This thread is freaking sweet. My money is on the bear, given it’s a barren football-field stadium like environment. And whoever said ramming shoes up the bear’s ass gets my vote for innovativeness.
[quote]Nate Green wrote:
Me and Push can set it up.[/quote]
Nah, you know Push. He’d just set it up so it was 100 bare-ass women versus him. And he’d let 'em win!
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
You try biting a grizzly bear. See how much damage you do. ;)[/quote]
Sometimes when I’m chewing gum, I accidentally bite my tongue, and it really hurts.
That’s GOTTA disable a grizzly…
As long as that ranger guy is on our team Yogi doesn’t stand a chance! Nor BooBoo either!
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
grew, your scenario would be comparable in scale to you taking on a medium sized pitt bull one on one. Give it a try and let us know how grabbing it’s paws and eye gauging it works out for you.[/quote]
My scenario calls for three groups, two each grabbing a paw and then one going for the face. If you gave me two more people and had each one of them grab and hold down a paw, it would definitely work.
I guess it could be done with one person, though. Those things don’t let go, so a guy could get it bite one of his arms, and then once it had a firm grip, he could gouge out its eyes. Once the eyes are gone, he could start beating it to death with his free hand and his knees.
He might lose a hand, but he’d win. Plus, he’d be wearing clothes, so the bite wouldn’t be that bad. And if anyone thinks of using, “he wouldn’t be in any condition to fight, mentally! He’d be too scared!” as an arguement, think again. He’d freak out and do whatever he had to for survival. The dog won’t, because the dog probably isn’t fighting for its life, it’s just been pissed off a lot. How else do you get a dog to attack a human?
Beating it to death!?? I thought it was already etablished that these things get shot and still eat the dude that shot them.
Even if the bear was just standing there, I don’t think anyone could beat it to death with their hands, elbows, feet, or knees.
No one is grabbing onto that bear without dieing, I don’t care how many brave ppl are in its face. (being decapitated)
Well it was stated in the first post that the body parts of your fallen comrades could be used as weapons. The human head weighs what, 8-12 pounds? Just hope he decapitates someone and drill the bear in the head with it. Each person picks up the head and repeats the process and that bear could probably be knocked out cold.
Arms and legs as clubs, I could see this working.
No, no, no. The dog would be beat to death. Some brave people would sacrifice themselves to keep the bear’s mouth busy while others ripped at its eyes and nose. If it can’t smell anything nor see anything, it will lose the fight.
[quote]Shaved wrote:
Well it was stated in the first post that the body parts of your fallen comrades could be used as weapons. The human head weighs what, 8-12 pounds? Just hope he decapitates someone and drill the bear in the head with it. Each person picks up the head and repeats the process and that bear could probably be knocked out cold.
Arms and legs as clubs, I could see this working.[/quote]
A 44 mag with the right bullet and load can carry nearly 1000 foot pounds of energy at 15 yards and a Grizzly can run throught that like water even with a head shot if placement isn’t precise. You think throwing human heads at the bear is going to knock it out?
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well, thats a good question.
how about this one- hercules had the strength of ten men. how come 11 blokes didn’t get together and kick his ass?? hmm? hmm?
[quote]Plisskin wrote:
toughcasey wrote:
this guy was trained by fedor in sambo, which he uses to subdue this baby bear, lol. classic
Please tell me you realize the Fedor training comment in this is a joke. This video clip has been around for a good while. [/quote]
hence my lol and classic remark. i have seen this video many times, just never with the subtitles.
well let me ask you this. i am an angry sub 500lb bear, with razor sharp box cutters for fingernails. now there is 100 men, but that means one or two don’t mind getting there throat slit. who among you is it?
ohh i thought so.
ohh and you should make it more fairer, like 13 bears against 90 “men”
[quote]TYD79 wrote:
well let me ask you this. i am an angry sub 500lb bear, with razor sharp box cutters for fingernails. now there is 100 men, but that means one or two don’t mind getting there throat slit. who among you is it?
ohh i thought so.[/quote]
If these one hundred men were the last people on earth and had to survive and repopulate, you can bet your ass they’d win and none of them would think twice of getting mauled for the good of the pack.
The bottom line is yes the bear is enormous, but I think we are making it more powerful than it really is. It is a huge threat, but if 100 men are all mauling it and diving on its back the bear WILL be slowed down a good deal.
A lot of men will be slaughtered instantly, but quite a few will get on the bears back and gouge the fuckers eyes out. The bear will be blind before 30 people are mortally wounded or dead, and that’s being generous to the bear.
Even 30 people could easily kill a blind bear by using even a small amount of strategy. Is the bear 1500 pounds of man mauling fury? Yes it is, but 100 men is 100 men.
Chuck Norris with a 50 cal and a wampin’ stick. Ultimate bear killing machine.
All you have to do is use the bones of your fallen comrades to rig some sort of booby-trapped pic-uh-nic basket and the bear is fucked.
While I think the scenario is too vague to make clear predicions, I say: Humans- at least on the football field.
All they have to do is stay close together and let the grizzly die because of starvation. As soon as the beast approaches the group, everyone starts screaming like hell and jumps up and down. There is no predator which won’t abort it’s attack when confronted with 100 (seemingly determined) defenders.
But, if the grizzly would really intend to kill, be it because he is not scared (unprobable, but small chance) or because the foolish humans would try to atttack him and the bear would “unlearn” his respect and smell blood, they would be royally boned. By wiich I mean, they would be fucking meat.
We have no natural weapons. So we hardly can damage this killer at all.
The aformentioned Monthy-Pythonesk tactics won’t work. They all assume nobody cares about injuries and mutilation. Even the bear does and that’s the reason he won’t attack the group unless he thinks he is threatened.
[quote]J.W. wrote:
HOLY CRAP! I just thought of the perfect plan to totally ruin the bear’s shit! It would only take, like, 8 guys to pull it off! Challenge his whack ass to a dance off! You know that fuzzy mofo aint got no moves! He’d be totally embarrased when me and my peeps busted on his ass with our mad skillz!!
He’d be all, “Pssshh! What you think you gonna do, white boy?” And then I’d be like, “Shit fool, you betta recognize! I’m gonna lay some ill-ass moves down, so brace yo-self!!” Then me and my homies would bust out with some of the craziest steps anyone ever seen!! The bear would die from the the blood lost from having his face rocked off!![/quote]
“We just got the x-rays back, the bear mostly got served here, and here… but the worst serving was here, in the pelvis region”
You need John Candy and a rifle with a lamp at the muzzle…