[quote]Cortes wrote:
That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I am literally crying.
“Anything!”
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It’s funny and also true. “Just fuck the panda”!! Why don’t the damned things just screw more and have more little panda babies??
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I am literally crying.
“Anything!”
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It’s funny and also true. “Just fuck the panda”!! Why don’t the damned things just screw more and have more little panda babies??[/quote]
Cause they cant.
Those fuckers have the teeth of a bear and the digestive system of a bear and insist on this hippie bamboo shit.
As a result they wont even live in rocky terrain, God forbid they have to climb a small hill or something.
You try to have hot sweaty Panda sex when you are always semi starved.
The only chance that they have is us trying to man some Pandas up.
What self respecting apex predator goes all Buddhist all of a sudden?
Sharks would never do that, which leads to the surprising conclusion that you have to be at least a tad smarter than a box of rocks to go all emo.
I think the only remaining realistic chance we have now is to pay Pushharder to raise some Pandas.
I dont know how I feel about bears with rifles but at this point we have to risk it to end this embarrassment.
[quote]maverick88 wrote:
Really? Comedy must lacking in Japan.[/quote]
AHHAHAH!!!
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
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I got the reference. Hilarious.
[quote]maverick88 wrote:
Really? Comedy must lacking in Japan.[/quote]
Just a tad more prevalent than senses of humor are in your region.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]maverick88 wrote:
Really? Comedy must lacking in Japan.[/quote]
AHHAHAH!!![/quote]
And a good deal more common than brain cells in AB, apparently.
Yes in the wild perhaps, but what about the human intervention cases where we put Pling-Pling and Won-Ton into a pen and ask them to screw? Are they starved then? I’d be willing to bet they get a veritable bamboo buffet before they are to bang each other. They’d probably fly in Wolfgang Puck to make them a 7 course bamboo meal. And the damned things still don’t screw!
They always say that the male panda is “picky” or “selective”, but tell me, have you ever seen an ugly female panda? No, you haven’t. They’re all perfectly do-able, ranging from solid 8’s to perfect 10’s, but Pling-Pling just sits there, chomping on bamboo and being an asshole.
[quote]orion wrote:
Cause they cant.
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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
They’re all perfectly do-able, ranging from solid 8’s to perfect 10’s, but Pling-Pling just sits there, chomping on bamboo and being an asshole.
[quote]orion wrote:
Cause they cant.
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Chubby chaser?
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Yes in the wild perhaps, but what about the human intervention cases where we put Pling-Pling and Won-Ton into a pen and ask them to screw? Are they starved then? I’d be willing to bet they get a veritable bamboo buffet before they are to bang each other. They’d probably fly in Wolfgang Puck to make them a 7 course bamboo meal. And the damned things still don’t screw!
They always say that the male panda is “picky” or “selective”, but tell me, have you ever seen an ugly female panda? No, you haven’t. They’re all perfectly do-able, ranging from solid 8’s to perfect 10’s, but Pling-Pling just sits there, chomping on bamboo and being an asshole.
[quote]orion wrote:
Cause they cant.
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Pling Pling is busy listening to sad music and cutting himself.
If you gave him access to alcohol he would be a full blown alcoholic in less than two weeks.
[quote]maverick88 wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I am literally crying.
“Anything!”
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Really? Comedy must lacking in Japan.[/quote]
If you don’t think that was funny…that’s OK…but it was not so black and white that anyone who found it funny (myself included) should be mocked.
I loved the part where he said “Do you think pandas know they’re Chinese and are taking the one child policy too seriously?”
Is there some reason they can’t just artificially inseminate the females?
Doesn’t anyone remember Freddy Got Fingered?
If you go and mention Freddy Got Fingered I’m going to have to delete my post where I defend your choice in humor.
[quote]Nards wrote:
If you go and mention Freddy Got Fingered I’m going to have to delete my post where I defend your choice in humor.[/quote]
lol
OH SORRY. I thought he was just kidding and you guys were like buds.
I take my haha’s back and apologize!
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Is there some reason they can’t just artificially inseminate the females?
Doesn’t anyone remember Freddy Got Fingered?[/quote]
i was thinking the same it worked on jurassic park
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Is there some reason they can’t just artificially inseminate the females?
Doesn’t anyone remember Freddy Got Fingered?[/quote]
i was thinking the same it worked on jurassic park[/quote]
I still say we give PH three male small Pandas and let him raise them knowing about meat, sex and whiskey.
This is not unimportant either, because if we can reverse a pussyfication in ursine species, there is hope for us yet.
has it been mentioned yet the link b/w pandas and vegans
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Yes in the wild perhaps, but what about the human intervention cases where we put Pling-Pling and Won-Ton into a pen and ask them to screw? Are they starved then? I’d be willing to bet they get a veritable bamboo buffet before they are to bang each other. They’d probably fly in Wolfgang Puck to make them a 7 course bamboo meal. And the damned things still don’t screw!
They always say that the male panda is “picky” or “selective”, but tell me, have you ever seen an ugly female panda? No, you haven’t. They’re all perfectly do-able, ranging from solid 8’s to perfect 10’s, but Pling-Pling just sits there, chomping on bamboo and being an asshole.
[quote]orion wrote:
Cause they cant.
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Pling Pling is busy listening to sad music and cutting himself.
If you gave him access to alcohol he would be a full blown alcoholic in less than two weeks. [/quote]
Then he’d feel totally bamboozled.
I am seriously sorry for laughing. I hope everyone can forgive me.