It’s common knowledge in Europe that Americans are retarded.
Don’t take that wrong.
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
How many aspirins does a German take for a headache?
Four…one for each corner.[/quote]
MFW I don’t get it.[/quote]
A common slang term for Germans is squarehead or sometimes boxhead ( think of Dolph Lundren or Arnold’s head, notwithstanding where they are from) so they need one aspirin for each corner of their head.
[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
It’s common knowledge in Europe that Americans are retarded.
Don’t take that wrong.[/quote]
Yeah, but only the retarded ones.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
It’s common knowledge in Europe that Americans are retarded.
Don’t take that wrong.[/quote]
Yeah, but only the retarded ones. [/quote]
Pretty much.
My favorite is when some idiot is complaining that americans don’t even know the capitol of sweden(or whatever), or that “they think we have polar bears roaming the streets here.” Or “you can sue anyone for anything and get 100 million dollars in america!”
Well for one, how many americans do you know? Zero…mhmmm
Second, name the capitol of Venezuela for me real quick… no?
[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
It’s common knowledge in Europe that Americans are retarded.
Don’t take that wrong.[/quote]
Only because every single European documentary on any American subject is tackled by visiting the hickest fucking backwoods imaginable to have a chat with Otis, Betsy and Amos.
A couple of Louis Theroux documentaries spring to mind.
[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
It’s common knowledge in Europe that Americans are retarded.
Don’t take that wrong.[/quote]
Only because every single European documentary on any American subject is tackled by visiting the hickest fucking backwoods imaginable to have a chat with Otis, Betsy and Amos.
A couple of Louis Theroux documentaries spring to mind.[/quote]
See now that’s not true. What about The Apprentice? lol
Personally, it was the presenter on Americas Funniest Home Videos that pushed me over the edge. I now have no choice but to believe that Americans have no souls.
Not all Americans are dumb, that’s a silly blanket statement. Look at Stephen Hawking…is he stupid?
[quote]Nards wrote:
Not all Americans are dumb, that’s a silly blanket statement. Look at Stephen Hawking…is he stupid?[/quote]
Yeah I was trying to poke some fun at the European perception of the USA. I have to work on my posting skills if you didn’t catch that…
Should I use more smiley faces?
Trying to think of a Stephen Hawking joke, but I’m coming up short. lol
[quote]Nards wrote:
Not all Americans are dumb, that’s a silly blanket statement. Look at Stephen Hawking…is he stupid?[/quote]
I can only hope that this was meant to be ironic.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Not all Americans are dumb, that’s a silly blanket statement. Look at Stephen Hawking…is he stupid?[/quote]
I can only hope that this was meant to be ironic.
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Would it help if you thought I wasn’t an American?
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Not all Americans are dumb, that’s a silly blanket statement. Look at Stephen Hawking…is he stupid?[/quote]
I can only hope that this was meant to be ironic.
[/quote]
Would it help if you thought I wasn’t an American?[/quote]
Until that post it might have but since I cannot shake the deep rooted belief that Hawking is British I do not know whether you can still be my poster boy for American intelligence.
I shall believe that you were either ironic or Hawking at some point became an American for if I loose my trust in you, what do I have left?
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Not all Americans are dumb, that’s a silly blanket statement. Look at Stephen Hawking…is he stupid?[/quote]
I can only hope that this was meant to be ironic.
[/quote]
Would it help if you thought I wasn’t an American?[/quote]
Until that post it might have but since I cannot shake the deep rooted belief that Hawking is British I do not know whether you can still be my poster boy for American intelligence.
I shall believe that you were either ironic or Hawking at some point became an American for if I loose my trust in you, what do I have left?
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Videos of girls dancing on treadmills in Asia?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Not all Americans are dumb, that’s a silly blanket statement. Look at Stephen Hawking…is he stupid?[/quote]
I can only hope that this was meant to be ironic.
[/quote]
Would it help if you thought I wasn’t an American?[/quote]
Until that post it might have but since I cannot shake the deep rooted belief that Hawking is British I do not know whether you can still be my poster boy for American intelligence.
I shall believe that you were either ironic or Hawking at some point became an American for if I loose my trust in you, what do I have left?
[/quote]
Videos of girls dancing on treadmills in Asia?[/quote]
He cant take that away from me, cant he?
Oh my, I wrote lose with two o´s.
Here’s your answer:
