My roommate insists on watch Good Morning American in the morning and while I was eating a hearty t-man breakfast a commercial for Oprah came on. Now usually, I just tune this crap out but I glanced up and saw a room with a squat rack, weights on a bar, and a bench so it grabbed my attention. Unforunately, the rack did have clothes hanging on it and looked like it hadn’t been used in a while. But nevertheless, it was a rack, in a home, with weights and that’s more than I have and is what I call more of an ideal gym than the fitness studio whorehouse that I workout at. The commerical made the room out to be a pretty big mess and not what the metroman who owned the house would want in his home.
The commercial was talking about an upcoming show about house makeovers or something like that. Some Trading Places type estrogen filled crap. The next scene in the commerical show some small ass guy looking into the room with awe and amazement and I am assuming that they took out the beautiful rack and either put in some “fitness equipment” or an room where he can get a pedicure and get anal fucked at the same time.
Anyways, I freaked out. I started bitching to my roommate about how fucked up this was. I’ve been trying to convince my roommate to let me put in a squat rack for sometime now and he’s not into the idea too much. I got really pissed off, and still am, about how fucked up that is. I WANT A SQUAT RACK IN MY HOME
Now, this got me thinking about how ugly the world really is. I went to class and started actually looking at people and noticed that not one of them had anything resembling a desirably body. Most of the guys were overweight or overskinny and the girls (and not to say that I wouldn’t dry hump the crap out of them still) were attractive but could stand to lose a few pounds themself or at least do some squats, deads or lunges to build some actual legs. Then I stopped being so shallow and started thinking about the health implications that come with a lack of a proper diet and training program. I then realized, wow, most people probably don’t look good nekid and are just going to look worse as they get older and get fat, lazy and full of fun diseases.
Now, I don’t really think I look all that great nekid. I bulked up this winter from 12% at 185 to 19% at 215 so I’ve got a layer of pudge on me right now but I don’t look horrible nekid and on a path to look better nekid come this summer. As I age, I will look better, my physique will improve and through proper diet and training and supplementation I will continue to bask in the glories of good health.
So, I’m really sad and disappointed about all the unhealthy, fat, ignorant and lazy people in this world. Why don’t they care? Why don’t they have training and food logs? Why don’t they read T-Mag? It’s not really all that hard. Hell, if I can do it so can they. I’m not all that special. Why are the perogatives of America so messed up? Why is having a beautiful lovely squat rack not something to be desired but receiving an anal pounding while getting a pedicure is?
So, I am wierd? If the majority of people in American are unhealth fat slobs with no plan or desire to lose weight am I the wierd one?
Oh yea, and I bet they took that squat rack and threw it out. Fucking fat disease ridden Oprah!