McLovin?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I am RapeAxe.[/quote]
If I ever make it out to Ohio, you owe me a free session. I’ll be wearing my RapeAxe just in case…
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
“Sir Edgewick Mansport”.
Refuse to answer any training questions. Instead, always mention your goal of “sailing 'round the Horn”. Make random references to textiles and/or spices. When asked to inspect and correct form, pull out a sextant and aim it at the trainee as they lift. [/quote]
DAMN FUNNY
LMAO
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I am RapeAxe.[/quote]
If I ever make it out to Ohio, you owe me a free session. I’ll be wearing my RapeAxe just in case…[/quote]
There shall never be two RapeAxes in more than one place at the same time.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
McLovin?[/quote]
Abomnidle Snowman
cuz I’, covered in white women
Blue Steel.
How about Big Boss? It’s edgy yet believable. You have to make whatever name you choose slightly uncomfortable for people to say, but still believable enough so that they don’t quite think you’re fuckin with them. People could call you Double B for short maybe.
Anyways, you’d need a tagline too, like: “Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” Oh wait, that’s just a dumb quote from the office. You’d need your own tagline.
Alternatively, if there is another guy there you get along with, the two of you together could be Hanz and Franz. It would get old really fast though. Come to think of it, any name you choose is going to get old fast.
[quote]red04 wrote:
Blue Steel.[/quote]
I’m RapeAxe, damn you!
Rapeaxe ftw.
[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
How about Big Boss? It’s edgy yet believable. You have to make whatever name you choose slightly uncomfortable for people to say, but still believable enough so that they don’t quite think you’re fuckin with them. People could call you Double B for short maybe.
Anyways, you’d need a tagline too, like: “Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” Oh wait, that’s just a dumb quote from the office. You’d need your own tagline.
Alternatively, if there is another guy there you get along with, the two of you together could be Hanz and Franz. It would get old really fast though. Come to think of it, any name you choose is going to get old fast.[/quote]
The whole concept is ridiculous. Tiger. It won’t make it past September 1st, I bet.
rails Tiger again
Hahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you, yeah I said it fuck you blackula motherfucker. You made me Laugh Out loud! For real not this gay lol bull shit.
I salute you fucker. I’m done with gym shit. Done! My friends are trainers and I feel for the bull shit they must deal with. But unless you own your own you play by the rules your delt with. My heart goes out to you brother.
You have earned the title of “Black Panther”! Of the BJLA
This is my swan song to duech bag people.
Trainers should be about the needs of the people they train not how sexy they look an how much BS they can talk in there extra medium t-shirts.
Your all right BP. Keep up the good fight.
Double post fuckers
The abuse trainers take
FML
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I am RapeAxe.[/quote]
If I ever make it out to Ohio, you owe me a free session. I’ll be wearing my RapeAxe just in case…[/quote]
There shall never be two RapeAxes in more than one place at the same time.
[/quote]
Then call me…Areola.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
How about Big Boss? It’s edgy yet believable. You have to make whatever name you choose slightly uncomfortable for people to say, but still believable enough so that they don’t quite think you’re fuckin with them. People could call you Double B for short maybe.
Anyways, you’d need a tagline too, like: “Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” Oh wait, that’s just a dumb quote from the office. You’d need your own tagline.
Alternatively, if there is another guy there you get along with, the two of you together could be Hanz and Franz. It would get old really fast though. Come to think of it, any name you choose is going to get old fast.[/quote]
The whole concept is ridiculous. Tiger. It won’t make it past September 1st, I bet.
rails Tiger again[/quote]
For sure. I mean it’s a fun concept, like if you go to the coffee shop and give them a fake name like Viper or something. I do that every now and again, but if I had to go by a ridiculous name at work… yeah, it would get out of hand really fast. At most it would go for like 2-3 months.
BTW, can keep this railing down to a max of a once per day occurence?
Whats your boss’s name?
Use your boss’s name so when you hit on women you can just use your boss’s name if they ask you.
Or have them call you Peter North.
Watch some old school American Gladiator, could probably get some good (or horrible) ideas.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
“Sir Edgewick Mansport”.
Refuse to answer any training questions. Instead, always mention your goal of “sailing 'round the Horn”. Make random references to textiles and/or spices. When asked to inspect and correct form, pull out a sextant and aim it at the trainee as they lift. [/quote]
LOL
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
some other suggestions for a name:
Decca
Smelling Salt
PED
Vampire
Bloodsucker
Mentally Disturbed
Huge
Twisted
Yayo
Slayer
Testosterone
RapeAxe
Magnum
Caligula
BiggerThanYou[/quote]
DOF DAMN! I was so going to be the first one to say testosterone. That was witty with the ‘RapeAxe’ though.
Other than test or DBol I’m thinking
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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
McLovin?[/quote]
Abomnidle Snowman
cuz I’, covered in white women
[/quote]
Fail. It’s wimmez!
How bout Spike?