Patch2's Adventures

[quote]arachne12 wrote:
I consider it an honor to be treated as prey by the little ninja kiddos![/quote]

Little ninjas that run into and bounce off would be fine; these were full grown ninjas. It was fun though, I occasionally forget what it’s like to be man handled. People who I don’t know well assume I’m breakable.

[quote]arachne12 wrote:
As for the bench, do you want to brag about your bench 1 RM? If so, you should bench like a PL. Do you want to build a bigger chest? Don’t bench, it’s bad for your shoulders and elbows and stuff. I’ll see if I can dig up the T-Nation article discussing this.
I did some of those shoulder savers today. I can’t say I really get it.

Good work training sore!
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Awesome, so just benching when I feel like it is fine, and I should probably play with a bit of PL type benching since that seems to be the only reason one would bench any way.

Shoulder savers aren’t really something to get, just do. You’ll see I always do them while people watching. It’s a matter of keeping that ROM in place.

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
just promise me you wont do this post marriage [/quote]

What? Why get married if you can’t get fat? You know the only reason I workout is to be shmexy for the menz.

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
just promise me you wont do this post marriage [/quote]

You Forgot

“Now I don’t have to pretend I like sex anymore”

I’ve heard there’s a rampant outbreak of boring lays post wedding.[/quote]

Its a tragedy and it makes a mockery of marriage.
[/quote]

You both heard wrong.

Its all about getting the right partner.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
just promise me you wont do this post marriage [/quote]

You Forgot

“Now I don’t have to pretend I like sex anymore”

I’ve heard there’s a rampant outbreak of boring lays post wedding.[/quote]

You guys aren’t selling marriage very well.

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
just promise me you wont do this post marriage [/quote]

You Forgot

“Now I don’t have to pretend I like sex anymore”

I’ve heard there’s a rampant outbreak of boring lays post wedding.[/quote]

Its a tragedy and it makes a mockery of marriage.
[/quote]

Finally the man starts making sense!

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
just promise me you wont do this post marriage [/quote]

You Forgot

“Now I don’t have to pretend I like sex anymore”

I’ve heard there’s a rampant outbreak of boring lays post wedding.[/quote]

You guys aren’t selling marriage very well. [/quote]

Find a guy you like to hang out with, and have fun with.

Then rape him one night, then marry him and you will have a good marriage.

Maya used this method

[quote]kmcnyc wrote:
yay- for married
yay?[/quote]

No, no yay, no married.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Don’t get a baby with a dog collar!![/quote]

Ha! Puppy keeping you up? I have no intention of doing that. I’m more of reptile, doesn’t make noise and sleeps most of the day, pet person.

[quote] Anywho…here is a good article…but you want to bench, yes? I’d guess that you still pull your shoulders together for shoulder health but don’t exaggerate the arch etc

Also a very good article which I love which explains why we should focus on more pressing movements(Over head)

http://www.begin2dig.com/2010/06/pressing-matters-wee-chat-with-dan-john.html[/quote]

I’ll check out the articles, thanks mimsy!

no, not the dog. An actual baby with a dog collar!!
:smiley:

goes along with the whole marriage discussion(sorta)

And I just love this commercial!! :smiley:

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:
You both heard wrong.

Its all about getting the right partner.[/quote]

Awe, and here’s DJ with his wonderfully sweet view on marriage. :slight_smile:

A cat pic you can send JLo.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Find a guy you like to hang out with, and have fun with.

Then rape him one night, then marry him and you will have a good marriage.

Maya used this method[/quote]

You’re making Maya sound super tough, phone books, rape? Next we hear about her robbing banks? Jumping people?

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Congrats on the mutually agreeing to get hitched![/quote]

By mutually agreed you mean that you all agreed, right? Because so far, that’s who’s agreed :)[/quote]

Its unanimous!
congrats.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
no, not the dog. An actual baby with a dog collar!!
:smiley:

goes along with the whole marriage discussion(sorta)

And I just love this commercial!! :smiley:
[/quote]

Thug baby, adorable!

No worries, I don’t have a tv.

[quote]print wrote:
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Uh thanks? Here’s an equally appealing image for you.

[quote]print wrote:
.[/quote]

Another one? Ok!

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Congrats on the mutually agreeing to get hitched![/quote]

By mutually agreed you mean that you all agreed, right? Because so far, that’s who’s agreed :)[/quote]

Its unanimous!
congrats.[/quote]

Hmpf

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Find a guy you like to hang out with, and have fun with.

Then rape him one night, then marry him and you will have a good marriage.

Maya used this method[/quote]

You’re making Maya sound super tough, phone books, rape? Next we hear about her robbing banks? Jumping people?[/quote]

She is a force of nature, when she comes into a room, everyone knows it.

She is not mean, she just does not take shit from anybody.

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
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Uh thanks? Here’s an equally appealing image for you.[/quote]

Better? Oh Happy Days are here again…