If you wish to join the steroid section and be taken even remotely seriously I would also probably talk to the HRT boys first, and I recommend a full introduction over in our little slices of the forum.
Cycle details, blood work, pictures, proposed future cycles plans, ancillary usage through out, diet, workouts, lifts, etc.
If your serious and not a troll, then I see no reason why getting off to a somewhat annoying and ridiculous start has to be a complete loss of all respect on this forum for you.
And if you are a troll, you will not fool us for more than a few posts, our membership is quite well educated, many of the vets have been juicing longer than you or I have been alive and we have several doctors, chemists, health care professionals, etc.
Nonsense and jokes is just fine, but perhaps leading with it as a first impression was a poor choice.