… I will never be able to sleep with Jessica Alba.
…a flirting, hot woman will always make me weak in the knees.
…the pic of my wife holding my son after he was born will always bring a tear of joy to my eye.
…I will always aspire to the inner strength of my dad.
it won’t change the fact that mommy didn’t hug me enough =]
…I still don’t feel the need to post my pics in the Rate My Physique forum.
I will always be able find a Seinfeld, Simpsons or random movie quote for any situation in life.
[quote]dre wrote:
I will always be able find a Seinfeld, Simpsons or random movie quote for any situation in life.[/quote]
Except apparently this one…
I will never ba able to hit someone hard enough with my baton for being stupid.
I will never be able to hit my kids for being stupid.
I’'ll want to be stronger.
I can’t change the world.
[quote]dre wrote:
I will always be able find a Seinfeld, Simpsons or random movie quote for any situation in life.[/quote]
DOOOOHph! stupid brain can’t think of something. It’s all flanders fault!
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
I can’t stop the clock from hurling me forward to my inevitable demise.
D[/quote]
Ouch, that’s too close to home.
… the benefits are slim.
[quote]Hoosier wrote:
I will never be able to hit my kids for being stupid.[/quote]
You can hit yourself for your kids being stupid.
DB
[quote]slt wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
I can’t stop the clock from hurling me forward to my inevitable demise.
D
Ouch, that’s too close to home.
… the benefits are slim.[/quote]
Yeah, that’s a bit existential, but didn’t mean it to be dismal. Rather realizing the clock is ticking and the importance of making the most of it.
Take care!
D
[quote]uptruck wrote:
dre wrote:
I will always be able find a Seinfeld, Simpsons or random movie quote for any situation in life.
DOOOOHph! stupid brain can’t think of something. It’s all flanders fault![/quote]
Stupid sexy flanders.
[quote]BigRagoo wrote:
…a flirting, hot woman will always make me weak in the knees.
…the pic of my wife holding my son after he was born will always bring a tear of joy to my eye.[/quote]
Nice save!
…It doesn’t count for shit at the end of the day.
[quote]Taquito wrote:
uptruck wrote:
dre wrote:
I will always be able find a Seinfeld, Simpsons or random movie quote for any situation in life.
DOOOOHph! stupid brain can’t think of something. It’s all flanders fault!
Stupid sexy flanders.[/quote]
No t.v. and no beer makes Homer got something, something…
we will never look good to anyone except other men and ugly women who are turning into men.
[quote]Kiwigeezer wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
…a flirting, hot woman will always make me weak in the knees.
…the pic of my wife holding my son after he was born will always bring a tear of joy to my eye.
Nice save!
…It doesn’t count for shit at the end of the day.
[/quote]
Actually it does. I have the freedom of being able to express my thoughts on other women because I have no real intention on acting on them. Plus she points them out to me sometimes. As long as I don’t compare my wife negatively to another woman, I’m fine.
Plus, she thinks I’m an excellent husband and father. So with flattery like that why would I jeopardize our relationship.
Life is great when your spouse is in reality your best friend.