šŸ”„ Post Your Hot Takes... Even the Oddly Specific Ones

They were just too pent up and angry about not being allowed to play on the whole playground.

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Ok, I never use lol, but that actually made me laugh out loud. It’s so good on so many levels.

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Women should be required by law to pass two driving tests. The first one is the standard test we all take. The second is just a series of situations that require commonsense.

For example:

Q1) You’re turning left out of your street onto the main road of a neighborhood. Two cars are coming towards you on the main road. The first is turning right. The second, unknown. There is also an 85-year-old walking on the left side of the road (with a walker).

Do you:
A) Wait for the cars on the main road to pass so you have room to go around the man with the walker?
B) Pull out while the first car is turning right and block the entire road forcing the 2nd car on the main road to reverse so you don’t run over a grandpa?
C) Run the man over?
D) Shut your car off and cry?

Q2) You’re dropping your child off at school. They’re young (6-7) and you want a teacher to walk your child in (normal procedure at this school for this age). You’re the 2nd car in a single-file line.

Do you:
A) Help your child out of the car so they’re ready to go when a teacher approaches; therefore, minimizing the time every single other parent has to wait on you?
B) Wait for all of the other students to disembark their cars and just sit there until a teacher walks up to your window to ask what the issue is. Then tell your child to get out. Thus forcing every single other parent to wait an extra 10 minutes just for you because you’re the center of the universe?
C) Drive away and send your kid somewhere else?
D) Build a time machine and tell your father to use a condom?

What if the objects were just gently inserted, :laughing: :rofl: :joy: :joy_cat:

New hat is freakin’ :fire:. It even has dragons!

Welders are low key fashionistas with a flare for the wierdness.

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you know better than I whether this is realistic

I think those privileges are often provided by strong men.

Strong men want to protect and shield the weak. Women are weak in comparison to men in various ways.

I might be old fashioned and a chauvinist or what the fuck ever, but I won’t apologize for it. My wife is also traditional. Women play an important and vital role. We are not equal and never will be.

We are different and those differences should be embraced and celebrated.

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Oh I was actually referring to the privileges of making money off of OnlyFans, prostitution, things of that nature, the negative stuff.

Or men (sugar daddies) being complete servants to a woman who don’t care about them.

Men allow that, unfortunately… oh well.

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Equality is the most nonsensical word with regard to humans.

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That makes the whole strike thing look like opportunistic histrionics.

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It’s time to get these corpses out of office. Unfortunately, those who truly hold power will never allow it.

*He is definitely shitting himself. Any other guesses?

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They needed some woke blue hairs to tell them how they should have felt about it. You know oppression is real when you need to be told you are oppressed.

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These people have no dignity. They can’t simply go home or off into the sunset. They have to keep hitting that pipe if its the last thing they do.

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They’re afraid of who will come next. Better the devil you know.

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Love that phrase. Exactly how it is. Speaking out against it though you’re in such a minority that it makes you somehow a monster too. It’s beyond bonkers.

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His handlers hit the wrong button.

Instead of hitting ā€œspeakā€, they fat fingered ā€œstrokeā€.

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Its all about equity and inclusion. Now they’ll be millionaires too.

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Not sure if this a hot take.

I’ve been required to be clean shaven (face) at various times in my life, literally lining up for inspections. I grew a beard after out of spite. This morning I asked my wife if I should change it up and she said ā€œOnly skinny guys look good clean shaven.ā€ She did a hulk motion. ā€œBuilt guys need it.ā€

So maybe that’s her hot take.

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