This thread had it all. Violence, humor, women, arguments that will never be won, and a really strange video of two men morphing into different machines. Gold. Absolute gold.
This is funny…Epic Beard Man - Mortal Kombat style - YouTube
Have to admit it was a good way to kill time. And Great videos!
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
I find that girls also make up a lot easier if it actually comes down to blows between them. A little hair pulling and scratching, and then hugs and im sorry’s afterward.[/quote]
You kidding right? Some of my closes friends are the ones Ive bumped heads with. When guys fight,thats the end of it. Thats the peak of where you can actually take the hatred and spite. Afterwards,men begin to respect each other and acknowledge that anything hard feelings have been crushed. Girls can take their hatred for each other into passive aggressiveness for years.[/quote]
This is the truth. I’ve never actually punched any of my best buddies in the face, but we’ve thrown eachother around after pissing eachother off a handful of times. I’ve had to choke a few out [never to the point of passing out, just to the point of tapping] after too much alcohol and even more shit talking as well. You get a few hard headed motherfuckers in a room, and no matter how close they are they will eventually tire of eachother.
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
I find that girls also make up a lot easier if it actually comes down to blows between them. A little hair pulling and scratching, and then hugs and im sorry’s afterward.[/quote]
Idk what girls you talking about…I done seen some nasty girl fights. I remember being at the bar and a group of girls got in a fight, it started with a glass bottle being thrown and ended with one of them getting her leg ran over with a car. I have plenty more examples.
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[quote]admbaum wrote:
HAHAHA OH MAN. This thread has gone to a whole other place.
IF the girls taping that were with the crazy guy with the shades then they were not his friends because even after he had his azz handed to him they just laughed at him. Plus no where in the video did he acknowledge they were even there.
Oh Pinky is a character from the 2nd and 3rd Friday Movies (great movies).
Everyone needs to chill on all the racist stuff, Who cares if one was black and the other white. Does it matter that much that! Does one carry the weight of there race on there back.
IF one man puts his hands on another man race be damned. He should expect a fight. I think this way not because of my race but because I was raised in Brooklyn NY and no matter if you are white/Black/Asian if you raise you PLACE your hand on another man in anger that IS an attack. To go a step further if you are coming at me in anger and close enough that your shadow touches mine I feel you already hit me so its time for me to hit back.
THE OLD MAN IS CRAZY, He is is bonkers. LOONEY TOONS NUTS! I wouldn’t shake his hand because he would take a swing at me. He has been tasered. There are pics of him screaming at a shop owner with a loaf of bread in his hands about the 49’ers (although I understand his hate for that team). But once he was touched in anger he did what anyone “I” know would do, hand out a azz beating.
The guy with the missing teeth, IS not the brightest light either. One he could not tell that the old boy was nuts and just let it go. 2. He told the old guy to move on because he was insulted and then followed him. DUMB. And if you can’t fight don’t raise your hands.
The hero in all of this was the bus driver. NOT once did he leave his seat. hahahahahahahahah not killing me for the pay I’m getting, oh man.
ALL IN ALL I LOVED THIS VIDEO!!! Watch it 3 times before I eat breakfast it puts a sparkle in my eye.
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perfect post! too bad it didn’t end the thread.
i was laughing all over again reading it because it was so very true.
after some of the comments it was apparent the older motherf***er guy was a crazy, tough veteran type of ELDERLY person. a whole other generation you have to experience to believe…
i will add that i don’t believe the women were friends of ambulance guy. he mistook them for a cheering section. they were entertaining themselves.
live and learn?
messed up but i find it amusing, immensely so.
[quote]waldo21212 wrote:
That was here in Houston. He just punched a couple of under aged kids in the face. That guy’s a douche.
Thats the problem these days. Everyone talks shit even after they got there ass handed to them. Be a man and shut your mouth and admit to your self you just got fucked up or maybe thats not the smartest thing to fight over and be on your way. Its all about posturing and looking tuff these days. Just shut the fuck up and be on your way or you might get knocked out by and old man or a fat women. Plain and simple
[quote]VealChop wrote:
Fat black women may be directly and indirectly responsible for more violent bloodshed than any other group of people on Earth.
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Reminded me of this:
Fat black women tries to cut in line at pizza parlor, some kid makes some smart comments about her wardrobe, the pizza place owner gets mad and tells her to leave, she gets insulted, and gets her 300lb+ excon boyfriend to bring her vengeance.
The kid was pretty messed up, broken jaw and some worse shit that I don’t remember.
The guy was back in jail the next day I hear.
[quote]johnnytang24 wrote:
[quote]metal.head wrote:
i didn’t hear the old dude say “chinaman” the first time i watched this…wtf??
maybe some chinaman took his legs from him in Korea??
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WTF are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.
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across this line, you DO NOT…
also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
[quote]clip11 wrote:
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
I find that girls also make up a lot easier if it actually comes down to blows between them. A little hair pulling and scratching, and then hugs and im sorry’s afterward.[/quote]
Idk what girls you talking about…I done seen some nasty girl fights. I remember being at the bar and a group of girls got in a fight, it started with a glass bottle being thrown and ended with one of them getting her leg ran over with a car. I have plenty more examples.[/quote]
Generally speaking, girl fights are the worst considering most guy fights, one dude is looking to be saved and is posturing to save face. Not too many women suffer from that false bravado shit that men suffer from - two mutually committed men however, are different. You know what? I just re-read that and it’s bullshit and I’m not going to edit it out. Any fight, male or female, posturing or not, can escalate very badly. I’ve seen more cowards pull a gun than ball up their fist and man up. Girls have proven they can be just as bad, but physically they are inferior - it’s just a pain in the ass to break them up b/c they don’t think a man will get physical with them. As for friends, I could never fight a friend. And maybe we have different definitions of a friend but a friend, I have actual love for on some level. And if I’ve loved you at some point, even if you were on the outs with me, I’d have to just walk away…I could never do it.
[quote]stickel62 wrote:
Thats the problem these days. Everyone talks shit even after they got there ass handed to them. Be a man and shut your mouth and admit to your self you just got fucked up or maybe thats not the smartest thing to fight over and be on your way. Its all about posturing and looking tuff these days. Just shut the fuck up and be on your way or you might get knocked out by and old man or a fat women. Plain and simple[/quote]
The only problem as I see it is that he was posturing and got his bluffed called. He didn’t lose a fight b/c he didn’t “engage”. If he truly lost a fight b/c of a blood nose, and he’s still standing, the only problem is quitting on your feet. This guy was just selling some bullshit and whatever he said after was just more of the same.
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[quote]Squash85 wrote:
Best part about this is the opponent tree.[/quote]
LOL!
Shit! I’ve tears in my eyes!
[quote]waldo21212 wrote:
I hate seeing this over glorified video. He pushed a couple of drunk kids and he is supposed to be “tough”? I’m just pissed that I am a Motherfucker had to walk the rest of his way while Amber Lamps got his bus ride and hospital stay.
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[quote]RBlue wrote:
We can’t really make any further character determination from that one clip.[/quote]
really? you’re gonna try to pull something like that? we make character determinations from shorter interactions from this on a DAILY basis.
How many times did the punk walk up to the front of the bus to the old guy?
Who struck who first?
Who got his ass handed to him and his face spread out on a bus seat, AND THEN muttered to the PERSON WHO WASNT THERE that hes gonna kill that nigger?
REALLY!?
you don’t want to make a character determination?
what kind of process would you want to go through, to make a character determination? sit down interview, hidden camera, buddy-for-a-day?[/quote]
I personally prefer not to make character determinations based on isolated incidents such as this, when both parties are acting like children, because everyone (including myself) has moments when they have been big jackasses. If, however, I happen to interact with someone on a number of occasions, and the jackass behaviour seems to be par for the course, then that’s a different story.[/quote]
It’s perfectly fine to make character determinations based on isolated incidents. Many times that’s all we get, and we have to act on it. As far as I’m concerned, everyone on Earth is a douche bag until they prove to me that they are NOT.
Do you date everybody you meet a number of times before deciding if you like them?
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Everyone makes first impressions. However, if I end up interacting with someone more than once, I try to keep an open mind regarding what I think of them.
Obviously my opinion is not a popular one, which is fine. I’m going to agree to disagree, and leave it at that.[/quote]
Listen, you and every other woman out there might take this the wrong way, and so will half the men out there too. Your opinion on THIS thread is not a popular one for a reason. While it may be perfectly feasible to take the time to get to know someone in a dating scenario, or in a friendly scenario, or in a business relationship, when it come to verbal and especially physical altercations, you just don’t have this luxury.
Being a woman, I doubt you have much experience with getting into fights, at least not the kind of fights that might end in death, and how to handle the situation. Your opinion just doesn’t count here, sorry. I’m a jerk for saying that, but only because the media has convinced most people that saying such sexist things is not nice, not because it’s not true.[/quote]
As far as both mens ACTIONS in the video, it’s perfectly OK to form an opinion about said ACTIONS. We’ve all done it in this thread. And some of those opinions differ. Such is life. I PERSONALLY don’t believe I have enough information to make any sort of accurate judgement about either man’s CHARACTER based on what I’ve seen. Others disagree. I’m not going to lose sleep over it.
As far as the sexist bullshit you just spewed, I’m not even going to touch it. It’s not worth it.
[quote]theuofh wrote:
[quote]VealChop wrote:
Fat black women may be directly and indirectly responsible for more violent bloodshed than any other group of people on Earth.
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Reminded me of this:
Fat black women tries to cut in line at pizza parlor, some kid makes some smart comments about her wardrobe, the pizza place owner gets mad and tells her to leave, she gets insulted, and gets her 300lb+ excon boyfriend to bring her vengeance.
The kid was pretty messed up, broken jaw and some worse shit that I don’t remember.
The guy was back in jail the next day I hear.
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Seen that before. That bitch is the epitome of hoodrat trash. I don’t understand why the dude threw his phone down to look tough to a guy who was damn near double his size and clearly up to no good.
That guy went from going out for pizza, to doing 4 yrs in the joint, that is how quickly shit can pop off, and escalate.
[quote]metal.head wrote:
[quote]johnnytang24 wrote:
[quote]metal.head wrote:
i didn’t hear the old dude say “chinaman” the first time i watched this…wtf??
maybe some chinaman took his legs from him in Korea??
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WTF are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.
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across this line, you DO NOT…
also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. [/quote]
Walter, we’re not talking about some guy who built the railroads here, this guy peed on my fucking rug!
Rblue are you a bitch? And by bitch I mean do you have a vagina. If not you are one fucking vagtastic fucking dude you know that. I hate you waffling fucks. Why would you make a post about a video that is supposed to be funny and entertaining if you have shit all to say. When your post says you have no fucking opinion other then you don’t have enough info to form an opinion, do not post. If you have an opinion but can’t tell us your opinion don’t fucking post.
I feel bad about the post above because afterwards I noticed that you are Canadian. That is like a handicap, especially if you are a female Canadian. So since I would have said the above to an American I will leave it for your Canadian ass.