No Pain No Gain

5/3/1 Week 1, Day 4 (Deadlift)

No time to chat.

(warmup) Squats @ deload %s
110 x 5
135 x 5 knee hurt bad
160 x 2 had to stop when knee exploded fuckfuckfuckfuck why is this back?

A) Deads
160 x 5
200 x 5
240 x 3
-work sets-
260 x 5
295 x 2 (loaded bar wrong lol, 10 on one side 5 on the others)
300 x 5
340 x 9 rep PR oh hells yea

B1) GHR
bw x some, some, some

B2) Leg Extension
170 x 11, 10, 10

C1) DB Shrugs holding contraction
100 x 6 (raw)
100 x 11 (strapped)
100 x 14 (strapped, cheating)

C2) Situps
bw x some, some, some

C3) DB Rear Delt Flys
20 x 14, 14, 14

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I hear ya on the being tired. At least I know what my problem’s are and can be fixed.

Good job keeping on with the training though. I know it’s tough. [/quote]

Thanks miM. Oddly training is easy for me… maybe it’s the place where I feel most in control, I dunno… it’s sitting at a desk for 8 hours that really kills me. Nothing to “snap me out of it” there.

I get it.
I go to the gym to feel ‘alive.’
I can’t imagine sitting at a desk for 8 hours. Never imagined having a job like that, but looks like I’m heading in that direction.

5/3/1 Week 2, Day 1 (Bench) (yesterday)

Sorry I haven’t been around to all the logs much, I was trapped in Dasher’s basement.

So last weekend was the tits - went to visit a couple of my best buds in baltimore where we basically drank beers, watched football and played Gears of War 3 all weekend. We did make it out to the bar where I got accosted by a 55yr old for the second time in like six weeks. She walked up to me and asked “do you want a shot for my birthday?”.

Then - no joke - she grabbed the bottom of my shirt with one hand and reached all the way up it to my chest with her other hand. Then she was talking so uncomfortably close to me that I kept backing up (which didn’t stop her from leaning back in)… it was so egregious that during a 2-minute conversation I had moved a solid 15 feet from my friends.

My buddy was pissed I didn’t accept it and use her to get us all free drinks…apparently I’m not a “team player”. A man’s gotta survive though.

Also, typically on binge weekends like this I lose a few pounds (U mad?) because I can only eat like half of my usual calorie amount. I physically can’t eat huge meals and I won’t ask my friends to stop for food 6-7 times. But for some reason I weighed in over 228 on Monday morning which is my heaviest yet. 7lbs away from my year-end goal, though some of that will come off this week I’m sure.

Health note… I start on meds today for lyme disease… it is a tough diagnosis, the only way I’ll know if I have it is if the meds make me sick, which means they’re killing it off. I’m ok with that I just hope I don’t have to take days off from the gym and/or lose 10lbs again.

Also, DJHT suggested I could raise my alarmingly low cholesterol (HDL of 39) by doing conditioning work. I fucking hate cardio but I guess this means I’ll start playing bball consistently once a week and add in a day of sprints at the park down the street as well. Ask me to do long bouts of SSC and I will kill you.

Workout:
A1) Bench
105 x 5
135 x 5
160 x 3
-work sets-
185 x 3
210 x 3
240(3+ ) x 6… wanted 7 but I’m ok with this. Bench apparatus sucked, it was too soft and didn’t provide a solid base for my upper back. Probably cost me a rep.

A2) Yates Rows
135 x 12
160 x 10
185 x 8 (PR 10lb)

Chins… 5 sets between sets of B) and C)

B) DB Bench
85 x 11
90 x 6 PR fucked up my setup lol
90 x 7

C) Close Grip Bench
165 x 11
175 x 8 (PR 10lb)
175 x 8

D) Kroc Rows
65 x 12
90 x 21 PR

E) BB Curls
90 x 8
90 x 6
90 x 8

Kept a good pace. Didn’t have time to cook my own food when I got back Sunday night so probably had 5000+ calories and 500+grams of carbs from shitty meal sources.

The gym will always be there…better to get your health right so you can be there too!

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
The gym will always be there…better to get your health right so you can be there too!

[/quote]

I’m hoping curing Lyme and Myco will take care of my knee pain for good and I can squat for more than 4 weeks in a row without wanting to cry. My bench is equal to my squat for fuck’s sake.

also, sprints are the BOMB! wish I could do em.

so you BETTER!!

:slight_smile:

Conditioning work!? I happen to be an ace at conditioning!!

This was all fate.

As for the cougar…ugh. I let you out of the house for 10 minutes…

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
also, sprints are the BOMB! wish I could do em.

so you BETTER!!

:)[/quote]

YOU’RE the bomb.

My plan is to make myself do em every Sunday, during football if I have to (not when the Niners are on). I can knock some out in 20-30 minutes.

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Conditioning work!? I happen to be an ace at conditioning!!

This was all fate.

As for the cougar…ugh. I let you out of the house for 10 minutes…[/quote]

I’d think about asking you for help but I’m a little skeered of what you’d put me through. My cardiovascular shape is not what it used to be (and was never great in the first place).

No one is as cardiovascularly sound as they want. Not a single person on earth.

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Conditioning work!? I happen to be an ace at conditioning!!
[/quote]

Are you talking about making sex? Seems like you could be innuendoing at doing sex

Lol

Get your conditioning on man! I live me some conditioning work

5/3/1 Week 2, Day 2 (Squat)

One of my favorite quotes is this from Einstein: “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” I realized it was flat dumb to keep doing the same squat routine and hoping my knee won’t hurt each time, so I tried a new plan. The plan was to do a lot more warming up and stretching with the intent of making my hips more flexible, so I could incorporate a wider stance and take pressure off my knee. Operation: Success!

(warmup)
Foam Rolling and stretching for ETERNITY (note: lasted less than 10 minutes).
4x4 Jump Squats with empty bar, dynamic stretching (leg swings) between sets

A) Back Squat
105 x 5
130 x 5
155 x 3
-work sets-
190 x 3
210 x 3
235(3+ ) x 6… not upset with this. Was still testing a new form and was a tad off balance, not fully explosive and my hips are a bit weak for a stance of that width. Stance felt way more solid at the bottom though. No knee pain whatsoever.

B) Leg Press
5pps x 14
6pps x 11, 11, 10, 9

C) Lying Leg Curl
115 x 8, 7, 7

About this time I became very aware I had a serious ass pump going on. Weird feeling.

D1) Weighted Crunches
125 x 8, 7, 7, 10

D2) Reverse Pec Deck
120 x 6
110 x 8
100 x 11, 11

[quote]Dasher wrote:
No one is as cardiovascularly sound as they want. Not a single person on earth.[/quote]

Fair point.

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Conditioning work!? I happen to be an ace at conditioning!!
[/quote]

Are you talking about making sex? Seems like you could be innuendoing at doing sex
[/quote]

Dash has been trying to get me to sex her for months. You should see the PMs she sends me. It’s getting a little on the desperate side at this point.

[quote]scj119 wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Conditioning work!? I happen to be an ace at conditioning!!
[/quote]

Are you talking about making sex? Seems like you could be innuendoing at doing sex
[/quote]
I have been sneaking into Dash’s house for months and trying to sleep with her. No success. No wonder my conditioning isn’t where i want it to be[/quote]

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]scj119 wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Conditioning work!? I happen to be an ace at conditioning!!
[/quote]

Are you talking about making sex? Seems like you could be innuendoing at doing sex
[/quote]
I have been sneaking into Dash’s house for months and trying to sleep with her. No success. No wonder my conditioning isn’t where i want it to be[/quote]
[/quote]

Tomato, tomahto…

Strap up your boots sunshine, the race is back on.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Strap up your boots sunshine, the race is back on.[/quote]

Till you drop out again next week?

[quote]scj119 wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Strap up your boots sunshine, the race is back on.[/quote]

Till you drop out again next week?[/quote]

O’doyle, I have a feelin’ your whole family’s goin’ down, but for now I gotta shtudy.

^^whats back on???

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]scj119 wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Strap up your boots sunshine, the race is back on.[/quote]

Till you drop out again next week?[/quote]

O’doyle, I have a feelin’ your whole family’s goin’ down, but for now I gotta shtudy.[/quote]

Hahaha well played.

[quote]gregron wrote:
^^whats back on???[/quote]

We racing to 365 ATG Squat.

5/3/1 Week 2, Day 3 (OHP)

Funny story: A couple weeks ago when I split my boxers in 3 places squatting, apparently for some reason I put them in my laundry instead of the trash. How do I know this? Because I put this pair in my gym bag today as my post-shower change of clothes, and am currently wearing them under my work khakis.

A) Standing OHP
70 x 5
90 x 5
105 x 3
-work sets-
125 x 3
140 x 3
160(3+ ) x 9 rep PR balls out awesome… I was praying for 8 before the set started.

B) Seated DB OHP
65 x 10 (PR 5lb) (vid taken, will post later from home)
65 x 8
65 x 8

C) T-Bar Row
(warmup)2plates x some
3p x 12
3p,25lb x 10
4p x 7ish

I seem to feel this more in my lats when I contract fully, and if I don’t hit myself with the plates (i.e. partial contraction) it hits the target muscle better (upper back)…noted for next time.

D1) Lat Pulldown
150 x 11
160 x 8 (PR 10lb)
160 x 8,8

D2) Lateral Raise
35 x 6,6,6,9 (last set mucho cheating)

E1) EZBar Preacher Curls
70 x 7, 8, 7

E2) Kayak Rows
35 x 7, 6

also, I am now officially asexual. Girls are bitches and guys are dicks.

[quote]scj119 wrote:

also, I am now officially asexual. Girls are bitches and guys are dicks.[/quote]

This is just not true at all