Well first off, I am 14 years old, and have been lifting for 6 months, so I am very experienced. I have recently stopped seeing results like I was at the beggining. I have decided that I would like to start taking steroids, to help gain muscle.
I already use No xplode, and protein powder. My question is, would HGH be the best steroid to get fast results? Or is there something else out there that would be better?
Have you tried food?
[quote]lifta wrote:
Well first off, I am 14 years old, and have been lifting for 6 months, so I am very experienced. I have recently stopped seeing results like I was at the beggining. I have decided that I would like to start taking steroids, to help gain muscle.
I already use No xplode, and protein powder. My question is, would HGH be the best steroid to get fast results? Or is there something else out there that would be better?[/quote]
Nice Joke
Yeah, first off look in the mirror and tell yourself that you are not experienced! You are not, not after 6 months of training!
You are 14! There are guys here that have been training longer than you’ve been alive! You need to just put your time in, you’ll get gains. You just have to work for them. I won’t even comment on the steroids thing.
You might be experienced after 6 years of training if you learn from your mistakes.
Six months? You’re still a newbie.
As has been said many times before, if your working out hard and smart and not seeing gains, it’s probably because of your diet.
A hamburger would be better for you than HGH at this point. Actually, make that two hamburgers with the works.
Alright so i’ll go to GNC and pick up some HGH later today. I don’t really watch what I eat because, supplements/steroids will do that job for me.
[quote]lifta wrote:
Alright so i’ll go to GNC and pick up some HGH later today. I don’t really watch what I eat because, supplements/steroids will do that job for me.[/quote]
Make sure you pick up some of the BOFA while you’re there.
Tell me you are not fucking serious. Post your diet and your workout. People will critique them.
Have you ever heard of newbie gains??? Your muscles/CNS adapt much more quickly when you first start training. If everyone kept gaining like they did when they were noobs…a 1000 pound squat wouldn’t be uncommon.
Don’t be an idiot. Steroids are the last thing you need. clean up you diet and you will see results.
I can’t even communicate how much I hope you’re joking about this…Let the flaming begin!
Go for it, i started it when i was 12, i am now 17, squat 950lb, bench 560, and deadlift 865 all raw. I am 4’11 and weight 259lb.
(i can still see my abs)
He thinks he’s getting HGH from GNC. ROTFLCOPTER.
obviously a troll.
i started hgh when i was 13, i’m 135 pounds now and i can still see my abs. it worked
Diet
Breakfast:Pancakes and bacon
Lunch:PB&J
Dinner:different every day. Some kind of meat
This is my routine every day
Bench press
Curls
Abs
Dude you already are taking pancakes once daily, how much more jacked can you get even with HGH?
Do you take the pancakes intramuscularly or intraveiniously.
That looks like a pretty solid meal plan and training routine you got there, mind if i borrow it?
This is one of the poorest efforts by a troll yet. I laughed a little though.
troll, and not very good at it
[quote]lifta wrote:
Diet
Breakfast:Pancakes and bacon
Lunch:PB&J
Dinner:different every day. Some kind of meat
This is my routine every day
Bench press
Curls
Abs[/quote]
On the off chance that you are not a troll, add 2-3 lbs of meat to your daily intake. Do rippietoe’s starting strength. Come back in a year.
Or you could keep doing what your doing now, just tell your folks that they raised any idiot, and ask them to beat to stupid out of you.
[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
Dude you already are taking pancakes once daily, how much more jacked can you get even with HGH?
Do you take the pancakes intramuscularly or intraveiniously.[/quote]
Otep Muses:
“Pancakes” must be street for ‘crack’…
[quote]Otep wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
Dude you already are taking pancakes once daily, how much more jacked can you get even with HGH?
Do you take the pancakes intramuscularly or intraveiniously.
Otep Muses:
“Pancakes” must be street for ‘crack’…[/quote]
Then what are waffles?
I read something on myspace the other day that I’ve been trying and it works! Pour pancake batter into your shoes, I know it sounds weird but it absorbs better through your feet. Might try this for a month before going with the HGH.
edit* or was it creatine in your underwear…I can’t remember try both if that doesn’t work switch the two.