Police Barred From Penis Enlargement

[quote]Airtruth wrote:

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

[quote]Airtruth wrote:

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

[quote]Airtruth wrote:
You know you guys think it’s funny but you just don’t realize how difficult it is to have a big dick. I can’t train legs at all, and I can’t get on the bench because it just pops up. I have to do partials. And running??? Forget about it, it gets even bigger almost to the floor because my thighs rub and pull it. [/quote]

You’re just bitter because your penis is non-functional, whereas, I am typing this with my hands behind my head. And since I know many of you on here, no my penis is not so skinny that it can hit single keys, my penis is so big and functional that it has hands and fingers.

DB[/quote]

Any 150oz penis can type, unless it can pull 90lb+ girlz and lift 3x bodyweight kegels STFU. An 18" round penis is stronger than a lean 16.5cm don’t matter how you put it.
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You certainly do NOT know me well enough to talk Kegels. While a 3x bodyweight Kegel might be awesome where you train, it won’t even get you on the board at my gym. As for the 90lb girlz (sic) comment, come talk to me when your penis can one-arm snatch a 120 lb WOMAN.

DB[/quote]

Where’s the video of this one arm snatch?
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It goes without saying that T-Nation probably won’t allow me to post videos of my penis, but I’ll see what I can do.

DB

i see what you did there

He didn’t ask for a video of your penis; he asked for a video of your snatch…