Once, I Was So Wasted That I...

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This shit is corrupt. It’s like a contest to see who can be the stupidest and we’re celebrating the fact.

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I once got so drunk that I shit myself.

I once got so drunk that I shit on my bedroom floor.

I once got so drunk that I pissed on the bathroom door thinking I was IN the bathroom.

I once got so drunk that I pissed in my wardrobe for the same reason.

I used to get too drunk, I think.