’s ankylosing spondlytis

Bamboo spine…. Spine fuses itself segmentally starting with SI joints. In the process you get a ton of inflammation and pain

We have drugs to dull bodies immune response like humira thst has significantly decreased the burden of AS… but it’s still a shitty condition to have

Best prognosis is for those who are diagnosed early and put on DMARDs before degenerative changes are already present

[zecarlo]

Poor bastard. He is probably the only member of the band who isn’t a total asshole.

[marine77]

Certainly seems so

[Andrewgen_Receptors]

The only reason Blue Origin sent an all female crew into space is because the satellite dish was dirty.

Change my mind.

[fitafter40]

I thought they went up in a giant vibrator because it was the only way they would get laid

[marine77]

The hysterical emotional overreaction was so corny

[darnell_becker]

@zecarlo

Poor bastard. He is probably the only member of the band who isn’t a total asshole.

I was disappointed to learn that he was a deadbeat dad.

@Andrewgen_Receptors

The only reason Blue Origin sent an all female crew into space is because the satellite dish was dirty.

I hear Blue Origin likes cleanliness bro, so they sent a bunch of high maintenance dishwashers inside a giant dildo into the final frontier. Unfortunately someone fucked up (probably a woman) and got the dildo back home.

@marine77

The hysterical emotional overreaction was so corny

It was an historical moment, one that proves what women can accomplish when they put their minds to it. Please don’t minimise it’s significance.

[SkyzykS]

It was all one big ad campaign.

The blue O rigin.

[marine77]

You’re right… I’m just a bitter misogynist

[Andrewgen_Receptors]

@darnell_becker

@Andrewgen_Receptors

The only reason Blue Origin sent an all female crew into space is because the satellite dish was dirty.

I hear Blue Origin likes cleanliness bro, so they sent a bunch of high maintenance dishwashers inside a giant dildo into the final frontier. Unfortunately someone fucked up (probably a woman) and got the dildo back home.

At least Jeff Bezos finally got like 11 minutes of peace and quiet

[DoesTheHeavyLifting]

If Katy Perry is looking for help, I am willing to contribute for the good of the country.

[fitafter40]

I would be very impressed if they sent the same women in the same vibrator to Uranus

[darnell_becker]

@Andrewgen_Receptors

@darnell_becker

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At least Jeff Bezos finally got like 11 minutes of peace and quiet

Worth every penny, too.

[Bauber]

Speaking of women…

I love all of the women in my life.

But, I always laugh when the conversation comes up about people remarrying or divorcing and finding a younger woman, etc.

I laugh because, if anything were to happen to my wife or between us I would NEVER get married again.

You couldn’t pay me any amount of money to marry even the best looking woman on the planet at this stage of my life. And it isn’t because I hate being married or anything like that. Just dating and all of that sounds absolutely exhausting - especially in today’s world. Not to mention finding a mate like my wife is practically impossible in these times as well. I’d just enjoy my children and live my life.

[fitafter40]

You mean you won’t pull a belichick, lol

[Bauber]

Hell no lmao.