Peruvian Gangs Killing Fat People

Yes it’s true, a gang killing fat people for the sale of their fat.

Finally. I always knew a day would come when it would be “Survival of the Fittest.”

Better than Fight Club.

Fifteen grand a liter?

Where do I sign up?

holy shit!!! i love fat ppl :frowning: the more fat ppl there are, the more ripped i look XD

And so social Darwinism finally comes full circle, back by popular demand.

The show the Biggest Loser will become the Biggest Winner with these gangs.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Fifteen grand a liter?

Where do I sign up?[/quote]

That’s what I was thinking, lypo would basically pay for itself!

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Fifteen grand a liter?

Where do I sign up?[/quote]

That’s what I was thinking, lypo would basically pay for itself!

Shouldnt the Peruvians be in flute bands, protecting us from La muerte De Peluda!?!

*hoping someone catches the south park reference

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Shouldnt the Peruvians be in flute bands, protecting us from La muerte De Peluda!?!

*hoping someone catches the south park reference[/quote]

Gotcha.

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Shouldnt the Peruvians be in flute bands, protecting us from La muerte De Peluda!?!

*hoping someone catches the south park reference[/quote]

My favorite episode.

Peru is a beautiful place to visit. But the social fabric is all fucked up in a every-man-for-himself twisted kind of way. I’m sad to say I (along with a couple of Peruvian friends) weren’t even surprised or shock when we first heard the news.

i find this both hilarious and worrysome for fat people. it would make a great slasher film.

I bet the gang members tell each other exaggerated stories about their “biggest catch” around a campfire, similar to fishermen bragging about catching 200lb salmon.

“Pedro, this woman…was more beast than woman! EL GORDO! But her fat, Pedro…the money from her fat built 3 wells in my village and will feed El Pucho valley for the rest of time”

Am I the only one who doesn’t find this funny? Not to mention at no point in the article did I read they were killing fat PEOPLE, only that they were killing people then taking their fat so I don’t know why everyone is assuming they were only targeting fat people.

Well, it’s really simple logic, if you make money from fat, you will go where there is plenty of fat to get. That would be like a big-time mobster doing small-time weed sales for these people to not go after fat people. That being said, I don’t think it’s funny, either, as much as I lack respect for fat people, I don’t wish death on them over it. But that’s the internet, buddy, this isn’t even the most immoral thing I’ve seen laughed at on this site

It’s good business, thats why.

[quote]JLu wrote:
Am I the only one who doesn’t find this funny? Not to mention at no point in the article did I read they were killing fat PEOPLE, only that they were killing people then taking their fat so I don’t know why everyone is assuming they were only targeting fat people.[/quote]

Nope. I don’t think it’s funny, either. But, at the same time, i’m not really going to knock the guys that DO find humor in it.

Just out of curiousity, I wonder what the reaction would be if a gang was killing muscular guys and selling the meat…

Did they just see fight club for the first time or something and decide to start making soap

Lol this is funny and horrible.