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Ahh, Aikido demonstrations!

I have seen stuff like that, along with almost every one of Steven Seagal’s film masterpieces. I love it when a bar full of rowdy, racist oil rig workers are destroyed with Aikido by a main character with no character flaws whatsoever.

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Master of clothslining 14 year olds! :rofl:

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What’s Up, Doc?

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Better luck next time, buddy.

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I still don’t know how they came to a percentage of undiagnosed autists.

It’s like publishing a study that states the percentage of closeted homos.

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I’ve done several searches in the past for good Seagal stuff.

Here’s another one of my faves.

What is wrong with this man?

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Can’t surpass the master from a wheelchair!

Also, holy smokes! He throat chopped the bajeezus out of that kid!

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If I recall correctly he chomped on that carrot during a visit Lukashenko’s farm.

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No idea. I asked my wife to find it again, but she couldn’t. She did clairify that it was undiagnosed as children, then diagnosed as as adults.

I thought 2cats would give him a run for his money, but the formula clearly puts Castoli in the lead.

I’ll still see you coming.

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That’s what they’ve all thought.

I don’t know, as I’ve never learned much about what’s wrong with people’s brains, or mine for that matter. There is historical, artistic, and intrinsic value in Aikido that’s perfectly valid. There is even martial value in Aikido, if you live in a Samurai society where people are often carrying swords and might try to kill you with them. It is my understanding that all of the movements were developed as unarmed responses to men coming at you with samurai swords. Aikido actually makes a lot more sense that way, since you’re talking about a last-ditch kind of backstop to your main form of training, which would’ve been sword combat. Like adding calf raises to your squat.

Aikido attracts some odd ducks, for sure. My BJJ coach, who is a legit badass martial artist and athlete, actually studied Aikido to a fairly high level before BJJ. Some of the stuff actually works, but only with the foundation of combat grappling gained from old-school BJJ. Steven Seagal is a legit Aikido master, but that’s still probably less dangerous than a ballet master. The ballet guy is probably a killer athlete and more dangerous.

What ā€œworksā€ in Aikido is mostly wrist locks that aren’t commonly trained in BJJ but show up when you’ve got someone controlled through grappling. It is more of a novelty, because if you can get someone into a position where your Japanese-named wrist lock works, you could also fuck them up a lot worse with with strikes, a major joint attack or a choke.

The free-flowing stuff on the feet is just a form of dance today, purely fictional from a hand-to-hand combat perspective. Judo is a lot less fluid, but still pretty dope to watch, and it works. Judo was developed as hand-to-hand, where Aikido was developed as hand-to-sword. Context is important.

Aikido looks great on film to most people who don’t know anything about martial arts, which was me for most of my life. I remember finding this Segal video a few years before I even began lifting, let alone grappling, and was totally convinced it was real.

Fast forward about 10 years, and I attended a combat grappler’s black belt test. Eli is a decisively deadly man with his bare hands, and he would kill a prime Steven Seagal in a fight 99 times out of 100. I even make a brief appearance in this video. The man narrating it has made many Eli’s.

The videos are actually a pretty stunning contrast between delusion and reality.

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Thanks for the informative post. The last video is great stuff. A big regret of mine is not learning a martial art. I hope to get my son involved with one sooner rather than later, and maybe my daughter.

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As long as you’re not in a bad way, chances are you’ve got an over 40 Judo or BJJ club nearby where you can gain actual competence without high levels of risk. ā€œFlow rollingā€ is a good thing for overall fitness and flexibility, and it won’t make you worse in a fight.

I’m just giving you my hot take in order to put the bug in your ear. The shortcut is to learn how to shoot people with a gun that you keep on your person.

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Morihei Ueshiba (1883-1969) founded Aikido, he was born after feudal Japan’s era came to an end… The modernization of Japan which largely disgraced the samarai class began in 1868 after the Edo period came to end

Aikido took the idea of ā€œunarmed fighting without a weapon against an armed opponentā€ and also added ā€œand use the opponents energy to neutralize without significantly harming the opponentā€

But even then when it came to actual wartime combat or one on one confrontation between an unarmed samarai and an armed one ju jitsu (unarmed grappling techniques) was vastly preferred over aikido

Though i’ll admit if you look at aikido from the perspective of someone running at you the training makes a little bit more sense. I remember when I was 21 in Europe and I was big into training martial arts my cousin was telling me about her aikido training and I remember getting her to apply one of her wrists-locks only for me to break out of it in like a fraction of a second

The problem I have with martial arts (knowing I’m more self conscious about this aspect) is the injuries… If you are a smaller guy (I’m 5’7 and I’m now 160lbs but used to be 185 at my heaviest) like I am even without a genetic predisposition for injury you can get seriously hurt… I saw all sorts of injuries when I used to train… almost everyone had some degree of tendonitis/bursitis, and then there were more serious injuries like shoulder dislocations, kneecap subluxations, torn ligaments, broken bones, separated AC joint… I can go on

I’ve had others tell me ā€œwell you get hurt living, my friend did his ACL tripping on the sidewalkā€ and there’s truth to that but there’s a middle ground. Am I more likely to get hurt lifting weights and getting stronger in a controlled manner or am I more likely to get hurt playing Rugby where we are all charging into one another?

Same goes with martial arts… you are undoubtedly more likely to rack up injuries from full contact martial arts from repetitive wear and tear… as well as ā€œboom and snapā€ injuries… and for some, particularly younger guys that injury risk is worth it…

These were young people getting hurt… and generally the big guys and/or those with just very resilient frames didn’t get hurt, but martial arts kind of ā€œweeds outā€ the weak… and that’s something many aren’t willing to acknowledge

There is absolutely a scale in terms of physicality… and some people are just more prone to injury for reasons we do not understand

Even people who ā€œtrain smartā€ā€¦ Lot’s of people don’t make it to a black belt in BJJ for instance because they wind up with a list of issues that make them unable to continue training

Remember issues like lower back pain etc are unbelievably common esp as we get older… and as much as exercise can help, high impact activities like BJJ or Judo has a high risk of causing injury.

If you can’t afford to potentially wind up needing shoulder or knee surgery, or you have a pre-existing joint issue that could be exacerbated I often wonder whether learning something like BJJ is worth it

If I could go back in time I would have avoided the years of martial arts training I put in as the end result was preventable damage

Steven Segal is a narcissist through and through

Sean Connery (for James Bond films) wanted to learn flashy techniques for the big-screen and enlisted Segal to help him… Segal while drilling a technique broke Sean Conneries wrist

Screams ā€œI’m the big man, I’ll find untrained men to practice full force on while I disguise it as drillingā€. I def encountered people who clearly had issues try go 100% during drilling or sparring… you know the person who says ā€œlets go lightā€ or the BJJ equivalent of ā€œflow rollingā€ only it appears they’re trying to actually knock your block off… or the BJJ equivalent they’re like ripping subs etc

These people often don’t last long at gyms, but what if you’re actually a high ranking member who is respected? Steven Segal got to a high rank and was never weeded out… Martial arts can attract a fairly diverse crowd… but it also attracts people with issues

The fancy high kicks in TKD make more sense also when one understands that it was supposed to be an art developed for knocking people off horses.

Kung Fu makes more sense also, when one realizes that years of proper training under super secret conditions with super ancient masters sporting flowing white beards would allow one to take on bullets…

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Well that makes sense. Thanks.

Yes, lol, they fed him a carrot and I always thought they did it as a symbolic gesture, since he became their pet.

I’ve done that too, he has some great stuff out there. The story of him getting choked out by Gene Lebell is a classic, as is the one of him talking shit about JCVD, and when Van Damme challenged him to a fight in some party he ran home.

This one made me laugh out loud, and not in the figurative sense.

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Candace Owens is objectively not well educated and it’s clear she doesn’t know much. But I hear people say she’s smart. I’ll concede that education and knowledge don’t equal intelligence, though they are good indicators, but how can anyone listen to her talk science and think she’s smart? Her go to is to say, ā€œjust Google it,ā€ but if you do that, it debunks what she’s saying. And who knew the Van Allen belt was a secret? It’s not like Van Allen himself published his studies in 1958. She’s a dummy who got famous for repeating social commentary said by others before her. And let’s not get started on her Hitler comments which showed just how little she knows about the subject.

Never actually paid any attention to her.

Steven Seagal is a marshal arts expert, a sheriff, and now he is playing major league baseball. Good for him!

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