[quote]malonetd wrote:
graphicsMan wrote:
Well, I hope you guys are more careful than my coworkers. Having to wipe up piss off the floor to avoid getting it on your pants/shorts, sucks. It’s not so much that these guys go in the stall as that they have no aim.
Sometimes it’s hard to aim. Sometimes you have that multi-directional stream going on. You know, the viper piss.[/quote]
I personally have no problem with the aim. Then again, a rifle with its longer barrel is normally more accurate than its snub nosed cousin.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Something else along those lines that stikes me as odd is the whole “gay buffer” thing in a movie theater. For evreyone who dosen’t know what that is, say you go to a movie and see a group of guys sitting with a seat in between them that is known as the “gay buffer.” A lot of my friends do this and I think it’s asinine.
I mean come on, how insecure do you have to be to worry if someone who happens to be in the same movie theater looks down and assumes that you and a buddy are gay? There are ove a billion worlds and each one revolves around the person who’s in it. Well, that’s my rant and now I’m off to the showers.[/quote]
My buddies and I do this unless the theater is crowded. Instead of “gay buffer,” I call it “not having to fight for a fucking armrest.”
[quote]dragonmamma wrote:
My hubby likes to piss sitting down. He’s not fat, it’s just the way he and his brothers were raised by a mom who didn’t want piss all over the place.[/quote]
This is the funniest thing I have ever read on this site.
[quote]apwsearch wrote:
I grew up going to old Comiskey park which was basically famous for it’s troughs.[/quote]
I think prior generations of Americans weren’t as freaked out by pissing in public as we are now. I remember the trough urinals in Fenway Park when I was a kid. Either that or architects have gotten more sensitive to the issue.
On the other hand, when I was in Dublin the pubs more often than not had troughs. But then again, many of the pubs I went to looked like people have been pissing in them since the 1800s (and last cleaned in the early 1900s).
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
dragonmamma wrote:
My hubby likes to piss sitting down. He’s not fat, it’s just the way he and his brothers were raised by a mom who didn’t want piss all over the place.
This is the funniest thing I have ever read on this site.[/quote]
I prefer the stall. I lift the seat though and my aim is excellent.
I just think it’s kind of odd to use urinals with someone right next to you. I mean, when I’m at home and friends are over I’d feel akward if they were hanging out in the bathroom while I took a piss.
[quote]dragonmamma wrote:
Oh, gimme a break. I’ve had this discussion on other forums, and it turns out there are quite a few guys who do it sitting down.
Anyone here who’s secure enough in his own masculinity to admit it?[/quote]
why would anyone sit down ? i really don’t dig the splash back effect which gets up under the toilet seat and onto my legs/crotch. or if i’ve got a semi in the morning sitting down means my dick is either in the water or pissing point blank off the rim. neither of those is an option if you ask me.
and yes i usually piss standing up, then put the seat down and take a dump. again keeping my dick out of the water and not splashing shit water onto my backside.
[quote]dragonmamma wrote:
Oh, gimme a break. I’ve had this discussion on other forums, and it turns out there are quite a few guys who do it sitting down.
Anyone here who’s secure enough in his own masculinity to admit it?
[/quote]
Some “larger” men’s dicks would be touching the water if they sat down. I’m sure that’s true of every man here on T-Nation.
Guys with piercings, esp. prince albert style, spray the entire room when they pee.
dang. I guess I can’t get that prince albert afterall.[/quote]
Go ahead and do it. My guy says if you pee with the same effort it takes to squat 500, you can get a viper or even a single stream going. Just pretend you’re trying to piss your name in dry concrete.
[quote]dragonmamma wrote:
Oh, gimme a break. I’ve had this discussion on other forums, and it turns out there are quite a few guys who do it sitting down.
Anyone here who’s secure enough in his own masculinity to admit it?[/quote]
Secure enough in his own masculinity to admit that he likes to spray his ass with his own urine? You’re kidding right?
Well… what if a dude has to both piss and …Ima say number 2 because i dont wanna say poop, gah i said poop! oh noes i did it twice. Anyghey yeah, what if he has to do both? Does he go in a urinal then go in a stall? What the hell. I do find it funny that guys are so freaked by peter gazing. I seriously wanted to work the word peter gazing into this post. Victory! \o/
Urban dictionary:
Peter gazing:
the fag next to you who tries to look at your unit while taking a piss
[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Well… what if a dude has to both piss and …Ima say number 2 because i dont wanna say poop, gah i said poop! oh noes i did it twice. Anyghey yeah, what if he has to do both? Does he go in a urinal then go in a stall? What the hell. I do find it funny that guys are so freaked by peter gazing. I seriously wanted to work the word peter gazing into this post. Victory! \o/
Urban dictionary:
Peter gazing:
the fag next to you who tries to look at your unit while taking a piss
‘you like what you see you peter gazing fag’[/quote]
generally if u have to number 2, number 1 comes out at the same time.
[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Well… what if a dude has to both piss and …Ima say number 2 because i dont wanna say poop, gah i said poop! oh noes i did it twice. Anyghey yeah, what if he has to do both? Does he go in a urinal then go in a stall? What the hell. I do find it funny that guys are so freaked by peter gazing. I seriously wanted to work the word peter gazing into this post. Victory! \o/
Urban dictionary:
Peter gazing:
the fag next to you who tries to look at your unit while taking a piss
‘you like what you see you peter gazing fag’[/quote]
[quote]graphicsMan wrote:
Why? Why are guys pissing in stalls when there are urinals available? I hate this, because inevitably I will need to take a crap in there, and there will be piss on the seat/on the floor.
Can someone explain this phenomenon to me? I mean, it makes sense if there is a line for urinals, but stalls are empty. But when there are urinals open and you just need to piss, why go into the stall?
Just one of those things… I think this bugs me almost as much as the dude who takes a dump, and then doesn’t wash his hands before touching the door handle.[/quote]
It gets more fun when you are in a wheelchair. I can enter a cavernous bathroom with 20 stalls, and some fucker will be in the ONE handicapped accessible stall. I refer to this as the “executive” stall.
At work we have 2 stalls (one executive) and 2 urinals. Sometimes I have to make 3 trips to the bathroom before the executive stall is free.
Recently, that toilet was plugged for about 10 days… grrrrr. I had to go to other floors of the building.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
dragonmamma wrote:
Oh, gimme a break. I’ve had this discussion on other forums, and it turns out there are quite a few guys who do it sitting down.
Anyone here who’s secure enough in his own masculinity to admit it?
Secure enough in his own masculinity to admit that he likes to spray his ass with his own urine? You’re kidding right?[/quote]
Somehow, we women manage to pee in a sitting position without spraying ourselves with urine. Is there some mechanical problem with penises that causes them to spray all over the place like a sprinkler-head?
[quote]dragonmamma wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
dragonmamma wrote:
Oh, gimme a break. I’ve had this discussion on other forums, and it turns out there are quite a few guys who do it sitting down.
Anyone here who’s secure enough in his own masculinity to admit it?
Secure enough in his own masculinity to admit that he likes to spray his ass with his own urine? You’re kidding right?
Somehow, we women manage to pee in a sitting position without spraying ourselves with urine. Is there some mechanical problem with penises that causes them to spray all over the place like a sprinkler-head?
At home I always pee sitting down, and no I don’t get urine on my ass. Since I usually crap at the same time it just makes sense to sit down for the whole deal.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
tveddy wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Guys with piercings, esp. prince albert style, spray the entire room when they pee.
dang. I guess I can’t get that prince albert afterall.
Go ahead and do it. My guy says if you pee with the same effort it takes to squat 500, you can get a viper or even a single stream going. Just pretend you’re trying to piss your name in dry concrete.
[/quote]
thats gotta be bad on the prostate right? or maybe I should ask that in the over 35 lifter section
Anyghey yeah, what if he has to do both? Does he go in a urinal then go in a stall? What the hell. I do find it funny that guys are so freaked by peter gazing. I seriously wanted to work the word peter gazing into this post. Victory! \o/