This is not fair. Dan sucks one cock, and now all of a sudden he’s a fag.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Sometimes, at night, I will sit and watch tv (just regular ole network tv)with a hand on my junk and all of a sudden I realize that I have full-on wood. Let’s say I’m watching something like CSI or some other show with guys in it. Does that mean that on some level that I am gay? Anyone else with this problem???
DB[/quote]
I end up with spontaneous wood from that sockbat character on Drawn Together. Realy freaks out the woman, but I’ve gotten used to it.
That and dishwashers. The Kenmore Elite
drives me nuts. Zappa called it a latent appliance fetish on Joes Garage.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
Here’s a situation I would like to hear some opinions on. It has developed over the past several months, but in recent weeks has escalated to the point of being more than just irritating.
An old friend of mine is gay. He had been a friend of my dads and has been around just about my whole life. While my dad was still alive, the guy was just like anybody else. He would hang out and have a couple beers, participate in family functions, all of the usual stuff that most freinds of my family participated in. The whole time, nobody ever thoght twice about the fact that he was gay. It was given about as much consideration as the sexuality of someone who isn’t. So my dad passes away about 13 years ago. Shortly after, the “friend” becomes about as forward as anybody could possibly be, telling me explicitly what he wants and even offering money for it. I asked him why he was suddenly so interested, and he explains that him and my father had an agreement. He can hang around, be part of the family, but no hitting on me or my brothers. He also explained that since dad died, the agreement dies with him. I told the “friend” that I’m straight, don’t have any interest in experimenting, and no thanks.
Time passes, and through out the past few years I’ve had a decent amount of interraction with the guy. He’s getting prety old, and has hired me to cut his grass and keep up his house a bit. The problem is that with every interaction with the guy he tries some way to coerce me into some gay sex with him. He’s offered money, drugs, and even offered to rent a whore so he could jump in(on me). In our last conversation he tried to explain that me having sex with him wouldn’t be gay, because I would be doing the same thing with him as I would be doing with my girlfriend. At this point, I lost it. I told him to either keep his libido in check, of just fuck off.
For the past couple of weeks the guy has been calling me very persistently, sometimes twice a day. I whon’t call back, because I’ve allready told the guy to fuck off. In 13 years this guy has not gotten the picture. My girlfriend is getting irritated with his incessant calling, and I’m getting pissed off because the old bastard whon’t leave me alone. I’m going to be talking to him later to tell him to quit bothering me(for the second time), but I seiously doubt that he will get the message.
So- Gay or straight, what do you make of that situation?
I’ve had a lot of interraction with homosexuals in the past, and tollerance for another sexuality doesn’t seem to be an issue, but this guy takes the fucking cake.
Yeesh, I’ve had some gay interest shown towards me, (I guess gay men like muscles?? I don’t know), but nothing ever like that.
The way I see it, if I were to pester a girl for that long, offer her drugs and money and a male prostitute to help ease things along, it would probably be grounds for legal action against me, or at least a restraining order.
So completely ignoring the fact that you’re not gay, he’s still way out of line, let alone the fact that he’s asking you to participate in a homosexual act against your will.
I would personally do what it takes to sever ties with this guy, he seems a bit off to me…[/quote]
Exactly. What a tool. And it really has nothing to do with being gay. That behavior would be desperate and unnaceptable towards a woman too. Sooner or later people just need to get over things that are never gonna happen
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
This is not fair. Dan sucks one cock, and now all of a sudden he’s a fag.[/quote]
You don’t suck cock if you aren’t actually into that sort of thing. One is all it takes. Unless you’re bi, then you’re just a freak.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Sometimes, at night, I will sit and watch tv (just regular ole network tv)with a hand on my junk and all of a sudden I realize that I have full-on wood. Let’s say I’m watching something like CSI or some other show with guys in it. Does that mean that on some level that I am gay? Anyone else with this problem???
DB
I end up with spontaneous wood from that sockbat character on Drawn Together. Realy freaks out the woman, but I’ve gotten used to it.
That and dishwashers. The Kenmore Elite
drives me nuts. Zappa called it a latent appliance fetish on Joes Garage.
[/quote]
Sockbat? LMFAO! Foxy Brown would be the one that I’d get a chub from.
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Sometimes, at night, I will sit and watch tv (just regular ole network tv)with a hand on my junk and all of a sudden I realize that I have full-on wood. Let’s say I’m watching something like CSI or some other show with guys in it. Does that mean that on some level that I am gay? Anyone else with this problem???
DB
I end up with spontaneous wood from that sockbat character on Drawn Together. Realy freaks out the woman, but I’ve gotten used to it.
That and dishwashers. The Kenmore Elite
drives me nuts. Zappa called it a latent appliance fetish on Joes Garage.
Sockbat? LMFAO! Foxy Brown would be the one that I’d get a chub from. [/quote]
I don’t know if it’s the characters on it or the t.v. It is a prety nice t.v.
Nice big round tube, not like those anorexic flat screens…
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
j281 wrote:
The adopted son of the drummer from Slayer is gay. But you would never be able to tell just by his appearance because he doesn’t act or dress gay
the adopted son of the drummer from Slayer??? Why not just say ‘some guy’?
DB[/quote]
yeah…what DB said…
All this “My wife has a friend that is gay” or “My sister know’s someone that is gay” it sound’s like gay people are some unknown creature like spotting bigfoot or something… shit I work in a Emergency room where some of the best nurses are gay and let me tell you this if was dying I would want some of these guy’s looking after me. My point you say ? who gives a shit if they are gay or straight some of the best folks I know are gay though I am not gay myself people are people you have bad ones good ones some in between.
[quote]elevationgain wrote:
Comedypro…
dude you better come to the table with more than your last couple posts to be worthy of that moniker…
Keep trying though.
[/quote]
You said “come”
[quote]Dan Fouts wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
All I know is that I saw a flamboyantly gay red carpet interviewer openly fondle Scarlett Johansens breasts with no repercussions… almost enough to make me switch sides
so anyone heard “I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks” by the Bloodhound Gang?
membership has its advantages 
(Sully, shhhhh)[/quote]
chicks… dig… guys… that are queer. guys that dont dig chicks that don’t dig guys like me
See I’m not queer I’m too ugly
Yep ive heard it.
[quote]comedypedro wrote:
elevationgain wrote:
Comedypro…
dude you better come to the table with more than your last couple posts to be worthy of that moniker…
Keep trying though.
You said “come”
[/quote]
Apparently it’s one of those ironic names, like if Prof X changed his handle to Tiny P…
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
This is not fair. Dan sucks one cock, and now all of a sudden he’s a fag.[/quote]
dude. wtf? who’s counting anyway?
[quote]Jules wrote:
can you please send back my pink cashmere scarf and beret that you “borrowed” at bootcamp?[/quote]
no. beotch.
hey i have a question for anyone on here that is gay. i hope you dont take this the wrong way.
when does a gay guy lose his virginity, when he gives it or takes it, or some kinda combo.
im serious i’ve asked all my gay friends (mostly lesbians) and they’ve all made fun of me.
[quote]BrwnbellyYankee wrote:
hey i have a question for anyone on here that is gay. i hope you dont take this the wrong way.
when does a gay guy lose his virginity, when he gives it or takes it, or some kinda combo.
im serious i’ve asked all my gay friends (mostly lesbians) and they’ve all made fun of me.[/quote]
I think the International system is whenever you get a/your penis in a major orifice. Not sure on the lesbian-lesbian. I would count a fist, but many stop at fingers.
[quote]BrwnbellyYankee wrote:
hey i have a question for anyone on here that is gay. i hope you dont take this the wrong way.
when does a gay guy lose his virginity, when he gives it or takes it, or some kinda combo.
im serious i’ve asked all my gay friends (mostly lesbians) and they’ve all made fun of me.[/quote]
well, if you’re catholic, in the ass doesn’t really count either way.
[quote]swivel wrote:
BrwnbellyYankee wrote:
hey i have a question for anyone on here that is gay. i hope you dont take this the wrong way.
when does a gay guy lose his virginity, when he gives it or takes it, or some kinda combo.
im serious i’ve asked all my gay friends (mostly lesbians) and they’ve all made fun of me.
well, if you’re catholic, in the ass doesn’t really count either way.[/quote]
That’s right.
[quote]BrwnbellyYankee wrote:
hey i have a question for anyone on here that is gay. i hope you dont take this the wrong way.
when does a gay guy lose his virginity, when he gives it or takes it, or some kinda combo.
im serious i’ve asked all my gay friends (mostly lesbians) and they’ve all made fun of me.[/quote]
I knew this thread would eventually turn up some meaningful, philosophical questions.
Here’s another one:
If a homosexual is stranded on a deserted island, are they still gay/lesbian?
[quote]swivel wrote:
well, if you’re catholic, in the ass doesn’t really count either way.
BIGRAGOO wrote:
That’s right.[/quote]
so, technically speaking, you’re still a virgin?
[quote]Dan Fouts wrote:
swivel wrote:
well, if you’re catholic, in the ass doesn’t really count either way.
BIGRAGOO wrote:
That’s right.
so, technically speaking, you’re still a virgin?[/quote]
Dammit! I knew someone would figure that out. Shhhh.