Patch2's Adventures 2

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
hilarious bjj story LMFAO. Big tough fighter bois… Gentle with our peaches.

Shouldn’t a dip always be followed by a kiss? Meh, what do I know… Not much about bjj ORdancing.

Here is a chart semi relevant to tax guy.[/quote]

I know! Those are the best kind of guy. I love hardcore BJJ guys, they’re always so sweet. They look all tough, both guys I rolled with had neck and hand tattoos, but then they move so gently. Perfection!

You know about kissing, that’s all that’s important!

[quote]arachne12 wrote:
New log!? How did I miss this? I’m following, BAMF!

ps love the relationship diagram ^ zat is perfect![/quote]

Hi!

Yeah, but the diagram means he found me interesting, but not attractive? :frowning: I didn’t get a chance to say no, he did first! Whatever, his loss.

[quote]cholulalula wrote:
I didn’t understand a lot of the BJJ story, but I’m happy to hear you’ll be starting that up again, sounds like an awesome time!! And you seem to come alive talking about it, so it’s obviously a good thing.

And AH! Tax guy. Maybe he’ll have hot-non douchey-tax friends. [/quote]

That’s ok, I posted in combat, but I don’t think it’s a very active forum. I like to post detail in case I want to go back and review. You guys get maybe learn some moves?

Here’s an example of the bow choke I love.

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
LOL, i didn’t understand much of it either, but it sure sounds like you were busy and enjoyed yourself! Good job!

Tax guy, PFFT, weren’t you going to friend zone him anyway? I thought the majority of us voted against him…

I wouldn’t mind a non douchey gym buddy to spot me and such, that sounds like a good deal actually. [/quote]

Well, he is a little douchey, but I’m ok with douchey friends. Not to sound conceited, but I can probably really help him. He doesn’t really know much about lifting, he just does it.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Nice place you have here Peach … all you need is some good beer and you’re all set haha[/quote]

Welcome! Have a seat any where, there is plenty of good beer around here. I need to go acquire some of Bell’s Hopslam before the season is over. It’s not dark, but still yummy.

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Sorry I’m late! In for da flirtz![/quote]

House rules, late means you must make a photo contribution. Payment due asap. Thank you.

Actually that diagram doesn’t apply to your taxguy sit exactly. What we had with TG aS the pre-emptive strike. He sensed the impending friendzoning and moved first.

Seinfeld Preemptive Break Up - YouTube

You’re right - smashing and getting smashed does feel good! In a funny way I kinda miss the bruises.
Sounds like you had a fun time at BJJ.

Dang patch i’m sorry you have to go through that kindof stuff regarding race.

For the romanions i find about shoulder width to be ideal and for stiffleg deads i like my legs closer together. You can play around with it a little to see what stance allows you to feel the hamstrings working more effectively.

BJJ is absolutely badass.

England has thousands of people of Indian origin so no one would give you a second glance over here. But your story reminds me of back when I was at University of Essex, where around a third of the students are oriental (mostly Chinese). There was one kid playing an arcade game in the uni bar that I used to play a lot, so I asked him (just striking up a conversation) where he was from. Turns out he was local - his parents owned a takeaway and he was born here. I felt like an idiot.

Actually I seen the wrestlers at my gym do that running backwards thing on the bouncy mat area before. I agree that once a week is better than nothing, at least to keep you in touch as a grappler. Keep things fresh.

That was really rude…what a bag of assholes.

Oh man, T Vixen makes me think I need more ass, both on me and to nom…

Tues AM:

Everything so crowded, I couldn’t get a bike in spin, and the stairmills were full? I guess everone has plans tonite. I have plans too… class from 5-9. You’re all jelly, I know.

So I just spent sometime in Treadhell - 20 min of pushing buttons, I did make sure to get in a 5 min stint at a 10 incline.

Then I played on the good girl bad girl machine a bit. I think Lula said I need to pay attention to adductors since my knee gets weirdly achy while running. Are adductors like shoulders? High rep?

Then a bit of mobility stuff and stretching.
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[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Actually that diagram doesn’t apply to your taxguy sit exactly. What we had with TG aS the pre-emptive strike. He sensed the impending friendzoning and moved first.
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Lol, that sounds a lot better. George, oh I love his logic!

[quote]LastStand wrote:
You’re right - smashing and getting smashed does feel good! In a funny way I kinda miss the bruises.
Sounds like you had a fun time at BJJ.[/quote]

You’ll be back to smashing and being smashed (hopefully not much) soon, then we can commiserate over bruises.

I did! :slight_smile:

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
Dang patch i’m sorry you have to go through that kindof stuff regarding race. [/quote]

Lol, at the time I actually thought of you and how you were complaining about clearing out the room while I would love to clear out the room. He wasn’t being an asshole on purpose though, he was just that stupid. I’m pretty sure he thought he was hitting on me.

Thanks, I think a little closer is better, sometimes I forget to bend my knees and end up doing some sort of weird stiff leg/Romanian combo. It still feels like a new movement to me.


^Cupid will find you sooner rather than later.

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
BJJ is absolutely badass.[/quote]

That’s why I luvs it! What else is so badass but so lazy? Well, other than me.

Where you’re from is a totally normal thing to ask people, I don’t think you should feel like an idiot. “What are you?” and “Do you speak English?” are not normal things to ask strangers.

[quote]minimaltechno wrote:
Actually I seen the wrestlers at my gym do that running backwards thing on the bouncy mat area before. I agree that once a week is better than nothing, at least to keep you in touch as a grappler. Keep things fresh.[/quote]

Keeping things fresh, that’s what I do!

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
That was really rude…what a bag of assholes.
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Yeah, I don’t think they had any idea it was until they saw my reaction. I was obviously timing my reps, and they managed to form a little (well big) wall between me and my area. Hmpf

[quote]print wrote:
^Cupid will find you sooner rather than later.[/quote]

I found you a card!

^Hope it has a lotta xoxoxo inside of it.

Dear Patches,

cool on the BJJ - finding something that places you in the right mindspace is priceless. Glad you had fun.

Friend zoned? How 'bout he gets jerk-zoned? bah. if you need a bench spotter than he might have his use yet.

Love the Freida quote. And love even more that you channeled the amount of fucks you don’t give at the gym. When ever people get in my face I think; this is my gym. NO ONE has given up more sweat and blood in here in the past years.

On the exotic: I once told a young girl of mixed heritage that she had a lovely tan. Her father was from India. You should have seen the look on the mother’s face. Yeah, epic face palm.

[quote]print wrote:
^Hope it has a lotta xoxoxo inside of it.[/quote]

mmhmmm

'Cept yours.


I’m starting to wonder if I may not be as huge as I think I am… I’m sticking with what I’m doing until spring break (second week of March) and then may revamp.

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[quote]nlmain wrote:
cool on the BJJ - finding something that places you in the right mindspace is priceless. Glad you had fun.[/quote]

I’m so glad that I’ve been able to find something that does.

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Exactly what I was thinking. This space, all this space, it’s mine!

I’ve gotten compliments on my tan a few times, lol.

^ Oh shit Print is fapping as I type isnt he?

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Oh man, T Vixen makes me think I need more ass

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OMG ME TOO!! I was looking at the pics and I was like, uhggg, I would like to gain a few booty pounds, that’s for sure.

P.S. You have a nice hiney, very exotic :wink:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Oh man, T Vixen makes me think I need more ass

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P.S. You have a nice hiney, very exotic :wink: [/quote]

Jennalicious, you crack me up!

but you are spot-on, that is one muchable set of ass-cheeks…I mean, you are in great shape, Peaches…