Q. What’s the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.
Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table has no balls.
Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table has no balls.
So a guy is at a bar and notices a beautiful woman sitting by herself in a corner. He asks the waitress to take her a drink, with his compliments. The bartender notices this, and says, “you’re wasting your time, buddy. That chick’s a lesbian.”
The man says, “well, that’s only because she’s never been with me before.”
He watches as the waitress brings the lady her drink. She looks up, smiles, and walks over to the man at the bar.
“Thanks for the drink,” she says. “How’d you like to see some ass?”
Casting a wink at the surprised bartender, the man says he’d like that very much. So the woman hikes up her skirt had shows him her perfectly-formed ass.
“Now how’d you like to see some tit?” the woman asks. Again, the man says he’d like that very much. So the woman peels her blouse down to expose a firm and beautiful breast.
“And now,” the woman says, standing very close to the man, “how’d you like to smell some pussy?” The man grins and says he’d like that best of all.
So the woman puts her face an inch from his and goes “HHHHHHAAAAAAAA!”