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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Find a guy you like to hang out with, and have fun with.

Then rape him one night, then marry him and you will have a good marriage.

Maya used this method[/quote]

You’re making Maya sound super tough, phone books, rape? Next we hear about her robbing banks? Jumping people?[/quote]

She is a force of nature, when she comes into a room, everyone knows it.

She is not mean, she just does not take shit from anybody.[/quote]

I know what you mean, I just kid. I think a lot of the PW ladies have this same personality.

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[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
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Uh thanks? Here’s an equally appealing image for you.[/quote]

Better? Oh Happy Days are here again…[/quote]

Someone’s dad did not pay for her dress.

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^honeymoon?

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[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
.[/quote]

Uh thanks? Here’s an equally appealing image for you.[/quote]

Better? Oh Happy Days are here again…[/quote]

Someone’s dad did not pay for her dress. [/quote]

Or, he ran out of $ somewhere around the titty area.

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[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Find a guy you like to hang out with, and have fun with.

Then rape him one night, then marry him and you will have a good marriage.

Maya used this method[/quote]

You’re making Maya sound super tough, phone books, rape? Next we hear about her robbing banks? Jumping people?[/quote]

She is a force of nature, when she comes into a room, everyone knows it.

She is not mean, she just does not take shit from anybody.[/quote]

I know what you mean, I just kid. I think a lot of the PW ladies have this same personality.

[/quote]

I think most successful strong willed woman have it.

Awesome and very sexy trait.

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[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
^honeymoon?[/quote]

I understand that what you choose to do is personal, but not everyone is into what you’re into. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, of course.

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[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
.[/quote]

Uh thanks? Here’s an equally appealing image for you.[/quote]

Better? Oh Happy Days are here again…[/quote]

Someone’s dad did not pay for her dress. [/quote]

Or, he ran out of $ somewhere around the titty area.
[/quote]

Eh, I think most dads would rip one of the layers off the bottom and fashion some sort of turtle neck.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Find a guy you like to hang out with, and have fun with.

Then rape him one night, then marry him and you will have a good marriage.

Maya used this method[/quote]

You’re making Maya sound super tough, phone books, rape? Next we hear about her robbing banks? Jumping people?[/quote]

She is a force of nature, when she comes into a room, everyone knows it.

She is not mean, she just does not take shit from anybody.[/quote]

I know what you mean, I just kid. I think a lot of the PW ladies have this same personality.

[/quote]

I think most successful strong willed woman have it.

Awesome and very sexy trait.[/quote]

Woo! DJ thinks I’m shmexy!

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[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
^honeymoon?[/quote]

I understand that what you choose to do is personal, but not everyone is into what you’re into. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, of course. [/quote]

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[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
^honeymoon?[/quote]

I understand that what you choose to do is personal, but not everyone is into what you’re into. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, of course. [/quote]

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[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
^honeymoon?[/quote]

I understand that what you choose to do is personal, but not everyone is into what you’re into. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, of course. [/quote]

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[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
^honeymoon?[/quote]

I understand that what you choose to do is personal, but not everyone is into what you’re into. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, of course. [/quote]

[/quote]

U mad bro?

Joking aside, I don’t mean to be sex negative. I don’t think there’s anything wrong whatever ever two consenting adults choose to do. I don’t think pegging makes a man gay, nor do I think there even needs to be such black and white distinctions made on the sexuality spectrum. Personally I’m not at all toppy, but I can see how that control could be fun. There are also a shitload of nerve endings in the region.

I’m just feeling a little bad about the gay jokes and wanted to make it clear I’m just playing.

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[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
^honeymoon?[/quote]

I understand that what you choose to do is personal, but not everyone is into what you’re into. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, of course. [/quote]

[/quote]

U mad bro?

Joking aside, I don’t mean to be sex negative. I don’t think there’s anything wrong whatever ever two consenting adults choose to do. I don’t think pegging makes a man gay, nor do I think there even needs to be such black and white distinctions made on the sexuality spectrum. Personally I’m not at all toppy, but I can see how that control could be fun. There are also a shitload of nerve endings in the region.

I’m just feeling a little bad about the gay jokes and wanted to make it clear I’m just playing.[/quote]

lololololol I am straight as an arrow with a lovely girlfriend, I just thought it was a funny picture. The “no” gif was just in response to the idea that I would like that.

Its an exit only. Enough said.

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
^honeymoon?[/quote]

I understand that what you choose to do is personal, but not everyone is into what you’re into. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, of course. [/quote]
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gif stealer.

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BTW, as you and your tax guy continue to date, here is some sage advice for you…

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[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
BTW, as you and your tax guy continue to date, here is some sage advice for you…[/quote]

Adorable!

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[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
BTW, as you and your tax guy continue to date, here is some sage advice for you…[/quote]

Awesome.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
BTW, as you and your tax guy continue to date, here is some sage advice for you…[/quote]

Awesome.[/quote]

Some of those are just gems, you have to wonder what their parents are like.

“Tell your wife she’s really pretty even if she looks like a truck” lolololol

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[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
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Another one? Ok![/quote]

HAHAH! YES!!! These are “pants” for me!

Great training, Peaches! I can’t remember what it was as I’ve forgotten after all the lolcats and stuff (and years of marijuana smoking)…but it was good! That I know. I said, “hm, that’s a lot of pressing”

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[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
BTW, as you and your tax guy continue to date, here is some sage advice for you…[/quote]

Awesome.[/quote]

Some of those are just gems, you have to wonder what their parents are like.

“Tell your wife she’s really pretty even if she looks like a truck” lolololol [/quote]

I friggin bust out laughing at that one!