b - Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia’s Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won’t get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.[/b]
An applicant “will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged,” said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.
“If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military.”
The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes “hindrance during training,” said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.
Indonesia’s remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds.
A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there.
Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the “gatal-gatal” (itchy) tree so that it swells up “like it has been stung by a bee,” the expert said.
“Hello officer. Is that a billy-club in your pocket, or are you just happy to write me a ticket?”
WTF kind of training could they be doing that a big dick intereferes? And if you’re just naturally hung like a horse apparently that’s still ok?
I bet it’s because the chief of police has a tiny wang and he doesn’t want to be embarrassed at the local BBQ.
Is this an inexpensive procedure?
Wait…so there is actually a “big dick ban” going on in that police department? Do they measure during the interview?
LOL
“I’m sorry, sir, but you were denied admittance into the police academy”
“What? But I aced the written exam!”
“Yes, sir”
“I aced the physical performance test!”
“Yes, Sir”
“So why the hell didn’t I get the job!?”
“It’s your PENIS sir. We are afraid it could trip the other soldiers during long marches.”
“That’s what she said.”
You can be obese but not have an oversized chubby. Good one.
Expecting another e-mail from FHP recruiting Sgt. soon, wonder if this is part of their “competitive benefits”----“package”
Indonesia=wack.
[quote]mtylermartin wrote:
Is this an inexpensive procedure?[/quote]
In some of these third world countries…yes. I have seen trends of sticking metal balls inside the shaft of the penis…you know, to make it “ribbed for her pleasure”.
You may end up with a crazy straw surgically implanted in your doohizzle, but hey, at least you got a discount!
I read something the other day that said some male penis’s are pretty much a constant length and others will grow when the get an erection. I don’t have any relativity in the matter and thought that penis length fluctuation was a pretty common phenomenon.
I also read that in penis size studies, peniss are pulled to their maximum length before they are measured to account for this.
Then I thought about whose job it was to tug on then measure penis’s all day and I came to the conclusion that I’m glad it wasn’t mine.
The penis of the Bean Weevil. If humans had penises like this the women’s rights movement would never have had a chance.
guys, the penises of those said person are in a state of constant inflammation and sometimes yellow puss would come out from the skin. some who had seen the size of the penis said it is as if you hide a cat inside your pants. no wonder the owner of this penis could not do any police or military basic training.
in papua they use “itchy leaves” - i don’t know the latin name of this herb - and wrapped the shaft with this leaves for several nights, and the result is “non-functional” as many of them resort to see a physician.
for you who understand bahasa, the link is detikNews - Berita hari ini di Indonesia dan Internasional
Obviously these savages need to use itchy leaves as they cannot decipher the Sen Jelqueing Chronicles.
File under “Just can’t win”
A Transportation Security Administration screener is facing an assault rap after he allegedly beat a co-worker who joked about the size of the man’s genitalia after he walked through a security scanner.
The May 4 confrontation involved Rolando Negrin, 44, and other TSA employees who had previously taken part in a training session at Miami International Airport, according to the below Miami-Dade Police Department reports.
Negrin, pictured in the mug shot at right, and his co-workers had been training with new “whole body image” machines–the controversial kind that provide very revealing images of a traveler–when Negrin walked through the scanner.
“The X-ray revealed that [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis,” reported cops. Following his arrest, Negrin told police that he “could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind.”
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
File under “Just can’t win”
A Transportation Security Administration screener is facing an assault rap after he allegedly beat a co-worker who joked about the size of the man’s genitalia after he walked through a security scanner.
The May 4 confrontation involved Rolando Negrin, 44, and other TSA employees who had previously taken part in a training session at Miami International Airport, according to the below Miami-Dade Police Department reports.
Negrin, pictured in the mug shot at right, and his co-workers had been training with new “whole body image” machines–the controversial kind that provide very revealing images of a traveler–when Negrin walked through the scanner.
“The X-ray revealed that [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis,” reported cops. Following his arrest, Negrin told police that he “could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind.” [/quote]
When your self-esteem is based on ‘dick size’ and you’re 44, you are in big trouble. I’m 43, and I don’t do ‘dick measuring’ anymore, in any aspect of my life. Too old to give a shit how big or small my johnson may be compared to someone elses.
You know you guys think it’s funny but you just don’t realize how difficult it is to have a big dick. I can’t train legs at all, and I can’t get on the bench because it just pops up. I have to do partials. And running??? Forget about it, it gets even bigger almost to the floor because my thighs rub and pull it.
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
You know you guys think it’s funny but you just don’t realize how difficult it is to have a big dick. I can’t train legs at all, and I can’t get on the bench because it just pops up. I have to do partials. And running??? Forget about it, it gets even bigger almost to the floor because my thighs rub and pull it. [/quote]
You’re just bitter because your penis is non-functional, whereas, I am typing this with my hands behind my head. And since I know many of you on here, no my penis is not so skinny that it can hit single keys, my penis is so big and functional that it has hands and fingers.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
You know you guys think it’s funny but you just don’t realize how difficult it is to have a big dick. I can’t train legs at all, and I can’t get on the bench because it just pops up. I have to do partials. And running??? Forget about it, it gets even bigger almost to the floor because my thighs rub and pull it. [/quote]
You’re just bitter because your penis is non-functional, whereas, I am typing this with my hands behind my head. And since I know many of you on here, no my penis is not so skinny that it can hit single keys, my penis is so big and functional that it has hands and fingers.
DB[/quote]
That sounds convenient because it can fap itself while you get important work done.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
You know you guys think it’s funny but you just don’t realize how difficult it is to have a big dick. I can’t train legs at all, and I can’t get on the bench because it just pops up. I have to do partials. And running??? Forget about it, it gets even bigger almost to the floor because my thighs rub and pull it. [/quote]
You’re just bitter because your penis is non-functional, whereas, I am typing this with my hands behind my head. And since I know many of you on here, no my penis is not so skinny that it can hit single keys, my penis is so big and functional that it has hands and fingers.
DB[/quote]
Any 150oz penis can type, unless it can pull 90lb+ girlz and lift 3x bodyweight kegels STFU. An 18" round penis is stronger than a lean 16.5cm don’t matter how you put it.
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
You know you guys think it’s funny but you just don’t realize how difficult it is to have a big dick. I can’t train legs at all, and I can’t get on the bench because it just pops up. I have to do partials. And running??? Forget about it, it gets even bigger almost to the floor because my thighs rub and pull it. [/quote]
You’re just bitter because your penis is non-functional, whereas, I am typing this with my hands behind my head. And since I know many of you on here, no my penis is not so skinny that it can hit single keys, my penis is so big and functional that it has hands and fingers.
DB[/quote]
Any 150oz penis can type, unless it can pull 90lb+ girlz and lift 3x bodyweight kegels STFU. An 18" round penis is stronger than a lean 16.5cm don’t matter how you put it.
[/quote]
You certainly do NOT know me well enough to talk Kegels. While a 3x bodyweight Kegel might be awesome where you train, it won’t even get you on the board at my gym. As for the 90lb girlz (sic) comment, come talk to me when your penis can one-arm snatch a 120 lb WOMAN.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
You know you guys think it’s funny but you just don’t realize how difficult it is to have a big dick. I can’t train legs at all, and I can’t get on the bench because it just pops up. I have to do partials. And running??? Forget about it, it gets even bigger almost to the floor because my thighs rub and pull it. [/quote]
You’re just bitter because your penis is non-functional, whereas, I am typing this with my hands behind my head. And since I know many of you on here, no my penis is not so skinny that it can hit single keys, my penis is so big and functional that it has hands and fingers.
DB[/quote]
Any 150oz penis can type, unless it can pull 90lb+ girlz and lift 3x bodyweight kegels STFU. An 18" round penis is stronger than a lean 16.5cm don’t matter how you put it.
[/quote]
You certainly do NOT know me well enough to talk Kegels. While a 3x bodyweight Kegel might be awesome where you train, it won’t even get you on the board at my gym. As for the 90lb girlz (sic) comment, come talk to me when your penis can one-arm snatch a 120 lb WOMAN.
DB[/quote]
Where’s the video of this one arm snatch?