Opinions on Tom Brady's Physique?

You sound like someone who lives in MA.

Bullshit … I barely have an accent

All I’m going to say about this is that given the incredible mass displayed in their combined bank accounts, the two of them really demonstrate “functional muscle” for those of us who prioritize form.

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If his physique assessment also incorporates his height (6’4"), hair and facial symmetry, he is well ahead of the pack.

Upon retiring from football, should he have the incentive to do so, there’s no doubt he can alter the appearance of his physique towards a more T-Nationesque standard. Doubt he’d ever entertain such an endeavor.

No doubt. I’ve heard swimming in piles of gold coins is an excellent fat burner.