[quote]BFG wrote:
seriously, you come off as a nice as hell guy that will randomly stumble across the girl of your dreams … or be single forever
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Now, wait. Wait. Hold it right there. Wideguy and I already established earlier on in the thread that I’m a dick, so I take umbrage at this blatant contradiction to fact!
And the girl of my dreams scares me. She has tools… sharp, horrible, shiny tools. shudder
Re: the online dating issue.
T-M@tt hit the nail on the head. Myspace and thefacebook (if you’re in college) are the way to go. There are hundreds of willing sluts in your area. Most that will flirt with you online and agree to meet you in person you’ll be fucking in 3 dates or less if you don’t have inhibitions.
Some will definitely fuck on the first date-- just ask them back to your place to watch a movie. That’s code for shag-nasty.
Of course after a year or so of this the only thing you’ll have is a trail of disgruntled women and maybe gonorrhea, but that’s neither here nor there. Have fun.
[quote]RIT Jared wrote:
Of course after a year or so of this the only thing you’ll have is a trail of disgruntled women and maybe gonorrhea, but that’s neither here nor there. Have fun.[/quote]
Wow.
i met my wife online, 11 months later got married, so far its 3.5 years married and runnging great, good luck
[quote]Colombian wrote:
i met my wife online, 11 months later got married, so far its 3.5 years married and runnging great, good luck [/quote]
Sarah Michelle Gellar is going to be PISSED.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
Colombian wrote:
i met my wife online, 11 months later got married, so far its 3.5 years married and runnging great, good luck
Sarah Michelle Gellar is going to be PISSED.[/quote]
Haha, the Columbian does bear a resemblance to Freddie doesn’t he? Columbian, very attractive wife you did well. 
[quote]~karma~ wrote:
Just realize that even if you think you’ve met someone who’s into hiking, history and 19th century lit who’s also got every conceivable sign of mental stability… You just never know.[/quote]
I think being into 19th century literature and have signs of mental stability are mutually exclusive.
My experiences with it? About 50% of the women start their bio with something along the lines of “I just got out of a shitty relationship and am looking for someone to bitch and moan at.” or “looking for my prince charming”. If you see either one of those, click the “next” button very fast. One you don’t want to be, and the other you can’t ever be. The other 50% have well-written and entirely interesting bios, but then you get to the part about what they are looking for and it usually revolves around you being 6’5" and making 100k or more a year.
Hey, online dating works! Last night I ended up getting invited upstairs for “coffee.”
(In quotes because it was instant coffee)
Picky bugger. Now it all makes sense…
[quote]vroom wrote:
Picky bugger. Now it all makes sense…[/quote]
Hey, hey, I’m too gentlemanly to use air quotes when speaking with my hostess.
thanks, my wife saw the photo and got pissed, here a better shot of her
[quote]Colombian wrote:
thanks, my wife saw the photo and got pissed, here a better shot of her[/quote]
Why was she pissed?
She didn’t know about Sarah, did she?
Nephorm, you’ve got a ton of limiting beliefs bro. Better get started on eliminating them.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
BFG wrote:
seriously, you come off as a nice as hell guy that will randomly stumble across the girl of your dreams … or be single forever
Now, wait. Wait. Hold it right there. Wideguy and I already established earlier on in the thread that I’m a dick, so I take umbrage at this blatant contradiction to fact!
And the girl of my dreams scares me. She has tools… sharp, horrible, shiny tools. shudder[/quote]
Well fortunately for you, girls LIKE dick!!
[quote]Sonny S wrote:
Nephorm, you’ve got a ton of limiting beliefs bro. Better get started on eliminating them.[/quote]
Look, I prefer real coffee. Is that a crime? What, do I have to hypnotize myself to like instant? Would that make you happy??
Huh?
[quote]T-Matt wrote:
All I’ve got to say about Online Dating is www.myspace.com If you’re young and lookin’ half way decent, set up an acct, take some pics, and watch the chicks come flockin in!
T-M@tt[/quote]
I agree completely!
[quote]StevenF wrote:
Well fortunately for you, girls LIKE dick!![/quote]
Boy, you would think, wouldn’t you?
So Renn, found your Stimpy yet?
