[quote]pushharder wrote:
It IS hard to imagine why a sophisticated Viking goddess like you would give the time of day to a hick.[/quote]
Believe me, I’m still trying to figure that one out. I’ll let you know as soon as I recover my sanity.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
pushharder wrote:
It IS hard to imagine why a sophisticated Viking goddess like you would give the time of day to a hick.
Believe me, I’m still trying to figure that one out. I’ll let you know as soon as I recover my sanity.
What does he think of Sarah Palin, the namesake of this thread?[/quote]
I told you he was crazy, didn’t I? Brainwashed he is.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure that he likes me more.
[quote]apbt55 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
What’s she going to do. Whine to me about how she was tricked by the media? All she does is complain and moan.
Since you are such a fan of song lyrics, I thought I’d let you know that while I was driving home I heard this song and was reminded of you and your hero.
[i]Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I’m cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?[/i]
I’ve got to think whoever has you has a bad girlfriend…
[i]No one really knows if she’s drunk or if she’s stoned…
…she’s naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend![/i]
Anyone listen to bloodhound gang, this one is dedicated to all those out their that don’t live in america but think they understand our government and know what is best for us.
Do you still go to raves?,
Do you think that Christ saves?,
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?,
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?,
Or could you live drinkin’ your own whiz?,
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?,
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?,
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?,
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?,
Or do you own a record by Stryper?,
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin’ diapers?,
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?,
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?,
Are you deaf?,
Well if you are you can’t hear me,
But what’s the use of living if your ear’s be?,
Broken even if I spoke clearly,
You’re still not able to hear me,
Cause life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life’s goin’,
So throw in the towel cause your life ain’t shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life’s short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you’re feeling down-and-out with what your life’s all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from MAS*H?,
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?,
When you’re at a get-together does everybody always ask?,
Ain’t no Halloween party why’s she wearin’ that mask?,
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?,
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?,
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?,
Does she look pregnant although she’s not?,
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?,
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?,
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy’s?,
Workin’ third shift late New Years’ Eve?,
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?,
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?,
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille,
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail,
Life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life’s goin’,
So throw in the towel cause your life ain’t shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life’s short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you’re feeling down-and-out with what your life’s all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
So take your life instead of taking it for granted,
I’m thinking you should can it I think I’ll help you plan it,
Live today like it’s gonna be your last,
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas,
I hope you take this the wrong way,
And misinterpret what I say,
Rewind and let me reverse,
Backwards like Judas Preist first did.
Cause life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life’s goin’,
So throw in the towel cause your life ain’t shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life’s short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you’re feeling down-and-out with what your life’s all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
sorry may seem mean , but I love the song.
[/quote]
Dude, this is seriously disturbing. And yes, Bloodhound Gang is an American band, they are from Pennsylvania. Its pretty clear that they are not Quakers, even if they are from Quakertown.
[quote]Journeyman wrote:
apbt55 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
What’s she going to do. Whine to me about how she was tricked by the media? All she does is complain and moan.
Since you are such a fan of song lyrics, I thought I’d let you know that while I was driving home I heard this song and was reminded of you and your hero.
[i]Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I’m cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?[/i]
I’ve got to think whoever has you has a bad girlfriend…
[i]No one really knows if she’s drunk or if she’s stoned…
…she’s naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend![/i]
Anyone listen to bloodhound gang, this one is dedicated to all those out their that don’t live in america but think they understand our government and know what is best for us.
Do you still go to raves?,
Do you think that Christ saves?,
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?,
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?,
Or could you live drinkin’ your own whiz?,
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?,
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?,
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?,
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?,
Or do you own a record by Stryper?,
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin’ diapers?,
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?,
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?,
Are you deaf?,
Well if you are you can’t hear me,
But what’s the use of living if your ear’s be?,
Broken even if I spoke clearly,
You’re still not able to hear me,
Cause life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life’s goin’,
So throw in the towel cause your life ain’t shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life’s short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you’re feeling down-and-out with what your life’s all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from MAS*H?,
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?,
When you’re at a get-together does everybody always ask?,
Ain’t no Halloween party why’s she wearin’ that mask?,
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?,
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?,
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?,
Does she look pregnant although she’s not?,
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?,
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?,
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy’s?,
Workin’ third shift late New Years’ Eve?,
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?,
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?,
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille,
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail,
Life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life’s goin’,
So throw in the towel cause your life ain’t shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life’s short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you’re feeling down-and-out with what your life’s all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
So take your life instead of taking it for granted,
I’m thinking you should can it I think I’ll help you plan it,
Live today like it’s gonna be your last,
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas,
I hope you take this the wrong way,
And misinterpret what I say,
Rewind and let me reverse,
Backwards like Judas Preist first did.
Cause life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life’s goin’,
So throw in the towel cause your life ain’t shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life’s short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you’re feeling down-and-out with what your life’s all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
sorry may seem mean , but I love the song.
Dude, this is seriously disturbing. And yes, Bloodhound Gang is an American band, they are from Pennsylvania. Its pretty clear that they are not Quakers, even if they are from Quakertown.[/quote]
Disturbing yes but funny, if you don’t take it seriously.
I believe that is the intent.
the best line is “short and hard like a bodybuilding elf”.
I know some of them.