[quote]Miserere wrote:
BrwnbellyYankee wrote:
hey i have a question for anyone on here that is gay. i hope you dont take this the wrong way.
when does a gay guy lose his virginity, when he gives it or takes it, or some kinda combo.
im serious i’ve asked all my gay friends (mostly lesbians) and they’ve all made fun of me.
I knew this thread would eventually turn up some meaningful, philosophical questions.
Here’s another one:
If a homosexual is stranded on a deserted island, are they still gay/lesbian?[/quote]
Here’s another one: is the smell of ass a turn-on for a gay guy?
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I don’t know if it’s the characters on it or the t.v. It is a prety nice t.v.
Nice big round tube, not like those anorexic flat screens…[/quote]
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Miserere wrote:
BrwnbellyYankee wrote:
hey i have a question for anyone on here that is gay. i hope you dont take this the wrong way.
when does a gay guy lose his virginity, when he gives it or takes it, or some kinda combo.
im serious i’ve asked all my gay friends (mostly lesbians) and they’ve all made fun of me.
I knew this thread would eventually turn up some meaningful, philosophical questions.
Here’s another one:
If a homosexual is stranded on a deserted island, are they still gay/lesbian?
Here’s another one: is the smell of ass a turn-on for a gay guy?
DB[/quote]
I don’t know for sure but it probably is. Therefore any time I’m in an elevator from now on, I’m cutting one loose too see if anyone gets wood.
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
??? you mean this is NOT a gay website???
damn! when were you assholes going to tell me? im outa here!
[/quote]
Oh! now I finally understand the name, I origionally thought it was in reference to weights being thrown, but in reality, it is referring to the loads you throw in guys asses!
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, “Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she’s done just give her 10 Hail Mary’s and I’ll be right back.”
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. “Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex.”
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary’s would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peeked his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, “Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?”
The altar boy said, “Two Snickers bars and a Coke.”
By the way, is it true that gay guys refer to sex as Tube Steak Boogie?
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Sometimes, at night, I will sit and watch tv (just regular ole network tv)with a hand on my junk and all of a sudden I realize that I have full-on wood. Let’s say I’m watching something like CSI or some other show with guys in it. Does that mean that on some level that I am gay? Anyone else with this problem???
DB
On some level, yes. No, I don’t have that problem.[/quote]
What the hell are you guys talking about? I’ve got my hand on my junk as soon as I get home and it stays there, except when I have to hold down my wife’s wrists(consentually of course).
[quote]singram wrote:
As much as this forum obsesses over Chuck Norris,you’d think half the members are gay.[/quote]
Dude, everyone obsesses over Chuck Norris, I can prove this because Chuck Norris demands it of everyone, if you didn’t obsess over him you would be dead. In fact the only way you could possibly even get away with a statement like that were if you were in fact Chuck Norris in disguise (as a gay fag)testing your disciples. Did I pass Chuck?
[quote]ipjunkie wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Sometimes, at night, I will sit and watch tv (just regular ole network tv)with a hand on my junk and all of a sudden I realize that I have full-on wood. Let’s say I’m watching something like CSI or some other show with guys in it. Does that mean that on some level that I am gay? Anyone else with this problem???
DB
On some level, yes. No, I don’t have that problem.
What the hell are you guys talking about? I’ve got my hand on my junk as soon as I get home and it stays there, except when I have to hold down my wife’s wrists(consentually of course).[/quote]
This is the least gay statement on this thread, and since it’s now cool to be gay, you are actually the new gay, which is the people gays make fun of.
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
swivel wrote:
BrwnbellyYankee wrote:
hey i have a question for anyone on here that is gay. i hope you dont take this the wrong way.
when does a gay guy lose his virginity, when he gives it or takes it, or some kinda combo.
im serious i’ve asked all my gay friends (mostly lesbians) and they’ve all made fun of me.
well, if you’re catholic, in the ass doesn’t really count either way.
That’s right.[/quote]
And it’s a problem. Religious straight couples who decide on abstinence are still likely to have anal, sometimes unprotected. A big spread of STDs.
tell me more … interesting is this love/hate relationship with gay … like we are curiously envious or something … here’s a question … what do you think will be gay in 10 years? 20? 30?
(i said what, not who … thus rainjack is not an acceptable answer … true, but unacceptable)
[quote]Vegita wrote:
singram wrote:
As much as this forum obsesses over Chuck Norris,you’d think half the members are gay.
Dude, everyone obsesses over Chuck Norris, I can prove this because Chuck Norris demands it of everyone, if you didn’t obsess over him you would be dead. In fact the only way you could possibly even get away with a statement like that were if you were in fact Chuck Norris in disguise (as a gay fag)testing your disciples. Did I pass Chuck?
V[/quote]
I prefer my men tall and surly,like Darryl Strawberry
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
If you have your dick sucked by a guy are you gay? or is this like the definition of is?[/quote]
Or if you’re juicing your carrot to a porn and you’re about to nut one out, but just then they cut to the dude’s sweaty scrunched up O-face. Or his hairy ass. But you can’t stop 'cause the rocket’s already off the pad and you splurt one out while the dude’s still on your screen – you can catch the gay from that, too.
Which is why sometimes it’s best to just kick the tv off the stand and buy a new one.
[quote]ipjunkie wrote:
I think we need to merge this thread with the extra douchebaggery of these “guys”[/quote]
I have actually spent a good half hour staring at that pick going back and forth trying to figure out which one of them is the worst. It’s fucking hard to do, just when you start to settle on the biggest ass bag, that little fag blowing the smoke catches your eye and you go irate flipping over chars and punching holes in the walls.
But then when you actually pick him as the worst, the kid who has the big nose reminds me that I want all thier noses to look like that and they should all be punched so thier noses look flat like that. It’s obvious that that is what happened.
Dan, is this what you were talking about when you said you liked gay acting straight guys?
[quote]Vegita wrote:
ipjunkie wrote:
I think we need to merge this thread with the extra douchebaggery of these “guys”
I have actually spent a good half hour staring at that pick going back and forth trying to figure out which one of them is the worst. It’s fucking hard to do, just when you start to settle on the biggest ass bag, that little fag blowing the smoke catches your eye and you go irate flipping over chars and punching holes in the walls.
But then when you actually pick him as the worst, the kid who has the big nose reminds me that I want all thier noses to look like that and they should all be punched so thier noses look flat like that. It’s obvious that that is what happened.
Dan, is this what you were talking about when you said you liked gay acting straight guys?
