we are T-Nation and
we are the best!
we are T-Nation
so f*** all the rest!
your brother balbos
stay strong!
why am i being censored so much?
this is america.whats with the freedom of speach?
why cant i start a new thread?
its not fair.
I don’t know whether to love the guy or hate him… but i just can’t stop reading.
my uncle vinko is 60 years old and i believe he is the strongest man in the world.
maybe not now.but 20 years ago,he was for sure.
i am serious!
you guys are great!
i love T-Nation!
stay strong!
your brother and true friend balbos
[quote]AznMscls wrote:
I don’t know whether to love the guy or hate him… but i just can’t stop reading.[/quote]
dont hate me.i am not mean. i am just ordinary guy with many interests.
stay strong!!
and please take zma!
T-Nation is great
your brother and true friend balbos
[quote]AznMscls wrote:
I don’t know whether to love the guy or hate him… but i just can’t stop reading.[/quote]
whats that beer you are drinking in your avatar?
have you ever drank croatian o?ujssko?
its great and cheap!
if you come to croatia and capitol zagreb,we could drink till we drop…then wake up and vomit…and chase some skirts.
cheers,mate!
[quote]BALBOS wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
No m8 we DO want BALBOS to leave, why did you even start this thread? I don’t want to hear his crap anymore, we get enough genuine crap from new members, we don’t need fake trolls adding to it.
The only way I will want BALBOS to stay is if he takes a picture of himself with a body fat shoe.
what are you doing in this thread,then?
lost in thought? like a deer caught in lights?(borrowed from shugarts merry christmas,bob–cheers,chris)[/quote]
I’ve already shown what i’m doing in this thread and that’s responding to the shit you post in a negative way. So why do you even ask me?
[quote]BALBOS wrote:
my uncle vinko is 60 years old and i believe he is the strongest man in the world.
maybe not now.but 20 years ago,he was for sure.
i am serious!
you guys are great!
i love T-Nation!
stay strong!
your brother and true friend balbos [/quote]
Is that uncle Vinko the magnificent you are talking about here?
Vinko is great Chorvat. Vinko killed rabbits with one chop of his monsters hands.
Vinko was loved by every all woman in village. Even ladies from other village hears about Vinko the tiger man.
Vinko eat one small cow for breakfast and drink blood of whole fat pig for lunch.
Vinko does not eat rabbit because Tim Pheonix say eating rabbits makes you shit pellets and Vinko wants big shits.
Vinko catches biggest fish in whole sea when in Zadar and makes all fishermen jealous.
Vinko eats slivi and pisses slivovitsa.
Oh and stay strong uncle Vinko and teach us secrets of strongest odour man in all of Europe.
Uncle Vinko so strong because he never wash his feets.
Stay strong T-Nation and listen to uncle vinko tales of strengths and smells.
Stay strong smelling and HOORAY T-Nation My friends forever except you know who who you hate I when we do that .
[quote]BALBOS wrote:
guys,please dont take it the wrong way,but i feel that i know more about training then all of you together on this thread.
yes,you are well-read.
you know difference between incline close-grip smith-machine lock-outs training and incline close-grip smith-machine heavy eccentric move but you lack real-world knowledge from experience.
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Oh my god you have about 10 posts in a row, do you orgasm by watching your post count go up?
Balbos -
Just out of interest why do you work construction when you have such a high IQ and have a decent command of the english language?
[quote]grey wrote:
Vinko does not eat rabbit because Tim Pheonix say eating rabbits makes you shit pellets and Vinko wants big shits.
[/quote]
OMG. Hahaha!
[quote]carter12 wrote:
This thread reminds me of why I stopped having sex with my dad.[/quote]
LOL!
I just had another thought.
Instead of “Please don’t leave Balbos”
this thread should be called…
“Please don’t leave Balbos with any sharp objects around cause he might poke his eyes out”.
I’m starting to get the feeling he’s mildly retarded.
Anybody remember Prince Rupricht from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
I present to you…
…Prince Balbos of Dubrovnik…
[quote]BALBOS wrote:
i am going to post croatin methods for achieving athletic excellence if there is enough interest on your part.
let me know. [/quote]
I’m really interested in this, as I have never heard about this methods, and Slovenia and Croatia are not so far away from each other:)
So, please, enlighten us.
[quote]BALBOS wrote:
i am going to post croatin methods for achieving athletic excellence if there is enough interest on your part.
let me know. [/quote]
Why not, go ahead. Let’s see how different or “innovative” it is compare to the wealth of information that we already have at this site.
One thing that strikes me, where did you learn English? You write quite well, at least not worse than any of us. Your tone of writing shows you’re very fluent in English. If you were from Netherlands or Denmark area I wouldn’t be surprised; but eastern europeans are not known for knowing English as second language fluently.
No BALBOS I wont take that the wrong way at all. This is the funniest thing you have said till this point IMO. I take it as you obviosuly dont have a fucking clue what you are talking about.
On a lighter note, where in Croatia are you from? My boy Vladimir played basketball on your national junior team some years ago.
[quote]BALBOS wrote:
guys,please dont take it the wrong way,but i feel that i know more about training then all of you together on this thread.
yes,you are well-read.
you know difference between incline close-grip smith-machine lock-outs training and incline close-grip smith-machine heavy eccentric move but you lack real-world knowledge from experience.
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Please leave the Dutch out of this. We hereby sever all ties with BALBOS and wish not to be associated with any of his theories and/or idiotic statements 
[quote]oriensus wrote:
BALBOS wrote:
If you were from Netherlands or Denmark area I wouldn’t be surprised; but eastern europeans are not known for knowing English as second language fluently.[/quote]
Balbos,
I realize you are on the opposite side of the planet (I mean that literally of course) so your hours are skewed.
Anyway, just saying I see why so many posts at a time… maybe a bit of that vodka doesn’t hurt the old post counter either? Right?
So, man, glad to see you didn’t start ten threads to make ten posts!!! You are improving my man. Yes indeed. Honestly, if you can just refrain from starting fifty million threads a day, you’ll be just fine.
Hell, we’ve lived with all these Bruce Lee wanks and tons of skinny guys wanting to lose weight so they can be lighter than an emaciated girl, so I don’t see any reason we can’t accept a very enthused and motivated posting maniac from overseas.
Ding ding. End of the second round, Balbos is still standing… though he went down early in the first, perhaps surprised a bit by the vicious attack by T-Nation forumites when he opened 80 threads in a day and was declared a troll.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Balbos is a contender. He’s taken some blows but he isn’t giving up. This spunky little croatian has a lot of spirit and just won’t stay down. Steeped in the traditions of eastern training Balbos has a few surprise moves in store for us yet…
[quote]Shadow892 wrote:
Hey BALBOS, fuck everybody that wants to use you a means to their amusement. They are just weak and wish to make other people feel exactly the same way they feel. Chances are that if you ever submit a pic, 95% of the people who reply will ridicule you in a way that is not direct, or use the pic as a crutch for more ways to put you down.
Alot of the people on this site claim to be strong and I am sure that most of them are, but I dont care if they can squat 600, C+J 350, or bench 400, they might be the strongest men in the weight room but they’re the weakest men on this site. Anybody with any kind of integrity can see that their comments are not intended to help but only to hurt. And chances are they carry that same attitude into their own daily lives.
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I am a weak internet tough guy. I talk big, but never back anything up. I am actually a big fat slob, in fact I have chili/ketchup stains on the wife beater I am wearing as I speak. Not to mention the pungent smell of Pabst Blue Ribbon emananting from my pores.
I do this to myself every morning when I squeeze my fat man tits and wonder why I haven’t had a date in the last 3 years.
[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
No BALBOS I wont take that the wrong way at all.
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LOL