[quote]Rooster1980 wrote:
[quote]ImSkinny wrote:
Ever been in a situation where you just want to punch yourself for being an idiot?
Ever say something that you though was funny but it only recieves an awkward silence?
I was at a party last night. Everyone wanted me to come since I don’t get out much anymore, had girls calling me to make sure I come out. Had people offering me rides.
I get there, everything is going smooth.
I get to know that several females have expressed interest, everyone happy to see me, basically winning at life. The works.
I am sitting at the table with some friends and I see one guy pick up a wine botte and throw it back, chugging it (??? classy eh?). My friend nudges me and says its empty, he is just doing it for the photos. I take the bottle from him and people turn and go with shit like “ehhh ImSkinny is going for it!”.
I wanted to show the bottle is empty and with the anticipation of me holding the bottle it would be funny. The bottle will be empty and I will be like “wtf?!?!?!” and everyone will laugh and laugh and laugh!
But no. The bottle wasnt fucking empty. It had a last gulp in there. So me being the cool cucumber that I am I tilted it without it touching my mouth. It all poured right over my white shirt. Red Wine. Everyone was looking.
Painful it was.
Please share any of ‘those’ moments with us![/quote]
You should be able to play that off with little to no effort. I would bet I could roll an accident like that into something more entertaining than the original plan? If this made you feel awkward that you really need to get out into social environments more often…
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It was a genuine facepalm moment.
Fancy restaurant, surrounded by beautiful females, and this shit happens.
Sure it plays off and no one thinks twice about it. But fuck, I failed.