[quote]Chewie wrote:
I don’t like pissing in stalls. The horse makes me feel inadequate. [/quote]
HA!! Ba-da-boom, ching!
Thread reminds me of the other night when I was @ a club. I walk in an there are 4 or 5 guys waiting on the 1 stall an almost all the urinals are open.(7 or 8 of them)
Going w/ the “you don’t shit in public toilets rule” I was a bit baffled by it.
Only time I don’t go in the urinal is when it’s one of those troff urinals cause another guys piss splashes on you an thats pretty nasty.
My church has these great big urinals…they used to be all over the place…they’re like 4 feet tall…they actually kind of ‘sit’ on the floor…I love those urinals…I let the deacons at my church know I’m interested in salvaging one for my palatial estate if they ever decide to get rid of them…you could almost take a shower in one of them.
I think it is better than shitting in the urinals.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
I think it is better than shitting in the urinals.[/quote]
Especially if this guy is around.
[quote]Chewie wrote:
I don’t like pissing in stalls. The horse makes me feel inadequate. [/quote]
The mare??
my work colleagues also have this problem. If people wanna piss in the stalls thats fine by me, but they could at least clean up after themselves or lift the fucking seat before they go. If i had a quid for every time i’ve been raring for a dump and i’ve found a piss soaked toilet seat…you’d think they were small children.
I’ve had stage fright on occasion. There’s only one thing more uncomfortable than getting stage fright, and that’s pissing next to someone with stage fright lol! Or worse, I once got stage fright at the same time as the guy next to me. That was weird.
[quote]Chewie wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
I think it is better than shitting in the urinals.
Especially if this guy is around. [/quote]
Oh man, that’s fuckin’ hilarious.
"I’m gonna get that son of a bitch if it’s the last thing I do!!! MMMMMMKAYYYYYY?!?
[quote]sen say wrote:
My church has these great big urinals…they used to be all over the place…they’re like 4 feet tall…they actually kind of ‘sit’ on the floor…I love those urinals…I let the deacons at my church know I’m interested in salvaging one for my palatial estate if they ever decide to get rid of them…you could almost take a shower in one of them.[/quote]
I think those are for holy water.
[quote]tveddy wrote:
Chewie wrote:
I don’t like pissing in stalls. The horse makes me feel inadequate.
The mare??[/quote]
Ouch.
Either way.
[quote]AdamC wrote:
I’ve had stage fright on occasion. There’s only one thing more uncomfortable than getting stage fright, and that’s pissing next to someone with stage fright lol! Or worse, I once got stage fright at the same time as the guy next to me. That was weird.[/quote]
Were you two making porn?
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Something else along those lines that stikes me as odd is the whole “gay buffer” thing in a movie theater. For evreyone who dosen’t know what that is, say you go to a movie and see a group of guys sitting with a seat in between them that is known as the “gay buffer.” A lot of my friends do this and I think it’s asinine.
I mean come on, how insecure do you have to be to worry if someone who happens to be in the same movie theater looks down and assumes that you and a buddy are gay? There are ove a billion worlds and each one revolves around the person who’s in it. Well, that’s my rant and now I’m off to the showers.[/quote]
I do it but not as a gay buffer I just want both armrests and so do all my friends.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
graphicsMan wrote:
Well, I hope you guys are more careful than my coworkers. Having to wipe up piss off the floor to avoid getting it on your pants/shorts, sucks. It’s not so much that these guys go in the stall as that they have no aim.
Sometimes it’s hard to aim. Sometimes you have that multi-directional stream going on. You know, the viper piss.[/quote]
Guys with piercings, esp. prince albert style, spray the entire room when they pee.
2 reasons:
1.) Occasional stage fright, if it’s a situation where there’s a long line of guys waiting right behind me to use the urinals.
2.) If there’s only a small number of urinals and they’re very close together, with no dividers . . . well, I just prefer to be as far away as possible from anyone else’s naked shlong.
Yeah, I’ll use a stall if there are no dividers between the urinals AND there isn’t at least one other urinal separating me from the other guy.
I would like to know however, WHO KEEPS FLINGING THEIR BOOGERS ON THE DAMN URINALS WALLS? I swear, when I use a urinal, my face is just inches away from boog action all over the wall! It looks like someone’s nose exploded! At least fling the boogs IN the urinal, not all over it. Thanks.
Anyone else ever been at one of the end urinals in a bathroom with 3 or more urinals, and had someone use the one right next to you while the others are empty?
Shady behavior.
[quote]Magnate wrote:
Anyone else ever been at one of the end urinals in a bathroom with 3 or more urinals, and had someone use the one right next to you while the others are empty?
Shady behavior.[/quote]
Yeah that sorta freaks me out…
Another thing I hate is urinals that are too high. I’AM 5’4" so I go to the kids one thats lower to the ground.That way it doesn’t feel like I am trying to “stir” in the urinal.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
malonetd wrote:
graphicsMan wrote:
Well, I hope you guys are more careful than my coworkers. Having to wipe up piss off the floor to avoid getting it on your pants/shorts, sucks. It’s not so much that these guys go in the stall as that they have no aim.
Sometimes it’s hard to aim. Sometimes you have that multi-directional stream going on. You know, the viper piss.
Guys with piercings, esp. prince albert style, spray the entire room when they pee.
[/quote]
dang. I guess I can’t get that prince albert afterall.
It’s funny to read all the urinal hangups.
I grew up going to old Comiskey park which was basically famous for it’s troughs. I guess because of that I just piss and don’t even pay attention to what’s going on around me.
It’s just taking a piss for Christ sakes.
On topic, the only reason I hit the stalls to piss is if I need to blow my nose, too.
Male restroom etiquette. It seems the unspoken social contract of the mens room is a thing of the past.
Maybe this will straiten it out for you:
