I know I need to work on my mobility and flexibility and the spinning has made my hips feel super tight. Of course I thought - yoga. Since it was to be an adventure why not do that yoga for 90 min in a room that’s 105 degrees? So, on saturday I took my mom and little brother to a Bikram yoga class.
We were not early, so when we got there I was a bit frazzled. I like to have time to assess my surroundings and get comfortable, I didn’t have that time. We borrowed mats from the studio (I don’t recommend doing this, they were smelly!) and entered the room. It was fucking hot, it was a hot day outside and it was hotter grosser inside.
We set up in the back row since there were actually quite a few people (15-20). I was kinda surprised that about half of them were guys. One guy looked like he had been under a bar before, but the rest looked like they needed to eat more. I didn’t really check out any of the girls except for the one directly in front of me. She was anorexic thin (I could see every rib), and was an instructor that happened to be taking the class.
In the 2 minutes it took to put the mat down, and put my towel over it, I was already dripping sweat. It was wonderful! Painfully and unbearably wonderful!
We started out with simple breathing that left me soaked with sweat, and moved on to the Bikram sequence of movements.
Bikram has patented a specific sequence of yoga poses and every class is the same, you just do the level of pose that suits you. I think this is a negative to the class. There is no catering to your own needs. In other yoga classes I’ve been able to tell the instructor that I’d like to loosen my hips and not do too much spine mobility stuff. That’s not an option here.
I really enjoyed the class. The heat made everything so difficult that balancing on one leg required all of my attention. I wasn’t able to watch what other people were doing, I paid no attention to my family. All I could do was think - do not fall over, do not move. I was able to understand how yoga can be used to clear away everything else.
That being said, I don’t think Bikram yoga and strength training go together. We did so much spine mobility work, I was shocked and in actual pain. There is a sequence where you kneel and put your forehead on your knees and then immediately go to putting the top of your head on your heels. This hurts, this hurts a lot. The instructor also kept telling us it was supposed to hurt, which I’m not sure is true. I’m used to muscle soreness and stretching, but this was just straight up pain.
The class was 90 min long, we got through the sequence. By the end of it all I could think was - this is not impossible, I will finish. That’s it, I was just focused on getting through it. I really enjoy things that force me to be in the moment, and this fit the bill. If I wanted to just do yoga and nothing else I’d pick Bikram to stick with. Unfortunately, it’s incompatible with other things I enjoy (deadlifting) so it’s not something I can regularly do. I did feel much looser and just better overall after the class though, so it was a great adventure.