Pants and Sitting Down

For as long as I can remember, whether it was jeans or khakis every time I sat down I would have to deal with the problem of them bunching up at the crotch. Any tips on how to avoid this issue?

Don’t have a boner before you sit down.

I honestly don’t have this problem, never have…

Yet another catastrophe averted by Stern!

Certain dress pants I own do that. Annoying as hell in certain situations.

It’s only awkward if you let it be. Be confident displaying your pseudo erection, perhaps something good will come of it.

^^ Did you watch the Curb Your Enthusiasm video?? It seems to only cause trouble!!!

Viagra is a helluva drug

Get better fitting pants. Aside from that, if you arent wearing spandex, where do you expect the excess fabric to go? Inwards?

I doubt my pants hide the fact that I have a penis in the first place.

Shit, if yours do, that’s not exactly a “win”.

Try on pleated pants, it gives you more room for Mr. Happy when you sit and for the legs as well.

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Get better fitting pants. Aside from that, if you arent wearing spandex, where do you expect the excess fabric to go? Inwards?[/quote]

Maybe wear them like this.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Get better fitting pants. Aside from that, if you arent wearing spandex, where do you expect the excess fabric to go? Inwards?[/quote]

Maybe wear them like this.[/quote]

Agreed. Used tire salesmen in the third world know a thinng or two about this

Or this will help.

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Or this will help.[/quote]
So many uses for duct tape :slight_smile:

[quote]JLO73 wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Or this will help.[/quote]
So many uses for duct tape :)[/quote]

Or you could forget pants all together.

Or just never, ever, sit down! Keep on movin’.

That doesn’t always work, as you can see from this troubling example.
lol

[quote]Stern wrote:
Or just never, ever, sit down! Keep on movin’.
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Pants bunching in women is known as “Chick with a Dick Syndrome”. Not a good look.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
That doesn’t always work, as you can see from this troubling example.
lol

[quote]Stern wrote:
Or just never, ever, sit down! Keep on movin’.
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Lol! Well played ID! =P