Come on mate, it was breakfast ffs
KFC is so anabolic it is practically cheating.
I’m not sure this is how you trash talk
He’s not in the comp as far as I am aware…
On the one hand, that means it’s ok to say nice things
On the other hand, that means you couldn’t have lost in the first place
We’re so deep into a paradox, my iPhone is likely to self-destruct when I hit “reply”
That’s why you have trouble gaining weight mate!
Not bad for a beardless fella I guess
Just like Kaz when he won WSM 3x.
Or JPS when he did it 4x.
Or MVM.
Or Mariusz.
Or Shaw.
In fact, Kaz and Shaw didn’t start losing until they grew beards…
Wee cheeky Cherry Bakewell to just take me under the 4k barrier 
Sometimes I’m all for this “United Kingdom” stuff. Then I come on here and I go right off the Scots for some reason.
I was born under a Union Jack 
Maybe losing at competitions but winning at life
I like to tell myself those things too when I lose 
Allow me to offer the following rebuttal
Never heard of her
That set of traps has a pretty big Kaz on it.
A million years late, but I’ll cast my vote that while that dish looks good it’s NOT barbecue - just grilling lol. If it hasn’t been smoked for x hours (6-24+) it’s just not barbecue
I was always fond to the term “cookout” vs BBQ to help people make the distinction.