Maybe Biotest will become a public company and start selling stock. Who knows.
From the clues in the latest atomic dawg, my guesses are:
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Biotest will be selling their products in 7-11 right next to those ‘stay awake’ and ‘get hard’ pills.
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TC mentions that wolves eat the sun and the moon, causing indigestion. Indigestion being the key word, Biotest is probably buying Syntrax.
I hope with Biotest, shit will not hit the cosmological fan.
If T-Mag turns into a paysite, I don’t mind paying a subscription fee. I’ve been a loyal T-mag reader for the past 4 years, and I’ve taken their supplements as well. I’ll stick with them till the end (I just hope the end is not now).
i think there scraping the supplements and joing forces with those queer eye guys and coming out with a line of hair products and metrosexual accessories
What about this paragraph
Anyhow, I?m not sure I believe in the Apocalypse, or any non-science based end of the world, but I?m starting to see things?signs?of what might be the impending Apocalypse. Take a look at the following events and tell me if you can?t hear the faint sound of hooves coming your way.
“This stuff will letcha? slam sides of beef harder and longer.”
I think I got it.
I’ll lay odds that they are going to retire certain products and bring new ones to market. These new products will never be available through supplement resellers and will be available directly from Biotest.
Perhaps they’ll also create a T-Nation membership program that allows you to access deeper discounts, free t-shirts, access to the T-Nation magazine which will continue to be the premiere source on the internet for the best training and diet information.
Or maybe TC is going to take a leave of absence from T-Mag and run for President.
I’m going to guess that T-Mag is taking over Muscle Media magazine or something to do with EAS.
T-guy for the metro guy
they bust in and install squat racks all over their house
TC for Prez!!!
I found this in the Atomic Dog issue #308:
We’re thinking of opening up a poodle-grooming service that also serves fine Chinese food. It’s called Poodle Noodles and we hope you’ll stop by if you’re ever in Colorado Springs with a shaggy poodle and a hankering for lo mein. T-mag had a good run, but now it’s time to go out and do something we truly love.
I hope that’s not what TC was referring to!
paysite
T-Omega? Who the hell is T-Omega?
Sorry, got distracted by the administrators.
No supp change, no pay site, no free porn. (Damn.)
I believe T-Nation becomes T-Universe.
Or Testosterone has become a cult. We are to shave our heads, like half the writers, hang out at airport bars, handing out flyers to stewardesses.
Or they are bringing onboard the single greatest bodybuilding writer of our time. Richard Simmons.
Maybe they’ll send you a strength coach to come and run your life like a drill sergeant.
T-MAG WILL GO BIG TIME…LIKE MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT. on the shelves everywhere
Gotta let some of you off the hook, at least a little: we have no plans on becoming a pay site.
As always, the sale of Biotest supps at our online store keeps T-mag and the forum free, and it keeps the best writers on staff. Although some people complain that we talk about Biotest, that’s exactly what keeps the site free and keeps the best writers on staff. Biotest is doing very well; therefore T-mag is doing very well. So, no, we are not becoming a pay site.
[Teasing bastard mode on.]
In fact, T-mag is, in a way, becoming the opposite of a pay site.
Chew on that!
LOL @ American Muscle!!!
Underpants gnomes!!! AHH!
Thanks Chris -
You still ain’t right in the head, but thanks for easing a little stress.
They’ll start giving us money for reading the articles 
Well Chris just gave it all away. THANKS CHRIS! It’s the launch of the new website with an updated forum look and features. The “opposite” of pay site is the long talked about T-Jack forums.
Cant wait to see the new look and sign up for some T-Jack stuff!!!
Opposite of a pay site? I’m saying “T-Jack” is coming. Sweet.
What do I win?
Oh. Boy. I am so excited.
Really.
Mike Mentzer has risen from the dead and is going to be the new editor-in-chief for t-mag.