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I have an idea. Ok, after a session of BJJ, you drop down to your sports bra. Walk up to the guy and say:
“You. Me. Janitor’s closet. Now!”
And if he tries to speak, put your finger to his mouth, and “shoosh” him.
Perfect.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
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I have an idea. Ok, after a session of BJJ, you drop down to your sports bra. Walk up to the guy and say:
“You. Me. Janitor’s closet. Now!”
And if he tries to speak, put your finger to his mouth, and “shoosh” him.
Perfect.[/quote]
If that doesn’t work, he’s gay.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
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I have an idea. Ok, after a session of BJJ, you drop down to your sports bra. Walk up to the guy and say:
“You. Me. Janitor’s closet. Now!”
And if he tries to speak, put your finger to his mouth, and “shoosh” him.
Perfect.
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This is a great suggestion… it just may have to wait until I maybe know his last name and have seen him outside of the dojo.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
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I have an idea. Ok, after a session of BJJ, you drop down to your sports bra. Walk up to the guy and say:
“You. Me. Janitor’s closet. Now!”
And if he tries to speak, put your finger to his mouth, and “shoosh” him.
Perfect.
This is a great suggestion… it just may have to wait until I maybe know his last name and have seen him outside of the dojo.
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Ohhh…you want something more meaningful. Hmm. Not my area. But if you pull up your pants and show off your ankles, he’ll be putty in your hands. Best of luck.
Yeah, surprising as it maybe, meaningless sex is not that hard for me to find.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:Ohhh…you want something more meaningful. Hmm. Not my area. But if you pull up your pants and show off your ankles, he’ll be putty in your hands. Best of luck.
Yeah, surprising as it maybe, meaningless sex is not that hard for me to find.
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Its those ankles. They make you a sex magnet.
Thursday’s BJJ
I drilled with the blind guy on thursday. It was actually just like drilling with any other big guy. I’d have to move/guide him into place but that was the only obvioius difference.
It was a gi class, and one of the guys had brought an extra for me! I think I enjoy gi fighting better. It’s nice to be able to have handles to toss people around with.
Grip breaks if they have the lapel of your gi. You can slide the hand down your lapel or do a permutation of the russian.
Double leg takedown - we’ve been doing this one a lot. I’m able to takedown the blind guy who’s about 6’ and 200lbs. We did the takedown as a what to do if you try the russian grip break and it fails. So Russian, to high crotch, to double leg takedown.
Then we did what to do if he tries to stack your hips. If his head is up you choke, if it’s down you take his back.
I then stayed and rolled! I first rolled with the teenaged purple belt. He’s been working on all kinds of acrobatic stuff, sometimes he looks like he’s doing capoeira.
My goal was just to not get tapped and to get his back on the ground, he wanted to fly around. I got tapped once, but I had fun and was actually close to getting a triangle!
He was trying to do his acrobatics and managed to catch me in the face with his heel. It wasn’t a hard kick, more stunning and my nose was only sore for about a day.
Next I rolled with Cookie, he’s a kinda timid blue belt. He’s really sweet, but somehow brings out the desire to smash. I muscled through the whole thing, it wasn’t very pretty, but I almost got his back!
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Ugh, I spent the whole time sending Aikido guy - go away, you’re creepy - signals, and he actually picked up on them! I probably even looked right at him and scowled a few times, I just couldn’t see him, and he doesn’t even know I couldn’t see him since it’s the first time I went with no contacts!
So, kids what’d we do from here?[/quote]
If he actually saw you put your glasses on as he was going then he should have guessed you couldn’t see him before (although non glasses wearers often don’t realise how blind we can be without them). Maybe he was just scowling because you have hideous glasses 
It depends on how confident you are that the blob seemed to be trying to communicate with you I suppose. Simplest way might be to just say “I hope you weren’t trying to give me tips the other day, because I couldn’t see a thing, so it probably looked like I was ignoring you.”
Back up there… you wear glasses? Hawt.
I just came here for some more pics of pch2 legs…how about you model your new shoes for us? You know you just bought some.
[quote]downwardog wrote:
I just came here for some more pics of pch2 legs…how about you model your new shoes for us? You know you just bought some.[/quote]
I stuck them in the vixen thread. I get enough crap for this one being too girly I didn’t want to add to my grief.
Oh, and I’ll update on Sunday’s BJJ eventually. We did the coolest butterfly guard flippy thing, and I found a kid I’m going to turn into my workout buddy. He brought a cake to class and knew the macros!
Last night’s BJJ I can update now. I learned nothing new. I did roll hard for about two hours though, and am getting used to just rolling. I can see openings and remember that I should know what to do in them, but then my mind goes blank and by the time I figure it out the opening is gone. I think I’m going to have to start drilling new moves over and over until they become instinct. I’m starting with the elbow escape on wends.
Why did I learn nothing new? Aikido guy came to class and I didn’t have a chance to talk to him before we started drilling. So, I let flirty girl out full force and told him he was going to be my buddy. I then proceeded to flirt for the next 3.5 hours. At first he was all stand offish and quiet, but by the end he was back to ninja chopping. DD was right, no permanent damage. Now I just need to get him to actually make a move, how am I supposed to do that?
I feel the need to add that I do feel a little bad that I spent class flirting rather than learning a new guard pass. The guys knew we were flirting and not learning, and I’ll probably get shit for it in some form. I don’t know, I just really want Aikido guy, and at the time I wanted him more than I wanted to smash him (I did try to though!).
[quote]pch2 wrote:
downwardog wrote:
I just came here for some more pics of pch2 legs…how about you model your new shoes for us? You know you just bought some.
I stuck them in the vixen thread. I get enough crap for this one being too girly I didn’t want to add to my grief.
Oh, and I’ll update on Sunday’s BJJ eventually. We did the coolest butterfly guard flippy thing, and I found a kid I’m going to turn into my workout buddy. He brought a cake to class and knew the macros!
Last night’s BJJ I can update now. I learned nothing new. I did roll hard for about two hours though, and am getting used to just rolling. I can see openings and remember that I should know what to do in them, but then my mind goes blank and by the time I figure it out the opening is gone. I think I’m going to have to start drilling new moves over and over until they become instinct. I’m starting with the elbow escape on wends.
Why did I learn nothing new? Aikido guy came to class and I didn’t have a chance to talk to him before we started drilling. So, I let flirty girl out full force and told him he was going to be my buddy. I then proceeded to flirt for the next 3.5 hours. At first he was all stand offish and quiet, but by the end he was back to ninja chopping. DD was right, no permanent damage. Now I just need to get him to actually make a move, how am I supposed to do that?
I feel the need to add that I do feel a little bad that I spent class flirting rather than learning a new guard pass. The guys knew we were flirting and not learning, and I’ll probably get shit for it in some form. I don’t know, I just really want Aikido guy, and at the time I wanted him more than I wanted to smash him (I did try to though!). [/quote]
So you’re trying to hook up with your Akido teacher? That lucky bastard. Those ankles are ready and waiting for him. That fool doesn’t even know it.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
So you’re trying to hook up with your Akido teacher? That lucky bastard. Those ankles are ready and waiting for him. That fool doesn’t even know it.[/quote]
He’s not my Aikido teacher, he’s an Aikido teacher. He’s in my BJJ class, where he’s just another white belt.
Ankles? Really? Your avi’s are always asses.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
So you’re trying to hook up with your Akido teacher? That lucky bastard. Those ankles are ready and waiting for him. That fool doesn’t even know it.
He’s not my Aikido teacher, he’s an Aikido teacher. He’s in my BJJ class, where he’s just another white belt.
Ankles? Really? Your avi’s are always asses.[/quote]
I bet he’s got a white belt for you ***Bow Chicka Bow …that sucked. I’m trying too hard. I have no advice to give you. You sure he’s not married or in a relationship?
My avatars are meant to shock and awe. Besides, ankle don’t shake like boobs and ass.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I then proceeded to flirt for the next 3.5 hours. At first he was all stand offish and quiet, but by the end he was back to ninja chopping. DD was right, no permanent damage. Now I just need to get him to actually make a move, how am I supposed to do that?[/quote]
Assuming he’s not already taken/gay then you just need to let him know you’ll say yes if he asks you out. Three and half hours of flirting should have laid some good foundations in that regard!
Silently gazing at him and doing a coquettish smile while locked in a hold should work.
Or you could beat around the bushes a bit and ask how much of his time teaching aikido and doing BJJ takes up. Does it leave any time for socialising? If he says yes, beam from ear to ear.
Or you could be subtle as a brick: go to ninja chop him in the crotch, stop yourself and say “Ah, no, I want them in good working order.”
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
…that sucked. I’m trying too hard. [/quote]
You’re right, you gotta be a little more subtle, I would have gone the pearl necklace route. It’s only fun if they have to think about it a little.
I’m not sure; he doesn’t have a ring. If he shows up on wends I’m going to ask him if his wife trains. I’m tapping out on subtle, he’s not thinking fast enough.
[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
Or you could be subtle as a brick: go to ninja chop him in the crotch, stop yourself and say “Ah, no, I want them in good working order.”[/quote]
So, I kinda already did this.
We were supposed to be learning a pass in which you stand up with the him still in closed guard and then bring your knee in between his legs and sit straight down. I kept leaning forward a bit which caused Aikido guy to repeatedly complain about his lack of a cup. At some point I promised not to do permanent damage. Hmmm, do guys usually wear cups to compete or is it just something they risk?
Not to distract from my adventures with Aikido guy, but a training aside.
I miss the weight room, my calluses are leaving, and I haven’t picked up anything heavy in a while. I think I’m going to just go with the two day sherdog recommended program for now. I like the lifts and have always liked 5x5.
Two day split:
Day one: Deadlift & Overhead press & Weighted pullup/chinup
Day two: Squat & Benchpress & Bent over row
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Not to distract from my adventures with Aikido guy, but a training aside.
I miss the weight room, my calluses are leaving, and I haven’t picked up anything heavy in a while. I think I’m going to just go with the two day sherdog recommended program for now. I like the lifts and have always liked 5x5.
Two day split:
Day one: Deadlift & Overhead press & Weighted pullup/chinup
Day two: Squat & Benchpress & Bent over row[/quote]
You clearly don’t read this site often enough. Or maybe you didn’t get the same advice we did over in PW. Just do Starting Strength. It’s really the only program that should be used. I feel like I’m paving a path straight to hell by not using it myself… I just have trouble counting that high.
Definitely get back in the weight room and throw some heavy shit around. You’ll feel better. Plus it will keep you from getting bored with BJJ…altho having Aikido guy around I’m sure stops the boredom 
[quote]Court wrote:
You clearly don’t read this site often enough. Or maybe you didn’t get the same advice we did over in PW. Just do Starting Strength. It’s really the only program that should be used. I feel like I’m paving a path straight to hell by not using it myself… [/quote]
Yeah, that’s what’s paving your path to hell…[quote]Court wrote: …I have one of those reactions where regardless of how much I think it hurts, when I see someone do something like that, my first instinct is to laugh…[/quote]
It’s an overrated ability, you can get through life just fine not knowing any number past 8.
Honestly, BJJ has me wiped it’s really taxing on the the CNS (so many new movement patterns). Also, my technique isn’t there so I find that I want to muscle. It really does become two hours of trying to toss around 200lbs of glob. After rolling last night my legs had that shakey I can’t walk post squat feeling, and today I can feel my whole back everytime I move. I don’t think I’ll bore of BJJ anytime soon with or without Aikido guy.
It’s just that the squat rack is alone time and I miss getting in that zone. I didn’t realize I would until I stopped doing it.